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Red Ass Oil

  • 21-06-2013 8:04pm
    #1
    Donnielighto
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,761 ✭✭✭


    He guys, was on the can yesterday and after doing my duty I had a quick gander at what had just left my body, as you do. As I looked into the bowl I noticed what looked like red oil droplets floating on the top. The only difference in my diet is I had homemade chilli twice. The red oil was there again, whats the story guys?


Comments

  • #2
    Local-womanizer
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,798 ✭✭✭Local-womanizer


    Your bum be bleeding! Go to a doctor quick I'd advise!


  • #3
    KeithM89
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,557 ✭✭✭KeithM89


    Pics? :pac:


  • #4
    Miike
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,021 ✭✭✭Miike


    See your GP. That is all


  • #5
    For Forks Sake
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,751 ✭✭✭✭For Forks Sake


    You require the services of a GP. Or possibly a vet.


  • #6
    Sky King
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,431 ✭✭✭Sky King


    Anerica is going to invade your ass OP


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  • #7
    Fr_Dougal
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,166 ✭✭✭Fr_Dougal


    Technically we're not supposed to give medical advice, but you have TB...


  • #8
    crockholm
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,448 ✭✭✭crockholm


    the ring of fire


  • #9
    Peregrine
    Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 26,403 Mod ✭✭✭✭Peregrine


    It's your gut juice! Quick, shove it back in!!!


  • #10
    apollo8
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 349 ✭✭apollo8


    Crap idea for a thread.


  • #11
    BNMC
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,231 ✭✭✭BNMC


    Maybe it's your time of the month?


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  • #12
    donegal_road
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,281 ✭✭✭donegal_road


    it can happen when you eat beetroot


  • #13
    daithi1970
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 515 ✭✭✭daithi1970


    all joking aside, if it is blood you're seeing,get to a gp pronto..

    daithi


  • #14
    slimjimmc
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,786 ✭✭✭slimjimmc


    Been sucking that foreign diesel again?

    Eitherway, best get it checked but don't panic.


  • #15
    Edgard
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 19 ✭Edgard


    I've been the same for 8 years and not dead.... be grand.


  • #16
    Peregrine
    Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 26,403 Mod ✭✭✭✭Peregrine


    Edgard wrote: »
    I've been the same for 8 years and not dead..

    Who said that?


  • #17
    Edgard
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 19 ✭Edgard


    Nimrod 7 wrote: »
    Who said that?

    The doctor after he stuck his finger up my bum and sent me for a colonoscopy.


  • #18
    sReq | uTeK
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,022 ✭✭✭sReq | uTeK


    It's time to **** or get off the pot.


  • #19
    NuckingFacker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,221 ✭✭✭NuckingFacker


    Find a way of upping production, invest in a bottling plant and think up a witty name. You'll be minted. "Red Ass Chille Oil" has a certain ring to it. Leave all mention of your ring out of the sales pitch..


  • #20
    Donnielighto
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,761 ✭✭✭Donnielighto


    Not really sore other than general gut issues. is it normal after strong chillis?


  • #21
    Fr_Dougal
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,166 ✭✭✭Fr_Dougal


    Donnielighto wrote: »
    Not really sore other than general gut issues. is it normal after strong chillis?

    Ya, it's normal after chillies if you have tuberculosis.


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  • #22
    NuckingFacker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,221 ✭✭✭NuckingFacker


    Donnielighto wrote: »
    Not really sore other than general gut issues. is it normal after strong chillis?
    Chillies and willies. Two fast routes to a sore bum.


  • #23
    Sir Osis of Liver.
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,797 ✭✭✭Sir Osis of Liver.


    Dont worry OP.the Yanks and Brits will liberate your sheriffs badge once they get a sniff of your oil.


  • #24
    Wacker The Attacker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,473 ✭✭✭Wacker The Attacker


    lay off the sphinc love for a while


  • #25
    LizT
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,089 ✭✭✭✭LizT


    I don't know why you thought After Hours needed to know that... Anyway, no medical advice, go see your doctor.


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