PC gone mad

My computer is acting up!

bumper234

bluewolf wrote: »

I think my computer is gone wonky.

Seems fine to me

FTA69

"Sick of Bloody Travellers"

*they contribute enormously to air pollution.*

yizorselves

You're a moderator

syklops

bluewolf wrote: »

My computer is acting up!

What are the symptoms?

Urquell

Sounds like a film about a copper who has enough. Starring Jason Statham as the bobby pushed too far....PC Gone Mad!

FTA69

FTA69 wrote: »

"Sick of Bloody Travellers"

*they contribute enormously to air pollution.*

Travelators are pretty handy though.

Captain Farrell

yizorselves wrote: »

You're a moderator

my cat's breath smells of cat food.

bumper234

Worse is when i read thread title i thought "YAY another political correctness rant!" Boy was i disappointed

TheSB

yizorselves wrote: »

You're a moderator

You're a user, a registered user.

Mint Sauce

yizorselves wrote: »

You're a moderator

Not on AH. But really should know better.



Sorry Wolfy.

:P

Mint Sauce

bumper234 wrote: »

Worse is when i read thread title i thought "YAY another political correctness rant!" Boy was i disappointed

The subtle trolls are the best.

syklops

syklops wrote: »

What are the symptoms?

It's making me post silly threads in AH. Would restarting it help?

bnt

Give is a slap, tell it to straighten up and fly right.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KOlg_oa1KKA

Rented Mule

bluewolf wrote: »

My computer is acting up!

Sounds like somebody needs a time out !!

wil

bluewolf wrote: »

My computer is acting up!

PCIssues perhaps?

Peregrine

bluewolf wrote: »

My computer is acting up!

bumper234

bnt wrote: »

Give is a slap, tell it to straighten up and fly right.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KOlg_oa1KKA

Surley you can't be serious?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0A5t5_O8hdA

bluewolf

bluewolf wrote: »

My computer is acting up!

Sometimes they act out for attention, so be sweet to it. If that doesn't work, try the naughty step.

Be consistent though

syklops

bluewolf wrote: »

It's making me post silly threads in AH. Would restarting it help?

Turn it off, but don't turn it back on again. Should solve that.

Also try a G&T.

looking_around

turn it off, I think it needs a break ..;)
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dang sky got there first

The Backwards Man

Jam a strawberry up the hard drive.

Gummy Panda

Downloading too much wolf on male porn!! :mad:

krudler

Ah now

Jordan 199

Rented Mule wrote: »

Sounds like somebody needs a time out !!

It's a very nice bar so it is.

wil

The Backwards Man wrote: »

Jam a strawberry up the hard drive.

Look stop shilling these cure all souperfoods, they're all just fads, next week it will be red bell peppers.:eek:

OP, Try an Apple

Mint Sauce

Have you tried deleting System 32?

Lando Griffin

irish-stew wrote: »

Have you tried deleting System 32?

Very bad advice; he should back up System 32 first in case anything go wrong.

Earthhorse

I should have hovered over the thread title and not just blindly clicked the link.

Merkin

Have you tried pouring a glass of wine and eating some chocolate?

seven_eleven

Thread turned out exactly how I expected it to be.

dsmythy

bluewolf wrote: »

My computer is acting up!

Call the PC brigade.

Noxin

TheSB wrote: »

You're a user, a registered user.

I got the urge to burst into a verse of Firestarter with this line :rolleyes:

Pherekydes

Do you have Windows?

Then throw the damn thing through them

Rabies

bluewolf wrote: »

It's making me post silly threads in AH. Would restarting it help?

Yes.
Restart the thread again. This time post more details about the symptoms

Specialun

Have you tried eating cookies?

Tech support tell me to sort cookies all the time

Choc Chip is my fav

Jordan 199

Did you press the 'any' key?

Oranage2

I think the colour of the computer is important

Nemeses

A computer programmer drowned at sea... Many were on the beach and heard him cry out, F1! F1!, but no one understood....

Know your terms!

jaffacakesyum

Where is the computer from?

Nemeses

jaffacakesyum wrote: »

Where is the computer from?

1980's I'd say..

sock puppet

It was probably manufactured in a horrible environment with a drug addict for a technician.

Lyaiera

Have you talked to the computer about how its acting up makes you feel?

Reamer Fanny

Your hard drive is clogged with Brazilian fart porn, delete c:\boot.ini then press ALT+F4

jobeenfitz

PC operator gone mad?

starlit

Delete some cookies!

Dont delete sys 32 its yo frend so keep it safe and healthy.

Try cleaning dust off back of pc.

Change browser if net and browser slow.

Use a memory stick to save files!

starlit

Only tech support can delete change uninstall install items on pc but you can save files browse net but do not defragment or compress or reformat.

Turn off and on pc always works! Ninja techie shtyle!

Restart pc! Is the battery or schelue clock ok or is software freezing?

Kiss it better and send it a message with a smiley face! Tell it get well soon and feel better after a techie look at it.

Reamer Fanny

doovdela wrote: »

Delete some cookies!

delete sys 32 its yo frend so keep it safe and healthy.

Try cleaning dust off back of pc.

Change browser if net and browser slow.

Use a memory stick to save files!

FYP

starlit

justryan wrote: »

FYP

MadsL

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tG7hYnMyxyY

Nemeses

MadsL wrote: »

youtube video

This guy knows how to do tech support!