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Hot priests.

  • 10-07-2013 11:35pm
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    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,585 ✭✭✭✭


    Do women consider priests to be sexy in any way or have the odd fantasy about them?Maybe not so much now but in the past everyone has probably heard of a local priest carrying on with a woman,there was one around here who allegedly had a different woman every night.Just curious,maybe being unobtainable makes them sexy in some way.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,785 ✭✭✭Ihatecuddles-old


    Firemen, Santa, super heroes, builders...yes!

    Priests...no.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,534 ✭✭✭SV


    Seen a hot nun yesterday, she was seriously smoking!

    then again, in this weather it's not surprising.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,646 ✭✭✭✭Sauve


    kneemos wrote: »
    Do women consider priests to be sexy in any way or have the odd fantasy about them?Maybe not so much now but in the past everyone has probably heard of a local priest carrying on with a woman,there was one around here who allegedly had a different woman every night.Just curious,maybe being unobtainable makes them sexy in some way.

    I've never ever met a priest and thought 'I would'.
    Never.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,404 ✭✭✭✭vicwatson


    kneemos wrote: »
    Do women consider priests to be sexy in any way or have the odd fantasy about them?Maybe not so much now but in the past everyone has probably heard of a local priest carrying on with a woman,there was one around here who allegedly had a different woman every night.Just curious,maybe being unobtainable makes them sexy in some way.

    Switch to tv3 now and check out guest closest to Vincent Browne...nuff said


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 827 ✭✭✭WumBuster


    Yes. there is a reason housekeepers happen to be all 'single' women


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,305 ✭✭✭✭Mr.Prodston


    Firemen, Santa, super heroes, builders...yes!

    Priests...no.

    Is there anything to be said for saying another mass? :eek:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,404 ✭✭✭✭vicwatson


    Nudey Father Jack :P


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,585 ✭✭✭✭kneemos


    Firemen, Santa, super heroes, builders...yes!

    Priests...no.

    Santa?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,557 ✭✭✭KeithM89


    Sauve wrote: »
    I've never ever met a priest and thought 'I would'.
    Never.

    Its your lucky day...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,534 ✭✭✭SV


    kneemos wrote: »
    Santa?

    You can be sure that a man who comes only once a year makes sure he impresses.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,585 ✭✭✭✭kneemos


    WumBuster wrote: »
    Yes. there is a reason housekeepers happen to be all 'single' women

    Were single women chosen as housekeepers to "look after"the priest?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,785 ✭✭✭Ihatecuddles-old


    kneemos wrote: »
    Santa?

    Yeah. I'm going to make my boyfriend dress up as him so I can sit on his knee.

    He has a Mr incredible costume I want him to wear for me too.
    I'm weird.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 34,460 ✭✭✭✭The_Kew_Tour


    Keith wrote: »

    Thats another thing.

    Every priest wears freaking glasses


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,166 ✭✭✭Fr_Dougal


    Firemen, Santa, super heroes, builders...yes!

    Priests...no.

    Racist.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,780 ✭✭✭Frank Lee Midere


    It was common enough and some were good looking. Fr miky Kennedy comes to mind.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 827 ✭✭✭WumBuster


    kneemos wrote: »
    Were single women chosen as housekeepers to "look after"the priest?

    Good question. My mum is close friends with the local parish housekeeper, i never really asked about her, but from listening to the conversations between them through the years i wonder whats really going on between them(housekeeper & priest, lol). Stuff like ''ah sure the Peader he's very bold!! very bold!!''.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 216 ✭✭burstbuckle


    Not sure about women finding priests sexy but I know kids can't resist them


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,780 ✭✭✭Frank Lee Midere


    WumBuster wrote: »
    Good question. My mum is close friends with the local parish housekeeper, i never really asked about her, but from listening to the conversations between them through the years i wonder whats really going on between them(housekeeper & priest, lol). Stuff like ''ah sure the Peader he's very bold!! very bold!!''.

    Housekeepers tended to be 50+ with faces like stung bees. Nothing was really going on there.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 827 ✭✭✭WumBuster


    Housekeepers tended to be 50+ with faces like stung bees. Nothing was really going on there.

    I wouldnt be so sure. I think a lot of these women were either physically or emotionally attracted to the aura of the priest.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,293 ✭✭✭1ZRed


    Hot priests are apparently real! :eek: They even make calendars for Christ sake..which isn't even an expression in this instant.

    What's the point of hot priests? What an absolute waste. If God was real there'd be no such thing. That's only teasing.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,639 ✭✭✭worded


    Some of them do great mass. Did you see some of his chalice work


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,910 ✭✭✭OneArt


    1ZRed wrote: »
    Hot priests are apparently real! :eek: They even make calendars for Christ sake..which isn't even an expression in this instant.

    What's the point of hot priests? What an absolute waste. If God was real there'd be no such thing. That's only teasing.

    Would be awesome if they were knife-wielding, dragon-riding priests of Kali.

    I'm sure she'd let them have sex.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,584 ✭✭✭Rekop dog




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,585 ✭✭✭✭kneemos


    1ZRed wrote: »
    Hot priests are apparently real! :eek: They even make calendars for Christ sake..which isn't even an expression in this instant.

    What's the point of hot priests? What an absolute waste. If God was real there'd be no such thing. That's only teasing.

    Who are the calenders aimed at?is it a recruitment drive?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,801 ✭✭✭Ruudi_Mentari


    worded wrote: »
    Some of them do great mass. Did you see some of his chalice work

    Some of them give great head too. And the way he works that altar boy, effortless!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,442 ✭✭✭Sulla Felix


    Carmela soprano nearly rode her priest, does that count.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,117 ✭✭✭Rasheed


    There was a young priest in a hospital I used to work in. He was unreal looking. Oh God he was class. I'd definitely more interested in mass with him at the alter.

    Then there is a priest near enough us. He's in his 50's like but still very handsome. And he has a real gamey eye too. Yum.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1 Man With Two Brains


    Anyone who grew up in the 80's will remember how on Sunday nights the women of the land would all tune in to see if Ralph would succumb Maggie's blasphemous flirtations.

    At the time Ralph was seen as a victim but on reflection, as the opening scene from the following set of clips I think reveals, Ralph was just a durty old maan:



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 68,317 ✭✭✭✭seamus


    I imagine women find priests generally unsexy for the same reason that men (well, many men) find nuns sexy.

    The garb creates ideas of chastity, piousness and self control. For men, a cold chaste virgin is a challenge, to release the inner whore inside. For women, a cold chaste virgin lacks passion and fire and so conjures images of a boring and cold encounter (which is probably closer to the reality for the nuns too!)

    Very stereotypical ideas for sure, but I imagine that's the thinking behind it.

    Though as I get older, I've definitely swung to Billy Connolly's thinking;

    "70 virgins?! WTF would I do with 70 virgins?! Give me two fire-breathing WHORES any day of the week!"


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,785 ✭✭✭Aglomerado


    Check out these guys.

    droooooooooooooooooooooooooooool

    I picked up one of these calendars last year in Rome.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,801 ✭✭✭Ruudi_Mentari


    seamus wrote: »
    "Give me two fire-breathing WHORES any day of the week!"

    Two high def flame licking maidens, sire



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,045 ✭✭✭martinedwards


    welllllll

    speaking as a prod.......

    the vast majority of our priests are married, so at least their wives must be interested......


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,175 ✭✭✭hoodwinked


    seamus wrote: »
    I imagine women find priests generally unsexy for the same reason that men (well, many men) find nuns sexy.

    The garb creates ideas of chastity, piousness and self control. For men, a cold chaste virgin is a challenge, to release the inner whore inside. For women, a cold chaste virgin lacks passion and fire and so conjures images of a boring and cold encounter (which is probably closer to the reality for the nuns too!)

    not really, two of my single female friends said they fancied my husbands uncle at our wedding, he was our priest,


    my husband takes after his uncle and his grandad (on his moms side) in the looks department so its nice to know what he will look like in 20 years, :D

    his brother takes after his dad's side,

    i think people forget these aren't just priests, most are men with families (nephews/nieces/siblings) who chose this as their career.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 253 ✭✭Flaker


    1ZRed wrote: »
    Hot priests are apparently real! :eek: They even make calendars for Christ sake..which isn't even an expression in this instant.

    What's the point of hot priests? What an absolute waste. If God was real there'd be no such thing. That's only teasing.

    Ha ha! I bought this calander while in Rome for the girls I work with. I thought they'd get a kick out of it, especially as none of us has ever seen a hot priest in real life. But the guy in the shop burst my bubble and told me they were all actors.......:( Killjoy.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,649 ✭✭✭Catari Jaguar


    I have heard that the young Vatican priests are ridiculously sexy. I look forward to visiting this summer and breaking their vows of chastity.

    They have their own calendar ffs!
    Om nom nom

    EDIT: This isn't real?? great. thanks, Flaker.


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