Door to Door Counterfeit Dvd Salesman

Sir Osis of Liver.

Just had a fella I know to see(not a knacker) call to my door offering me a range of dvds for sale.
They were burned Tesco discs in pound shop plastic sleeves and ranged from the latest blockbusters for 5 euro,kids films for 4 euro and finally porn for 3 euro.
I thanked him for his kind offer but declined his bargain dvds explaining that I also know how to make full use of my broadband.

A mans gotta make a living I suppose.

Rayne Wooney

How many of the porn ones did you take?

Hootanany

Any good titles in the €3 brand that you could recomend

xXxkorixXx

did he have cum guzzling grannies 3?

Fr_Dougal

A counterfeit salesman? Be janey you can download nearly anything these days.

Pai Mei

Shouldn't he have had the porn more expensive no?

The Backwards Man

We had a dvd salesman round our way selling counterfeit doors. Netflix must have really hit them hard.

SV

He's gonna be sickened when he calls to the door of someone who works for revenue

McLoughlin

Next time tell him to invest in a on disc printer and proper DVD cases. If you going to sell bootlegs make sure you put the effort in and they look decent.

KKkitty

He can't be too hard up if he's only charging €3 for porn DVDs.

The One Who Knocks

McLoughlin wrote: »

Next time tell him to invest in a on disc printer and proper DVD cases. If you going to sell bootlegs make sure you put the effort in and they look decent.

Or he could just invest in a computer & broadband. Buy a few harddrives & load them with films... who uses dvds anyway?

zenno

I had the same thing a few weeks ago, he said he had Anal Addicts if i wanted that one lol, he almost lost his nose after that.

Peregrine

I bought a laptop around Christmas.

Only found out last week that the eject button on the DVD drive doesn't work, that was the first time I tried to open it. It wasn't even an inconvenience Who the **** uses DVDs?

McLoughlin

Jamez735 wrote: »

Or he could just invest in a computer & broadband. Buy a few harddrives & load them with films... who uses dvds anyway?

People who can't use computers or the internet ?

Pai Mei

zenno wrote: »

I had the same thing a few weeks ago, he said he had Anal Addicts if i wanted that one lol, he almost lost his nose after that.

You prob shouldn't have tried to grab it out of his hands so fast :rolleyes:

billy2012

Fair play to him!!

zenno

Mary cum sweetly was the other one, but i had to decline the offer as i'm married

Sir Osis of Liver.

Hootanany wrote: »

Any good titles in the €3 brand that you could recomend

Nah,
Shaving Ryans Privates didnt interest me.

wil

The Backwards Man wrote: »

We had a dvd salesman round our way selling counterfeit doors. Netflix must have really hit them hard.

Xtravision dont just do windows you know (at least I think thats the ad);)

Lawrence1895

wil wrote: »

Xtravision dont just do windows you know (at least I think thats the ad);)

Or was it Should've gone to Xtravision'?

Rod Serling

I've a family member who still pays a lad in his work to download movies and stick them on dvds for him. They're always ****e quality too. If I was going to do it I'd do it right - nice boxes, YIFY blu ray rips..

wil

billy2012 wrote: »

Fair play to him!!

Research has shown people still cant download cars, so a door to door car salesman should have it creamed. That and policemans hats, must be a market for unsoiled ones.

bumper234

Rod Serling wrote: »

I've a family member who still pays a lad in his work to download movies and stick them on dvds for him. They're always ****e quality too. If I was going to do it I'd do it right - nice boxes, YIFY blu ray rips..

I know a lad round my way sells em 3 for 10 euro or 7 for 20 euro he makes about a hundred a week on top of his dole. Uses tesco dvds as well i suppose it keeps the cost down. Amazin how many over 40s dont know how to download and play on tv.

Lawrence1895

wil wrote: »

Research has shown people still cant download cars, so a door to door car salesman should have it creamed. That and policemans hats, must be a market for unsoiled ones.

I have to start a research, if it's possible to download 'cheap gas and electricity'

Rod Serling

Rod Serling wrote: »

If I was going to do it I'd do it right - nice boxes, YIFY blu ray rips..

LOL

m'lady

A Chinese bloke doing it door to door my way. A pal of mine used to buy them every week and when he told him he didn't want them anymore he offered to throw in some home cooked flied lice! No messing.
Sorry I meant fried rice :-)

Locanfetzava

Next time you see this guy tell him that he is about 7 years behind time.

akura

Are you in Donegal? Because there was a guy trying to sell dvd's in the middle of thunder and lightning earlier.

Sir Osis of Liver.

I knew i'd watched too much porn over the years,when i got a semi whilst walking past a busker playing the saxophone.