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Imagine your teeth and nails switched places

  • 20-07-2013 1:00pm
    #1
    KingOfFairview
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,388 ✭✭✭


    Wouldn't that be truly awful? Its one of those weird phobias I have, though frankly its an unlikely scenario


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  • #2
    PizzamanIRL
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,147 ✭✭✭PizzamanIRL


    Strange thoughts.


  • #3
    inforfun
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,862 ✭✭✭✭inforfun


    You should get out of the sun.


  • #4
    Frosty McSnowballs
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,396 ✭✭✭Frosty McSnowballs


    But what if your bumhole swopped with you mouth?


  • #5
    lkionm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,407 ✭✭✭lkionm


    Imagine if they were made of the same stuff.



    Woah man, we got scienced


  • #6
    Zirconia
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 386 ✭✭Zirconia
    Boycott Israeli Goods & Services


    What sh*t are you smoking man?


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  • #7
    KingOfFairview
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,388 ✭✭✭KingOfFairview


    Zirconia wrote: »
    What sh*t are you smoking man?

    im eating roittiseire chicken


  • #8
    lkionm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,407 ✭✭✭lkionm


    Senor Fancy Pants wrote: »
    But what if your bumhole swopped with you mouth?

    Jesus Christ. I just got a mental image of leaning over a toilet but instead of getting sick you would be taking a poo poo.


    Y u do dis?


  • #9
    19543261
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,973 ✭✭✭19543261


    KingOfFairview wrote: »
    im eating roittiseire chicken

    Please tell us some more of your bizarre imaginings.

    What if your head was attached to someones knee, and couldnt be surgically removed?


  • #10
    **Vai**
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,302 ✭✭✭**Vai**


    Imagine your teeth and 6 inch nails switched places...


  • #11
    KingOfFairview
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,388 ✭✭✭KingOfFairview


    Or an enormous, flaccid penis grew out of your chin and worst of all it actually looked pretty good


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  • #12
    Micky Dolenz
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 44,080 ✭✭✭✭Micky Dolenz


    And there I was thinking that Latin noun thread was sh!te.


  • #13
    19543261
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,973 ✭✭✭19543261


    Micky Dolenz wrote: »
    And there I was thinking that Latin noun thread was sh!te.

    And now you think its even worse than ****e, comparing it to this thread.

    What if your tongue was really square, and we only had one ear on our forehead.


  • #14
    KingOfFairview
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,388 ✭✭✭KingOfFairview


    19543261 wrote: »
    And now you think its even worse than ****e, comparing it to this thread.

    What if your tongue was really square, and we only had one ear on our forehead.

    Square tongue would be bad, but knuckles in your ribs would be a real ball-popper


  • #15
    Colash
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,377 ✭✭✭Colash


    The old nail clippers in the mouth


  • #16
    smcgiff
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,943 ✭✭✭smcgiff


    19543261 wrote: »
    And now you think its even worse than ****e, comparing it to this thread.

    What if your tongue was really square, and we only had one ear on our forehead.


    The final front ear?


  • #17
    OneArt
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,910 ✭✭✭OneArt


    What if trees broke out of the ground and started chasing people while running on their roots? That's truly terrifying.


  • #18
    Hownowcow
    Closed Accounts Posts: 341 ✭✭Hownowcow


    Senor Fancy Pants wrote: »
    But what if your bumhole swopped with you mouth?

    You'd be talking out of your arse.


  • #19
    Duggy747
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,295 ✭✭✭✭Duggy747


    Imagine if you could peel your nails off or open them like the hood of a car?

    Remember this guy?


  • #20
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 6,025 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Duggy747 wrote: »
    Imagine if you could peel your nails off or open them like the hood of a car?

    Remember this guy?

    AH STOP !!!!:eek::eek::eek:


  • #21
    checkyabadself
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 471 ✭✭checkyabadself


    I`d suddenly start to worry about breaking a nail.


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  • #22
    zenno
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,377 ✭✭✭zenno


    Imagine your teeth and nails switched places

    It would look weird for sure, just like this happy guy :pac:


  • #23
    massy086
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,851 ✭✭✭massy086


    http://youtu.be/0v7MdlSFjgM


  • #24
    Annasopra
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 41,157 ✭✭✭✭Annasopra


    Hownowcow wrote: »
    You'd be talking out of your arse.

    You mean verbal diarrhorea?

    It was so much easier to blame it on Them. It was bleakly depressing to think that They were Us. If it was Them, then nothing was anyone's fault. If it was us, what did that make Me? After all, I'm one of Us. I must be. I've certainly never thought of myself as one of Them. No one ever thinks of themselves as one of Them. We're always one of Us. It's Them that do the bad things.

    Terry Pratchet



  • #25
    19543261
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,973 ✭✭✭19543261


    I am not clicking on any of the links in this thread.


  • #26
    zenno
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,377 ✭✭✭zenno


    19543261 wrote: »
    I am not clicking on any of the links in this thread.

    Bock Bock Bock...


  • #27
    TheLastMohican
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,837 ✭✭✭TheLastMohican


    How would would this person have eaten their spaghetti?

    Long-Spiral-Nails.jpg

    Right click - open


  • #28
    wexie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,480 ✭✭✭wexie


    TheLastMohican wrote: »
    How would would this person have eaten their spaghetti?

    Long-Spiral-Nails.jpg

    Right click - open

    Wonder how he wipes his ass....


  • #29
    TheLastMohican
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,837 ✭✭✭TheLastMohican


    wexie wrote: »
    Wonder how he wipes his ass....

    Hindu's are known to train monkeys :)


  • #30
    KingOfFairview
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,388 ✭✭✭KingOfFairview


    Seriously, how can he do anything? He effectively has no hands


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  • #31
    wendell borton
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,336 ✭✭✭wendell borton


    The thought of clipping teeth gives me that nails scraping a blackboard feeling.


  • #32
    dd972
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,563 ✭✭✭dd972


    Is your Acid trip over now OP? :P


  • #33
    KingOfFairview
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,388 ✭✭✭KingOfFairview


    dd972 wrote: »
    Is your Acid trip over now OP? :P

    My roitissiere chicken is finished, if that's what you mean


  • #34
    daRobot
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,380 ✭✭✭daRobot


    Worst thread ever.


  • #35
    KingOfFairview
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,388 ✭✭✭KingOfFairview


    Or if all toes grew out of your lips, like zpudberg


  • #36
    Ruu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,622 ✭✭✭Ruu


    Imagine a metal zipper instead of lips! :eek:


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  • #37
    KingOfFairview
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,388 ✭✭✭KingOfFairview


    Pendulous balls from just under your ears


  • #38
    Itwasntme.
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,754 ✭✭✭Itwasntme.


    I think this is a great thread :).


  • #39
    goz83
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,035 ✭✭✭goz83


    Imagine if boards.ie didn't exist and instead we had ThatcherLovin.ie :eek:


  • #40
    KingOfFairview
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,388 ✭✭✭KingOfFairview


    Itwasntme. wrote: »
    I think this is a great thread :).

    Exactly, yeah. Stuff like this is the salt upon our chips, the Caesar salad cream on our Caesar salad.

    Here who's up for having a bum covered in eyelids?


  • #41
    Mariasofia
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,887 ✭✭✭Mariasofia


    wexie wrote: »
    Wonder how he wipes his ass....

    Id say wiping his ass is the least of this fellas problems tbh.


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  • #42
    Freddy Smelly
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 980 ✭✭✭Freddy Smelly


    lkionm wrote: »
    Jesus Christ. I just got a mental image of leaning over a toilet but instead of getting sick you would be taking a poo poo.


    Y u do dis?

    quit talkin sh!te :D


  • #43
    ScumLord
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,789 ✭✭✭✭ScumLord


    There would be some advantages to having teeth that grew like nails though. They'd be constantly growing so dental hygiene wouldn't be as much of an issue as you'll be able to grow new teeth.


  • #44
    goz83
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,035 ✭✭✭goz83


    ScumLord wrote: »
    There would be some advantages to having teeth that grew like nails though. They'd be constantly growing so dental hygiene wouldn't be as much of an issue as you'll be able to grow new teeth.

    Yeah but mushrooms would be off the menu, because fungal nail infections would be running wild.


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