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BNMC

Some bastard stole my mop.

I decided to give my humble abode a long overdue clean today, got out the mop and bucket and washed all the floors. I was very pleased with the my days work but my joy was short lived. I left the bucket and mop outside the door to dry off , I then went to retrieve them but to my utter dismay my mop was nowhere to be seen, I searched high and low.

PM if anyone has any info. Thanks.

gurramok

Check to see do you still have a head of hair?!

OneArt

Who the f*ck would want a manky old mop? It's not like they're even that expensive.

NuckingFacker

It was the Mafia - them Mopsters will stop at nothing.

Lelantos

Are there any bald Rastafarians in your area?

Duggy747

The only logical conclusion here is that someone stole it and are making love to it.

gurramok

Perhaps some witch took it?

Red Pepper

Big No Mop Crybaby.

1shot16

PM'd sorry just borrowed it

bnt

If a mop gets sufficiently manky, bacterial evolution is accelerated, new lifeforms can develop, and it can get a bit hungry. It might have slithered off to look for something to eat. Are any of your neighbours missing a cat or two?

Banjo String

OneArt wrote: »

Who the f*ck would want a manky old mop? It's not like they're even that expensive.

Maybe a skeleton.

I was in a pub one night and a skeleton walked in and ordered a pint.

meoklmrk91

Who would want to steal a mop, you can buy them for €1.49 in dealz.

shruikan2553

Have you ever thought that maybe you are the mop?

December2012

If the mop comes back to you, you know it will be yours forever.

NuckingFacker

No point moping about it OP, just get another. And ffs, mind this one. A mop is for all year, not just for christmass. You can't let them out alone, what with the traffic and all.

squod

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8y2uIhbzxO4

castletownman

You should hunt the perpetrator down and put them through the wringer

Turtyturd

Case closed.

http://fc07.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2012/243/2/3/perry_saturn_and_moppy_by_windows8osx-d5d3gex.jpg

C.K Dexter Haven

December2012 wrote: »

If the mop comes back to you, you know it will be yours forever.

Then you can sing, Bee Mop, a lu Mop, she's my baby

delw

And you are only telling us now,id say it's stripped for parts at this stage OP

wp_rathead

Did they make a clean getaway?

*gets coat*

December2012

C.K Dexter Haven wrote: »

Then you can sing, Bee Mop, a lu Mop, she's my baby

Bee map a lu mop, I don't mean maybe!

SouthTippBass

SamHall wrote: »

Maybe a skeleton.

I was in a pub one night and a skeleton walked in and ordered a pint.

The lying bastard, he told me he wasnt going out because he had nobody to go with :mad:





:pac:

cherryghost

First a tip jar and now a mop? Who's the thief, McGuyver?

nihicib2

Think I may have found the culprit, Murphy my Jack Russell has being threatening to join the rastas for a long time

Nemeses

A man was in a bar all day and he had to use the bathroom. He was in there for a while, yelling, so the barmaid reluctantly went to the bathroom to check on him.
"Sir, what are you yelling about? You're scaring the customers."

"Everytime I try to flush the toilet something keeps biting my balls!"

"Sir, please get off the mop bucket."

:pac:

BNMC

Mop recovered. Thanks lads.

Demonique

So where did you find it?

BNMC

Across the road in the ditch. The dog next door must have took off with it. The cunt.

shruikan2553

I hope you didnt contaminate the crime scene by removing the body from the ditch.

Weevil

squod wrote: »

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8y2uIhbzxO4

Revisiting childhood trauma is never the answer.