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I'll swop ya..

  • 29-06-2013 7:47pm
    #1
    NuckingFacker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,221 ✭✭✭


    Seing as cash is allegedly scarce, and I've just been watching Barter Kings and they have nicer jeeps than me and don't appear to do any actual old fashioned dull work, I have decided to become a part time Barter King, or even a prince... ever bartered? I havn't, to be honest, but I'm gonna start - will this form of trading ever catch on in Ireland or is it just a Yank thing? Have you swapped a dead kitten all the way up to a house in Dalkey? Or is swapping a pain in the barter?


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  • #2
    Mariasofia
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,887 ✭✭✭Mariasofia


    What do you want to swop ???


  • #3
    DrumSteve
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,798 ✭✭✭✭DrumSteve


    I prefer qwop


  • #4
    MonkstownHoop
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,196 ✭✭✭MonkstownHoop


    iv'e a dairy milk here


  • #5
    NuckingFacker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,221 ✭✭✭NuckingFacker


    MonkstownHoop wrote: »
    iv'e a dairy milk here
    Wanna trade? I've a slightly licked M&M.


  • #6
    not yet
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,008 ✭✭✭not yet


    NuckingFacker wrote: »
    Wanna trade? I've a slightly licked M&M.

    Jesus talk about giving someone enough rope, bad move P


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  • #7
    NuckingFacker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,221 ✭✭✭NuckingFacker


    not yet wrote: »
    Jesus talk about giving someone enough rope, bad move P
    Wanna swap your rope? Not really interested in stuff to trade, thats why God invented Advert.ie. I want to hear if anyone ever actually managed to trade somthing, err, ropey, for somthing good. Cavan people need not feel excluded.. Btw Not Yet, I'll swap you your idea that you can slag me for this for the idea that you actually couldn't. You'd need to go do some swapping first, and concrete blocks are hard to trade..


  • #8
    Mariasofia
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,887 ✭✭✭Mariasofia


    Hubby and I swop bodily fluids ( with each other) on a regular basis. Win, win. :)


  • #9
    NuckingFacker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,221 ✭✭✭NuckingFacker


    Mariasofia wrote: »
    Hubby and I swop bodily fluids ( with each other) on a regular basis. Win, win. :)
    Come again?


  • #10
    longhalloween
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,207 ✭✭✭longhalloween


    Mariasofia wrote: »
    Hubby and I swop bodily fluids ( with each other) on a regular basis. Win, win. :)

    Twilight fans...


  • #11
    not yet
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,008 ✭✭✭not yet


    NuckingFacker wrote: »
    Wanna swap your rope? Not really interested in stuff to trade, thats why God invented Advert.ie. I want to hear if anyone ever actually managed to trade somthing, err, ropey, for somthing good. Cavan people need not feel excluded.. Btw Not Yet, I'll swap you your idea that you can slag me for this for the idea that you actually couldn't. You'd need to go do some swapping first, and concrete blocks are hard to trade..

    Keep digging P...


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  • #12
    downonthefarm
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,308 ✭✭✭downonthefarm


    I'll swap you one bank about to go tits up for.....7billion


  • #13
    NuckingFacker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,221 ✭✭✭NuckingFacker


    downonthefarm wrote: »
    I'll swap you one bank about to go tits up for.....7billion
    Someone already drummed up that deal.


  • #14
    not yet
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,008 ✭✭✭not yet


    NuckingFacker wrote: »
    Someone already drummed up that deal.

    I'll swap ya a bit of cop on for your gaf..or caravan.


  • #15
    Seedy Arling
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,002 ✭✭✭Seedy Arling


    I'd say people don't swop because they don't want to be shafted by receiving something inferior in return.


  • #16
    NuckingFacker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,221 ✭✭✭NuckingFacker


    not yet wrote: »
    I'll swap ya a bit of cop on for your gaf..or caravan.
    Yeah, good stuff. You might be lost.


  • #17
    NuckingFacker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,221 ✭✭✭NuckingFacker


    Seedy Arling wrote: »
    I'd say people don't swop because they don't want to be shafted by receiving something inferior in return.
    But what if it's somthing less valuable, but far more useful? If you've no use for somthing but need somthing else badly, surely swapping is a good idea?


  • #18
    Seedy Arling
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,002 ✭✭✭Seedy Arling


    NuckingFacker wrote: »
    But what if it's somthing less valuable, but far more useful? If you've no use for somthing but need somthing else badly, surely swapping is a good idea?

    Suppose so, think the only time i've ever swopped seriously was stickers for a Back to the Future sticker album back in the '80s.


  • #19
    smcgiff
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,943 ✭✭✭smcgiff


    Anyone got a really hot wife and need their accounts done:pac:


  • #20
    Rayne Wooney
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,136 ✭✭✭✭Rayne Wooney


    I have this lawnmower, it may be 10 years old, it's a little beaten up, but it cuts grass. Sometimes.

    Now I know my lawnmower may only be worth 100 quid, but look, you have a patch of grass over there. It's not cut. You need something to cut it with. I can solve your problem. I'm saving you a lot of trouble here, we should make this deal happen. My lawnmower for your 4000 dollar Harley Davidson. Deal.


    I love that show.


  • #21
    WinnyThePoo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,417 ✭✭✭WinnyThePoo


    I'll give ya one of my fingers for abit of your stool.


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  • #22
    thewayiam
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 41 ✭thewayiam


    Ive a used johnny and used toilet paper if you want to swap a BMW for it?


  • #23
    NuckingFacker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,221 ✭✭✭NuckingFacker


    thewayiam wrote: »
    Ive a used johnny and used toilet paper if you want to swap a BMW for it?
    Depends, if the Johnny is a genuine Depp, you've got a deal. I can trade one of them for a Stallone. Everyone wants a Stallone.


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