A Game of 'Which Would You Rather?'

wretcheddomain

It's pretty simple.

The game involves giving an unrealistic hypothetical scenario where if a gun was forced to your head you'd have to choose an option.

I guess you could call the game 'Sophie's Choice of Game'

So when a person answers, give one of your own.

Would you rather lose 'all arms and legs', or lose your 'eyesight and hearing'?

Chucken

Well this will be fun after a lovely sunny day

Omackeral

Watch your parents have sex with each other for all of eternity.

Or join in just once and never have to see it again.

I cant seriously answer this

kneemos

Read this thread or castrate myself.

wretcheddomain

Omackeral wrote: »

Watch your parents have sex with each other for all of eternity.

Or join in just once and never have to see it again.

Is it possible to have part of eternity then?

Plus, you're supposed to answer one before asking another, that's the point of the game!!

ElleEm

Omackeral wrote: »

Watch your parents have sex with each other for all of eternity.

Or join in just once and never have to see it again.

I just threw up a bit in my own mouth.

Speisekarte

wretcheddomain wrote: »

It's pretty simple.

The game involves giving an unrealistic hypothetical scenario where if a gun was forced to your head you'd have to choose an option.

I guess you could call the game 'Sophie's Choice of Game'

So when a person answers, give one of your own.

Would you rather lose 'all arms and legs', or lose your 'eyesight and hearing'?

That's easy, I'd prefer to lose my limbs.


Which would you prefer, to lose an inch of height or an inch off the length of your penis?

wretcheddomain

Speisekarte wrote: »

That's easy, I'd prefer to lose my limbs.


Which would you prefer, to lose an inch of height or an inch off the length of your penis?

Inch of height.

Would you prefer to physically lose an eye or physically lose both ears (you'd still hear though, just the outside would be chopped off)?

artanevilla

Inch of height, I'm 6'4 so there's a bit to play with.

Binge101

Would you rather lose a finger or be in prison for a year?

humbert

wretcheddomain wrote: »

Is it possible to have part of eternity then?

Isn't every moment a part of eternity?

wretcheddomain

Binge101 wrote: »

Would you rather lose a finger or be in prison for a year?

Probably lose a finger - a year of life is probably worth more than 1 finger.

Frosty McSnowballs

Would you rather eat your families corn infested poop to save your life

Or

Drink a pint of lepers diarrhoea from a beer bong to save your parents life?

I love these light hearted threads!

fibonaccii

Would you ride your ma or your sister?

wretcheddomain

Senor Fancy Pants wrote: »

Would you rather eat your families corn infested poop to save your life

Or

Drink a pint of lepers diarrhoea from a beer bong to save your parents life?

I love these light hearted threads!

That's a very good one.

But if push came to force, I'd have to go with the families corn infested poop, simply because it's a solid with at least some nutrition.

Would you rather be forced to marry and stay for life with either a) an ex-serial murderer or b) a celibate priest.

Frosty McSnowballs

fibonaccii wrote: »

Would you ride your ma or your sister?

Sister......that way it's only incest and not necrophelia.

Binge101

Would you rather cut off both your little toes or spend two months in a lift with Twink?

Jester252

wretcheddomain wrote: »

Inch of height.

Would you prefer to physically lose an eye or physically lose both ears (you'd still hear though, just the outside would be chopped off)?

I would go with ears all the time however I do wear glasses so its not as simple as I thought.

Frosty McSnowballs

Binge101 wrote: »

Would you rather cut off both your little toes or spend two months in a lift with Twink?

Bye bye toes!

wretcheddomain

Senor Fancy Pants wrote: »

Bye bye toes!

I agree.

That was a surprisingly easy one.

Lando Griffin

If you could have only one channel for externally and it could only be either
RTE1 or TV3.

wretcheddomain

Lando Griffin wrote: »

If you could have only one channel for externally and it could only be either
RTE1 or TV3.

RTE1

As bad as it may be, it beats seeing the God-awful TV3 news and it has the added benefit of not feeling nauseous from watching Martin King randomly oscillate while telling us it's raining.

Would you rather live permanently with Linda Martin or Twink? In both cases, they're singing Daft Punk all day.

mfceiling

Would you rather your mum walked in on you masturbating or that you walked in on your mum masturbating?

Capt'n Midnight

I'd rather a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.

Breadcrusts

wretcheddomain wrote: »

RTE1

As bad as it may be, it beats seeing the God-awful TV3 news and it has the added benefit of not feeling nauseous from watching Martin King randomly oscillate while telling us it's raining.

Would you rather live permanently with Linda Martin or Twink? In both cases, they're singing Daft Punk all day.

Linda Martin. Less needy and reckon she'd be easier to take out than twink. If needed obviously.

Would you rather eat glass or sh** a brick?

Capt'n Midnight

Lando Griffin wrote: »

If you could have only one channel for externally and it could only be either
RTE1 or TV3.

RTE wins hands down.

TV3 is just another ITV region like UTV or over a dozen others you can get on satellite

wretcheddomain

Breadcrusts wrote: »

Linda Martin. Less needy and reckon she'd be easier to take out than twink. If needed obviously.

Would you rather eat glass or sh** a brick?

Probably sh** a brick - if you eat glass you'll never get relief but at least with sh****ng a brick, at the end of it there is some degree of relief, however small. And that tiny difference would make me choose the brick.

Would you rather sleep with James Reilly or Peter Mathews.

D.Q

Which would you rather?

To have to ingest all your food by putting it up your arse,

Or

Being able to eat normally,but every time you take a poo, you can taste it.

wretcheddomain

D.Q wrote: »

Which would you rather?

To have to ingest all your food by putting it up your arse,

Or

Being able to eat normally,but every time you take a poo, you can taste it.

As per the rules, when you answer mine first, then I'll answer yours.

wretcheddomain wrote: »

Would you rather sleep with James Reilly or Peter Mathews.

qwerty93

James Reilly, being a doctor he should have an idea how anatomy works(cant believe i wrote that:( )
Would you rather have sex with the ugliest man possible or
The most attractive woman you know, freshly dead of course.

Mr. CooL ICE

If you were to gain a superpower, would you rather:

a) being able to crap out through your fingers
b) able to become instantly addicted to heroin without actually taking it

mathepac

I'd prefer a game of 'Which Would You Prefer?'

marialouise

wretcheddomain wrote: »

Probably lose a finger - a year of life is probably worth more than 1 finger.

I would take the year in prison, as my life/how I make my living wouldn't be possible with 9 fingers so I'd just sacrifice the year!

wretcheddomain

marialouise wrote: »

I would take the year in prison, as my life/how I make my living wouldn't be possible with 9 fingers so I'd just sacrifice the year!

You only have 8 fingers at the moment, so if you lost that 9th one, you'd still have two normal hands. :P

SafeSurfer

marialouise wrote: »

I would take the year in prison, as my life/how I make my living wouldn't be possible with 9 fingers so I'd just sacrifice the year!

Pianist!

EoghanIRL

Would you rather spend a night in a small cabin in the woods with
A) Enda kenny
Brian Cowan
C) Joan burton
Which man would you prefer to spend a night with ?

wretcheddomain

EoghanIRL wrote: »

Would you rather spend a night in a small cabin in the woods with
A) Enda kenny
Brian Cowan
C) Joan burton
Which man would you prefer to spend a night with ?

Joan Burton, simply to drive her mad and laugh in her face.

Would you rather ban all moderators from boards.ie or have everyone as a moderator on boards.ie?

marialouise

wretcheddomain wrote: »

You only have 8 fingers at the moment, so if you lost that 9th one, you'd still have two normal hands. :P

whatever, couldn't function with any less than I have basically!

SafeSurfer wrote: »

Pianist!

not exactly, but something like that yes! trying to think of a cover up job that also needs all the fingies


Brian Cowan is obvo up for the craic so I'd probs hang with him!

OneArt

EoghanIRL wrote: »

Would you rather spend a night in a small cabin in the woods with
A) Enda kenny
Brian Cowan
C) Joan burton
Which man would you prefer to spend a night with ?

Brian Cowen. He'd be up for a pint I'd say.

Would you rather have cats for arms or dogs for legs?

Yakult

Would you rather I leave now?

Or wait to get my coat and then leave?

danslevent

Sweat jam or have frying pans for hands?

MurdyWurdy

When we used to play this game in school there was always a third option - melt your own face. If you came up with a question where this was the response you were on to a winner. Can we have this option?!

wretcheddomain

danslevent wrote: »

Sweat jam or have frying pans for hands?

Frying Pans - useful weapon.

OneArt wrote: »

Would you rather have cats for arms or dogs for legs?

Dogs for legs.

Cats are a natural abomination.

MurdyWurdy wrote: »

Can we have this option?!

No.

Would you rather turn into a 25 stone man, or a 5 stone man?

Speisekarte

Would you rather lose your right arm or be wrongfully imprisoned for rape?

wretcheddomain

Speisekarte wrote: »

Would you rather lose your right arm or be wrongfully imprisoned for rape?

Answer one of the others first and then we'll answer you ! :pac: Didn't you read the first post. :rolleyes:

Speisekarte

wretcheddomain wrote: »

Answer one of the others first and then we'll answer you ! :pac: Didn't you read the first post. :rolleyes:

My humble apologies.

Speisekarte

wretcheddomain wrote: »

Frying Pans - useful weapon.



Dogs for legs.

Cats are a natural abomination.



No.

Would you rather turn into a 25 stone man, or a 5 stone man?

I'd chose 5 stone man.

Would you rather lose your right arm or be wrongfully imprisoned for rape?

Cee-Jay-Cee

I'm not playing so there.

MadYaker

Speisekarte wrote: »

I'd chose 5 stone man.

Would you rather lose your right arm or be wrongfully imprisoned for rape?

Id lose my right arm.

Would you rather have sex with a goat without anybody knowing, or not have sex with a goat but have everybody think that you did.

Speisekarte

MadYaker wrote: »

Id lose my right arm.

Would you rather have sex with a goat without anybody knowing, or not have sex with a goat but have everybody think that you did.

Not have sex with a goat.

Would lose the ability to taste or the ability to have sexual pleasure?