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Yeaaaaaah ! Just had sex in work !

  • 16-07-2013 2:11pm
    #1
    Mr Ferb
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 6 ✭


    Just had a savage ride in the handicap toilet in work with this lass who was well up for it !!


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  • #2
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 26,052 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Mr Ferb wrote: »
    Just had a savage ride in the handicap toilet in work with this lass who was well up for it !!

    I'm sure she's delighted you're being so discreet about it too. Go you.


  • #3
    Amirani
    Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 12,548 Mod ✭✭✭✭Amirani


    Mr Ferb wrote: »
    Just had a savage ride in the handicap toilet in work with this lass who was well up for it !!

    Was she handicapped?


  • #4
    lee_baby_simms
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,479 ✭✭✭lee_baby_simms


    Lucky lady.


  • #5
    bumper234
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,250 ✭✭✭✭bumper234


    Mr Ferb wrote: »
    Just had a savage ride in the handicap toilet in work with this lass who was well up for it !!

    Pics or it didn't happen;)


  • #6
    **Vai**
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,302 ✭✭✭**Vai**


    And they say chivalry is dead.


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  • #7
    castletownman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,692 ✭✭✭✭castletownman


    And I was just wondering what Jay from the Inbetweeners was at after the show ended


  • #8
    daveyeh
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 774 ✭✭✭daveyeh


    Which one of you is handicapped?




    I think you.


  • #9
    Speisekarte
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 147 ✭✭Speisekarte


    Where do you work?


  • #10
    mike65
    Closed Accounts Posts: 88,972 ✭✭✭✭mike65


    They played golf in the toilet?


  • #11
    Caliden
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,982 ✭✭✭Caliden


    I'm still waiting on that big mac meal, any sign of it OP?


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  • #12
    Fratton Fred
    Closed Accounts Posts: 26,567 ✭✭✭✭Fratton Fred


    Was her name "Hand" by any chance?


  • #13
    **Vai**
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,302 ✭✭✭**Vai**


    Speisekarte wrote: »
    Where do you work?

    Only way for this to get worse is if hes a civil servant and doing it on "our time".


  • #14
    Ilik Urgee
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,430 ✭✭✭Ilik Urgee


    Did you spin her wheels?


  • #15
    Mr Ferb
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 6 ✭Mr Ferb


    daveyeh wrote: »
    Which one of you is handicapped?




    I think you.

    Be nice. The handicap jax is located on its own so it's possible to be discreet. Would recommend it if you can get your hands on a randy co-worker with a bit of time on their hands !!


  • #16
    NickDunne
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 392 ✭✭NickDunne


    Fratton Fred wrote: »
    Was her name "Hand" by any chance?

    Id go with Jill or Pam :rolleyes: :pac:


  • #17
    shamrock55
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,233 ✭✭✭shamrock55


    Who cares


  • #18
    Andersonisgod
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,868 ✭✭✭Andersonisgod


    Busted!

    (Phineas and Ferb reference)


  • #19
    HondaSami
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,713 ✭✭✭HondaSami


    Mr Ferb wrote: »
    Just had a savage ride in the handicap toilet in work with this lass who was well up for it !!

    Good for you, first time for both of ye or did she charge you?


  • #20
    jimmy180sx
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 478 ✭✭jimmy180sx


    Fratton Fred wrote: »
    Was her name "Hand" by any chance?

    Could have been Palm-ela


  • #21
    **Vai**
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,302 ✭✭✭**Vai**


    Next time I have sex, Im gonna start a thread on AH about it. Get ready for like, 3 threads a week people!!!!!

    :)


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  • #22
    BGozIE
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 380 ✭✭BGozIE


    was "she" good looking?


  • #23
    red sean
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,917 ✭✭✭red sean


    Only your 4th post and already making waves.
    Hope your wrist's not too sore to go back to work!


  • #24
    Lumen
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 31,220 ✭✭✭✭Lumen


    Toilet door locked = you're having sex in a toilet ∴ grim
    Toilet door unlocked = you're having sex in public ∴ exciting


  • #25
    **Vai**
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,302 ✭✭✭**Vai**


    jimmy180sx wrote: »
    Could have been Palm-ela

    Or Pam and Ella?


  • #26
    irritablebaz
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 118 ✭✭irritablebaz


    And they say romance is dead.


  • #27
    GHOST MGG
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 940 ✭✭✭GHOST MGG


    big fupping deal..enyoy your dose of crabs,lobsters (insert other fishy stds here):-p
    in my experience randy co workers are randy with everything that has a willy and walks on 2 legs...


  • #28
    HondaSami
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,713 ✭✭✭HondaSami


    **Vai** wrote: »
    Next time I have sex, Im gonna start a thread on AH about it. Get ready for like, 3 threads a week people!!!!!

    :)

    Three threads a day would be impressive but three times a week, you need to get more loving Vai :p


  • #29
    ash23
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,791 ✭✭✭ash23


    Mr Ferb wrote: »
    Be nice. The handicap jax is located on its own so it's possible to be discreet. Would recommend it if you can get your hands on a randy co-worker with a bit of time on their hands !!

    Yeah because that's what disabled toilets are for.....:rolleyes:


  • #30
    seven_eleven
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,558 ✭✭✭seven_eleven


    How romantic!


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  • #31
    Cienciano
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,329 ✭✭✭✭Cienciano


    Mr Ferb wrote: »
    Be nice. The handicap jax is located on its own so it's possible to be discreet. Would recommend it if you can get your hands on a randy co-worker with a bit of time on their hands !!
    Do kids these days still say "randy"?


  • #32
    ericl
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,064 ✭✭✭ericl


    Mr Ferb wrote: »
    Just got savagely rode in the handicap toilet in work by this lad who was well up for it !!

    FYP.


  • #33
    HondaSami
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,713 ✭✭✭HondaSami


    ash23 wrote: »
    Yeah because that's what disabled toilets are for.....:rolleyes:

    Let him have his little fantasy!! he is only a teenager.


  • #34
    iDave
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,750 ✭✭✭iDave


    Thinly veiled i have a job thread


  • #35
    Rightwing
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,101 ✭✭✭Rightwing


    May as well. They've nothing else to be doing in the councils these days ;)


  • #36
    **Vai**
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,302 ✭✭✭**Vai**


    HondaSami wrote: »
    Three threads a day would be impressive but three times a week, you need to get more loving Vai :p

    That's what happens after 6 years my friend :P


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  • #37
    Son0vagun
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,297 ✭✭✭Son0vagun


    Mark the calendar, Boards baby on the way!


  • #38
    WumBuster
    Closed Accounts Posts: 827 ✭✭✭WumBuster


    Good stuff. Ders there bird at work im mad into..I cant come within 6 feet of her without getting a boner, so i have to talk over my shoulder to her.


  • #39
    becost
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 328 ✭✭becost


    Mr Ferb wrote: »
    Just had a savage ride in the handicap toilet in work with this lass who was well up for it !!

    Women in wheelchairs are always filthy yokes.


  • #40
    MJ23
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,039 ✭✭✭MJ23


    What age are you OP? And what age was she? Is she up for a second go later in the week or is that it? What industry are you working in?


  • #41
    BGozIE
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 380 ✭✭BGozIE


    No way OP, and heres me about to start a thread "YEEEEEEEEAAAAAHHHH Just had a sh1t in the handicapped jax"

    You sure topped me


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  • #42
    HondaSami
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,713 ✭✭✭HondaSami


    becost wrote: »
    Women in wheelchairs are always filthy yokes.

    Ya but you get to push them around.


  • #43
    Delirium
    Moderators Posts: 51,922 ✭✭✭✭Delirium


    Mr Ferb wrote: »
    Just had a savage ride in the handicap toilet in work with this lass who was well up for it !!
    It'll make for a great story to tell the lads once secondary school starts back up.:P

    If you can read this, you're too close!



  • #44
    Cee-Jay-Cee
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,235 ✭✭✭✭Cee-Jay-Cee


    Pink or brown love?


  • #45
    dr.bollocko
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,945 Mod ✭✭✭✭dr.bollocko


    OP is a re-reg troll.

    Which would make his story bullsh1t.

    So I'm locking this as we'll all be discussing the pros and cons of something that didn't actually happen except in the head of some fella who just likes attention.


    So as an upshot of this I'll probably go 'head and delete this soon too.


This discussion has been closed.
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