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Kerry. Burglar uses jemmy even though thoughtful home owner has provided key.

  • 18-06-2013 5:08pm
    #1
    TheLastMohican
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,837 ✭✭✭


    Kerry is one of the safest places in the country to live. I can agree with that. But in the photo (Irish Examiner) the supposed burglar uses a jemmy to break in although the key is in the keyhole for him. What county do you think the burglar is from?
    Kerryman/Corkman jokes welcome (terms and conditions apply).

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    Crime report finds Kerry one of the safest places to live




    Break-in-Crime-Burglary-300x225.jpgOne in eighteen people were a victim of crime last year.
    That’s despite an average drop in crime rates throughout Ireland since the beginning of the recession.
    The findings are part of a report published by the Irish Examiner which also found that Dublin has the highest rate of crime in the country followed by Limerick.
    Kerry has been found to be one of the safest places to live, but has recorded the highest incidence of public order offences.
    Sean McCarthaigh from the Irish Examiner says the figures also threw up some interesting findings:


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  • #2
    My name is URL
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,070 ✭✭✭✭My name is URL


    TheLastMohican wrote: »
    Kerry is one of the safest places in the country to live. I can agree with that. But in the photo (Irish Examiner) the supposed burglar uses a jemmy to break in although the key is in the keyhole for him. What county do you think the burglar is from?
    Kerryman/Corkman jokes welcome (terms and conditions apply).

    County Stockphoto


  • #3
    crockholm
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,448 ✭✭✭crockholm


    My name is URL wrote: »
    County Stockphoto


    Stockphoto for Sam 13':)


  • #4
    donvito99
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,818 ✭✭✭donvito99


    Enter speculation as to Traveller involvement


  • #5
    keith16
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,061 ✭✭✭keith16


    Did you hear about the Cork man who moved to Kerry? He lowered the average IQ of both counties!


  • #6
    Festy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,425 ✭✭✭Festy


    Smart lad...


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  • #7
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    How do you annoy a Kerryman?

    By implicating him in a photograph that has nothing at all to do with Kerry.


  • #8
    Cody Pomeray
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,648 ✭✭✭Cody Pomeray


    Is this the OP's website by any choice? You have to have the sound turned up for full effect.

    http://www.fionasplace.net/irishjokes/Kerrymanjokes.html

    Were Kerryman jokes ever funny?


  • #9
    TheLastMohican
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,837 ✭✭✭TheLastMohican


    Hey Cody! Lighten up. :) All 'county' jokes are funny. Be they Jackeens, Cavan, Cork or Awfully. I don't think any are aimed personally. If so, it's a bit puerile.

    The definition of a megalomaniac?




    A Corkman who's mother comes from Cahersiveen


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