Epitaph

LETHAL LADY

Well what would you have on your headstone? Mine would be a Spike Milligan quote "I told you I was ill" This is the third time I have typed this so hopefully it works this time

cherryghost

Respawning in 3...2...

LETHAL LADY

Athlone is some kip, teehee

Saab Ed

Died of AIDS



Well you don't want anyone near the missus when you're gone!

The Backwards Man

'I'm Watching You'

Ruudi_Mentari

I do not know, what you don't know

I could not reap, what you didn't sow.

Beneath this blanket of loose soil

Wrapped around my mortal coil........

Saab Ed

Ruudi_Mentari wrote: »

I do not know, what you don't know

I could not reap, what you didn't sow.

Beneath this blanket of loose soil

Wrapped around my mortal coil........

Contraception ain't gonna matter too much now mate

LETHAL LADY

Computer says no

wretcheddomain

I told you I was sick.

Duggy747

"What a waste of a good coffin."

LETHAL LADY

When I'm dead bury me deep,
and lay my school books at my feet,
tell the nuns I've gone to rest and I won't be there for there for the next school test

kraggy

I want to be cremated and my ashes thrown into the sea. So no headstone for me.

Ruudi_Mentari

Saab Ed wrote: »

Contraception ain't gonna matter too much now mate

hey I am your mate

audman

Here lies 'X'.
50 pigeons carried him to heaven.

Pigeons have and have always had a sentimental value in our family as we've owned a pigeon sanctuary for 3 generations, I've great time for them. Such kind and gentle pets that are negatively looked upon by many.

wandatowell

"Hammertime"

wandatowell

Or The Hunger Games was FREAKING unreal loike lolz

fatbatman

Wherever place I am at now, it is surely better than the dump you are reading this from.

LETHAL LADY

audman wrote: »

Here lies 'X'.
50 pigeons carried him to heaven.

Pigeons have and have always had a sentimental value in our family as we've owned a pigeon sanctuary for 3 generations, I've great time for them. Such kind and gentle pets that are negatively looked upon by many.

Here lies professional cynciism

audman

LETHAL LADY wrote: »

Here lies professional cynciism

I'd also be hoping they'd get the spelling right if those left behind me would be paying top dollar for it

Saab Ed

That dog ****s here and I'll bang chains in your attic for a month.

Cupcake_Crisis

I know something you don't know.

policarp

LETHAL LADY wrote: »

Well what would you have on your headstone? Mine would be a Spike Milligan quote "I told you I was ill" This is the third time I have typed this so hopefully it works this time

Three times a lady. . .

Caribbean Cat

I'm not dead.
(Evil laugh optional)
Mu-ha-ha-ha

Karl Stein

I look forward to haunting you if there really is an afterlife.

Yours assuredly,

Non-believer Troll Extraordinaire.

policarp

Wish you were here. . .

ElChe32

Delete my browsing history

housetypeb

UNDER the wide and starry sky
Dig the grave and let me lie:
Glad did I live and gladly die,
And I laid me down with a will.

This be the verse you 'grave for me:
Here he lies where he long'd to be;
Home is the sailor, home from the sea,
And the hunter home from the hill.

By Robert louis Stevenson.

policarp

Here lies the bones of Policarp
Who once had friends on this
here earth,
But to his sad demise ,
Those friends were Boards.ies. . .

IvySlayer

Last Words: Watch this lads...

Here Lies Homer:
You look lovely today! Not fat or haggard at all, and certainly not past your prime forever.....

kraggy

Stand Clear, Luggage Doors Operating.

Pumpkinseeds

Nothing, I'm having a tree of some sort planted on my grave. I don't want a headstone or a modern grave in a conventional cemetery. I'm going to be buried in a woodland burial site with no concrete and plastic and marble etc. No church, no wake, nada. I might have a piper though, I like that bit in Braveheart where the piper plays as she's being buried.

kraggy

Pumpkinseeds wrote: »

Nothing, I'm having a tree of some sort planted on my grave. I don't want a headstone or a modern grave in a conventional cemetery. I'm going to be buried in a woodland burial site with no concrete and plastic and marble etc. No church, no wake, nada. I might have a piper though, I like that bit in Braveheart where the piper plays as she's being buried.

Sure no need to plant a tree. Once we put you in the ground pumpkin trees will grow anyway.

Pumpkinseeds

kraggy wrote: »

Sure no need to plant a tree. Once we put you in the ground pumpkin trees will grow anyway.

Vines, pumpkin vines:P Mr P planted pumkinseeds one year and they took over the garden and attracted mice. The rules of the green graveyard specify that it has to be a native Irish tree.

Sunnyisland

What you looking at...

Agricola

"You're standin' on me balls!"

mewe

Drugs are bad mmmkay.

wandatowell

"God damn it Chumlee"

Dr.MickKiller

Here lies David St. Hubbins... and why not?

mattjack

"Here rests Mattjack"

The worms went in ,
the worms went out ,
his eyes fell in ,
and his brains poured out.

Lik dis if u cried.

MadsL

I'm all in!

Yamanoto

Best Before: 14.05.2058

Archeron

Sweet and sour chicken €7.50
Beef satay €8.00
Prawn with black bean €8.50

All meals come with boiled rice or chips. Fried rice €1.20 extra.


I'm hoping the local Chinese will cover the cost of my funeral.

Manc-Red

"Stop shagging my Brother"

Legs.Eleven

"****! I left the iron on!"

Zen65

I don't plan to be buried, just cremated and my ashes scattered somewhere nice.

If I was to get a headstone I'd like it to read something like "Here lies a former Euromillions winner"


Z

Renegade Mechanic

I've been dying to see the inside of a graveyard!

Weevil

My wife went to Newgrange and all I got was this lousy headstone.

wendell borton

shutdown -s

Professey Chin

Dig me up when you can reanimate my head

minidazzler

"At least I fucking tried."