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Legendary Boards Posts!

  • 21-07-2013 12:38pm
    #1
    Brendan Flowers
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,385 ✭✭✭


    We have a list of legendary boards threads and it got me thinking what, for you, were legendary Boards posts. Posts that you'll never forget and still get a good chuckle when you think back to them!

    I'll get things started with 2 of my personal favourites...

    Last summer an Irish kid signed for Barcelona FC. A thread was started in the soccer forum and one user posted a picture of the child in a Barca kit. It wasnt long until the guy who owned the copyright appeared in the thread threatening to sue Boards and the member who posted the image. But that buzzkill was quickly left red faced when JaMarcus Hustle posted the following:
    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=79761870
    Maybe you needed to follow the entire thread but I just thought it was an epic response!

    Secondly is the story of a man by the name of RoscommonTom. Tom wanted to cook soup one evening. Unfortunately he left the kitchen for a few minutes and it boiled over, ruining the top of the cooker. It needed to be cleaned and Tom needed help! So he went to the one place he thought best to ask a cooking/cleaning/kitchen related question... http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=82305805

    Im sure there is better than my 2 examples, but like I said I still get a good little laugh whenever I think of either!

    So what other legendary boards posts would you like to add?


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Comments

  • #2
    cloud493
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,835 ✭✭✭✭cloud493


    Pighead in the prison forum.


  • #3
    Gummy Panda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,919 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    How is PC Photo not banned?

    Isn't there a rule were if you threaten to sue someone on boards, its perma-ban?

    EDIT: I love the second link. Lol


  • #4
    Chinasea
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,568 ✭✭✭Chinasea


    The one the other day about the cheek of Lidl selling a kayak without a life-jacket.


  • #5
    Burky126
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 476 ✭✭Burky126


    Think we all remember this one.


  • #6
    Dartz
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,405 ✭✭✭Dartz


    Gummy Panda wrote: »
    How is PC Photo not banned?

    Isn't there a rule were if you threaten to sue someone on boards, its perma-ban?

    EDIT: I love the second link. Lol

    Only if it's someone the moderators like.


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  • #7
    apollo8
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 349 ✭✭apollo8


    cloud493 wrote: »
    Pighead in the prison forum.

    I'd like to read that anyone know when it was?


  • #8
    TeddyTedson
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,758 ✭✭✭✭TeddyTedson


    apollo8 wrote: »
    I'd like to read that anyone know when it was?
    It was during the trouble as far as I remember.


  • #9
    1ZRed
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,293 ✭✭✭1ZRed


    Love the innocent sexist post the most! :D


  • #10
    gjc
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,382 ✭✭✭gjc


    There was a thread about a guy and his friend called haircut boy who found a safe concreted into his shed in a house he was just after buying... No key .... The antics he hit up to to get the safe open . ... The advice from boardsies plus the added anticipation of what was in the safe..... Was hooked on the thread for a week or so ...... Poster even got banned just when the climax was coming......And then the finale ........ God I enjoyed that thread every post within it cracked me up


  • #11
    Frosty McSnowballs
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,396 ✭✭✭Frosty McSnowballs


    gjc wrote: »
    There was a thread about a guy and his friend called haircut boy who found a safe concreted into his shed in a house he was just after buying... No key .... The antics he hit up to to get the safe open . ... The advice from boardsies plus the added anticipation of what was in the safe..... Was hooked on the thread for a week or so ...... Poster even got banned just when the climax was coming......And then the finale ........ God I enjoyed that thread every post within it cracked me up

    Worst thread ever.


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  • #12
    Peregrine
    Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 26,403 Mod ✭✭✭✭Peregrine


    gjc wrote: »
    There was a thread about a guy and his friend called haircut boy who found a safe concreted into his shed in a house he was just after buying... No key .... The antics he hit up to to get the safe open . ... The advice from boardsies plus the added anticipation of what was in the safe..... Was hooked on the thread for a week or so ...... Poster even got banned just when the climax was coming......And then the finale ........ God I enjoyed that thread every post within it cracked me up

    Jaysus no need to explain that one, just the safe thread will do :pac:


  • #13
    Sciprio
    Closed Accounts Posts: 790 ✭✭✭Sciprio


    I don't spend much time on boards and only post the odd few times but i shall keep my eyes open. :p


  • #14
    The Aussie
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,440 ✭✭✭The Aussie


    Nimrod 7 wrote: »
    Jaysus no need to explain that one, just the safe thread will do :pac:

    The first one yes. Epic

    The second one was one of the worst examples of "look at me, I'm a Nobody trying to be cool and important" how he was not perma banned I will never know. Spanner


  • #15
    Peregrine
    Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 26,403 Mod ✭✭✭✭Peregrine


    The Aussie wrote: »
    The first one yes. Epic

    The second one was one of the worst examples of "look at me, I'm a Nobody trying to be cool and important" how he was not perma banned I will never know. Spanner

    There was a second one? I think I remember it vaguely..

    I think this post by Mr. Incognito in the first safe thread could be a legendary post


  • #16
    The Aussie
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,440 ✭✭✭The Aussie


    Nimrod 7 wrote: »
    There was a second one? I think I remember it vaguely..

    Yeh, there was a second one, and like most sequels it was a poor rip off of the original and sucked big wadds.


  • #17
    hoodwinked
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,175 ✭✭✭hoodwinked


    The first post on this thread


    oh many a lol was had by that thread, :D

    and if i remember correctly i think it was his first post ever on boards???:confused:


  • #18
    Brendan Flowers
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,385 ✭✭✭Brendan Flowers


    gjc wrote: »
    There was a thread about a guy and his friend called haircut boy who found a safe concreted into his shed in a house he was just after buying... No key .... The antics he hit up to to get the safe open . ... The advice from boardsies plus the added anticipation of what was in the safe..... Was hooked on the thread for a week or so ...... Poster even got banned just when the climax was coming......And then the finale ........ God I enjoyed that thread every post within it cracked me up

    Yeah but that was an epic thread. Brilliant because of all the posts from the OP and replies from boardies. What I was looking for in this thread was posts which on their own were hilarious!

    Forgot about that one by Pighead. Excellent response by him!


  • #19
    apollo8
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 349 ✭✭apollo8


    The recent one about the dole that nobody wanted.
    The mod changed the title as if it was about jam,
    Much piss taking and a very unhappy OP:)

    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=85109301


  • #20
    Jimminy Mc Fukhead
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 305 ✭✭Jimminy Mc Fukhead


    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=61430316&postcount=17


  • #21
    Skid X
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,444 ✭✭✭✭Skid X


    Denise needs to send a text to her Mom, but has no credit.

    Denise searches for 'free webtexts', Google sends her to Boards, she duely registers and sends her post/text.

    Denise is still waiting for her Mom to reply
    denise xx wrote: »
    hey mom dis denise txt me back on my phone but i just want to know are u still up

    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2056481820


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  • #22
    TeddyTedson
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,758 ✭✭✭✭TeddyTedson


    Jimminy Mc Fukhead wrote: »
    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=61430316&postcount=17
    That's hands down the best thing I've ever read :D:D:D


  • #23
    Peregrine
    Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 26,403 Mod ✭✭✭✭Peregrine


    Skid X wrote: »
    Denise needs to send a text to her Mom, but has no credit.

    Denise searches for 'free webtexts', Google sends her to Boards, she duely registers and sends her post/text.

    Denise is still waiting for her Mom to reply



    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2056481820

    Laughed so hard at this :D


  • #24
    pablomakaveli
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,752 ✭✭✭pablomakaveli


    I remember a poster who posted up a story about how he and two male friends were all asleep in the same room after a night out and he woke up to hear the two friends shagging each other. Spawned a great thread too


  • #25
    KeithM89
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,557 ✭✭✭KeithM89


    hoodwinked wrote: »
    The first post on this thread


    oh many a lol was had by that thread, :D

    and if i remember correctly i think it was his first post ever on boards???:confused:


    Poor guy, all he wanted was help and yous all ripped the piss.


  • #26
    Miss Lockhart
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,639 ✭✭✭Miss Lockhart


    Jimminy Mc Fukhead wrote: »
    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=61430316&postcount=17

    I can hardly breathe from laughing.


  • #27
    BNMC
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,231 ✭✭✭BNMC


    The third post in this thread.

    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2056295854


  • #28
    Brendan Flowers
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,385 ✭✭✭Brendan Flowers


    hoodwinked wrote: »
    The first post on this thread


    oh many a lol was had by that thread, :D

    and if i remember correctly i think it was his first post ever on boards???:confused:

    Like RoscommonTom, he probably should've asked in the Ladies Lounge!


  • #29
    LizT
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,089 ✭✭✭✭LizT


    Keith wrote: »
    Poor guy, all he wanted was help and yous all ripped the piss.

    He seems like a bit of a loser though :/


  • #30
    Peregrine
    Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 26,403 Mod ✭✭✭✭Peregrine


    LizT wrote: »
    He seems like a bit of a loser though :/

    :(




    *puts the plate of chips down*


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  • #31
    Legs.Eleven
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,987 ✭✭✭Legs.Eleven


    Quite a few (about 3) but this one had me in tears. I'm still laughing at it now.

    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=82223935


  • #32
    qo2cj1dsne8y4k
    Closed Accounts Posts: 23,646 ✭✭✭✭qo2cj1dsne8y4k


    That one about nursing his bat injuries are hilarious, I can hardly breathe I am laughing so much


  • #33
    TeddyTedson
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,758 ✭✭✭✭TeddyTedson


    LizT wrote: »
    He seems like a bit of a loser though :/
    Ah no he was alright. People from Dundalk are just a bit like that. He meant well though :)


  • #34
    hoodwinked
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,175 ✭✭✭hoodwinked


    TeddyTedson wrote: »
    Ah no he was alright. People from Dundalk are just a bit like that. He meant well though :)

    he may mean well but he tends to hijack after hour threads, but its still one of the most legendary posts even with no thanks with it, he entertained us right out of the blue one boring after hours night.


  • #35
    LizT
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,089 ✭✭✭✭LizT


    hoodwinked wrote: »
    he may mean well but he tends to hijack after hour threads, but its still one of the most legendary posts even with no thanks with it, he entertained us right out of the blue one boring after hours night.

    If we're talking about Keith and legendary posts this and this have to get a mention :p


  • #36
    the groutch
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,096 ✭✭✭✭the groutch


    Jimminy Mc Fukhead wrote: »
    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=61430316&postcount=17

    was the security guard Batman?



    (gets coat)


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  • #37
    Dodd
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,007 ✭✭✭Dodd


    This.:)
    http://touch.boards.ie/thread/2056966562/1/#post84977522


  • #38
    Brendan Flowers
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,385 ✭✭✭Brendan Flowers


    Dodd wrote: »
    This.:)
    http://touch.boards.ie/thread/2056966562/1/#post84977522

    haha that is brilliant!


  • #39
    giant_midget
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,162 ✭✭✭giant_midget


    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2056554309&page=40

    Post #595

    found this post very funny.


  • #40
    Mr.Prodston
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,305 ✭✭✭✭Mr.Prodston


    giant_midget wrote: »
    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2056554309&page=40

    Post #595

    found this post very funny.

    The best part was when Mr.Prodston didn't have access to it :(


  • #41
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    Mr.Prodston wrote: »
    The best part was when Mr.Prodston didn't have access to it :(
    Don't worry about, you're missing nothing.


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  • #42
    krudler
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 34,788 ✭✭✭✭krudler


    The Backwards Man wrote: »
    Don't worry about, you're missing nothing.

    Ranting and Raving? one of the best forums on the site there's some hilarious stuff in there.


  • #43
    Chucken
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,459 ✭✭✭Chucken


    LizT wrote: »
    He seems like a bit of a loser though :/


    Some body on him though ;)

    Heres of of Teddys finer moments :D

    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=83274116


  • #44
    BillyMitchel
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,324 ✭✭✭BillyMitchel


    Go through the feeky Mcgee thread bound to be hundreds of legendary posts. I would but I'm too lazy.


  • #45
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    krudler wrote: »
    Ranting and Raving? one of the best forums on the site there's some hilarious stuff in there.
    Yeah. Hilarious.


  • #46
    Tar.Aldarion
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,110 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    In spell czechs http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=51002090
    good times


  • #47
    Peregrine
    Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 26,403 Mod ✭✭✭✭Peregrine


    Chucken wrote: »
    Some body on him though ;)

    Heres of of Teddys finer moments :D

    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=83274116

    Yeah that was one of those 'Did he just say that?' moments
    Tar.Aldarion wrote: »
    In spell czechs http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=51002090
    good times

    :mad:
    Quit linking to private forums. It's cruel, you're expecting something really funny, your expectations build up and then it tells you that you're not allowed to see it :(

    As you're the moderator of Spell Czechs, I demand that you grant me access to your forum as a compensation for the emotional turmoil you have caused me :(



    It's worth a try..


  • #48
    krudler
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 34,788 ✭✭✭✭krudler


    The Backwards Man wrote: »
    Yeah. Hilarious.

    the cries of retail thread is brilliant


  • #49
    3rd Ferguson
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25 ✭3rd Ferguson


    This was a funny thread:

    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2055760092


  • #50
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    Skid X wrote: »
    Denise needs to send a text to her Mom, but has no credit.

    Denise searches for 'free webtexts', Google sends her to Boards, she duely registers and sends her post/text.

    Denise is still waiting for her Mom to reply



    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2056481820


    jesus Christ my sides :D:D:D:D so dam funny


  • #51
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    pablomakaveli wrote: »
    I remember a poster who posted up a story about how he and two male friends were all asleep in the same room after a night out and he woke up to hear the two friends shagging each other. Spawned a great thread too


    link to that thread please :D


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