Crack Waxed

mrwhimwham

Jays lads with the hot weather around nowadays and it being hot as balls out there, I was just wondering would anyone recommend on getting me crack waxed, if so any good places in Dublin city to get it done?

I know women say it's sore, but can it really be that sore?

galwayrush

Go for it, how could it possibly hurt?

superb choice of username

Awk, Jesus, the sunshine is finished for another year! Save yourself the hassle until after winter

IM0

so youre doing this so you can go out naked is it

Banjo String

Czarcasm

mrwhimwham wrote: »

Jays lads with the hot weather around nowadays and it being hot as balls out there, I was just wondering would anyone recommend on getting me crack waxed, if so any good places in Dublin city to get it done?

I know women say it's sore, but can it really be that sore?

Dublin Forum.

Mrs W

No sure it doesn't hurt at all, never mind all the pretend whinging, we're only messing really. Go for it!

mrwhimwham

It's the chafing lads. It's gotten to the stage of the sudocrem!!!

IM0

Mrs W wrote: »

No sure it doesn't hurt at all, never mind all the pretend whinging, we're only messing really. Go for it!

and it makes labour look like giving birth its so easy, dont know what all the fuss is OP give it a lash..or erm give your balls to someone to give them a lash I mean

NuckingFacker

getting it done professionally is foolish - save a fortune(work with me here) by dripping candle wax into your valley of a thousand wonders, then rapidly pressing a wide bandage into the soft wax. Once hardened, attach the bandage to the top of the bannisters and launch yourself down the stairs. The result will be an immaculate craic, sorry, crack.

IM0

mrwhimwham wrote: »

It's the chafing lads. It's gotten to the stage of the sudocrem!!!

get a car you bum

Nodin

mrwhimwham wrote: »

Jays lads with the hot weather around nowadays and it being hot as balls out there, I was just wondering would anyone recommend on getting me crack waxed, if so any good places in Dublin city to get it done?

I know women say it's sore, but can it really be that sore?

Get it done, get your mate to film it - or at least the surrounds and record the sound. That way you'll either start a trend or act as a warning to others.

The Backwards Man

Are you saying you have hair in your actual ass OP? Is that normal? Am I the odd one out here?:eek:

IM0

NuckingFacker wrote: »

getting it done professionally is foolish - save a fortune(work with me here) by dripping candle wax into your valley of a thousand wonders, then rapidly pressing a wide bandage into the soft wax. Once hardened, attach the bandage to the top of the bannisters and launch yourself down the stairs. The result will be an immaculate craic, sorry, crack.

ah youre one of those clever hippy people which instead of going to a dentist to do it, they pull their teeth out by using a door and and a piece of string arent you

mrwhimwham

Nodin wrote: »

Get it done, get your mate to film it - or at least the surrounds and record the sound. That way you'll either start a trend or act as a warning to others.

I am going to deliver on this!!! Does anyone actually know of a good place in Dublin that I could get it done?

Ihatecuddles-old

Yeah right, your boyfriend's going to rim you isn't he?

mewe

Do it for the crack.

Wacker The Attacker

Bald fannies are weird.

Banjo String

Wacker The Attacker wrote: »

Bald fannies are weird.

Alan Carr

Ilik Urgee

Nodin wrote: »

Get it done, get your mate to film it - or at least the surrounds and record the sound. That way you'll either start a trend or act as a warning to others.

Entitle it "There will be Blood"!

ShaShaBear

Plenty of home kits in Boots that would do the job just fine at home! I recommend a nice soapy Venus razor to keep the stubble at bay

Nodin

mrwhimwham wrote: »

I am going to deliver on this!!! Does anyone actually know of a good place in Dublin that I could get it done?

...as a traditional hairy arsed Irishman, I am proud of my ass hair, and thus such establishments are outside my knowledge. Doubtless google will aid you. Or a woman. They know these things.

mewe

Ilik Urgee wrote: »

Entitle it "There will be Blood"!

Or "Scream"

Ihatecuddles-old

Wacker The Attacker wrote: »

Bald fannies are weird.

I hate any kind of hair down there!! Fannies are weird in general though.

good craic lad

Hollywood waxing is good and you can get a spray tan after

NuckingFacker

IM0 wrote: »

ah youre one of those clever hippy people which instead of going to a dentist to do it, they pull their teeth out by using a door and and a piece of string arent you

Doors and string are for cissies. I attach a ratchet strap to the offending molar, tie it to a horse and give the horse a massive boot up the hole. Sadly, my teeth are unusually strong and I have on occasion been dragged for miles before the tooth springs free. It was a toothal mare.

Ilik Urgee

Here's a few tools might help you out OP

seven_eleven

>>heroin addict forum

:pac:

Too Tough To Die

Waxing hurts, just trim down up above and shave the balls. People whinge about the itching but it's manageable.

MadsL

ShaShaBear wrote: »

Plenty of home kits in Boots that would do the job just fine at home! I recommend a nice soapy Venus razor to keep the stubble at bay

I use a straight razor. Just sayin'.


As for chafing, this stuff is the dogs (not chafed) bollocks.
http://www.ebay.ie/itm/MONISTAT-Soothing-Care-Relief-Powder-Chafing-Gel-NEW-/350353014153

pragmatic1

Get lazer removal.

NuckingFacker

If the good Lord wanted you to have a bald ar5e, he'd have given you Veet boxers.

Capt'n Midnight

http://www.amazon.co.uk/product-reviews/B000KKNQBK

2 stroke

Not much point just getting the crack done. I recomend a back, sac & crack deal,

mrwhimwham

Capt'n Midnight wrote: »

http://www.amazon.co.uk/product-reviews/B000KKNQBK

The first review on that actually had me in stitches laughing at it!