Offered 1,000,000 euro

DJjazzyjeff

What is the worst thing you would do if someone gave you a million for doing it.

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DJjazzyjeff wrote: »

What is the worst thing you would do if someone gave you a million for doing it.

Almost anything tbh.

Notorious97

Id shave, in a shark infested ocean, in a phone box, dressed as an over weight seal

Or something like that

The High Crusade

Watch every episode of Fair City.

brummytom

Probably absolutely anything other than kill my family or someone I really loved.

Anything else, show me the money.

Senna

Work for 48 years at minimum wage

Duff

Shíte on my hands and clap.

PizzamanIRL

DJjazzyjeff wrote: »

What is the worst thing you would do if someone gave you a million for doing it.

I'd let my father do my make up for my wedding day, on a space hopper ball, in the dark.

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Senna wrote: »

Work for 48 years at minimum wage

What kind of hours??

Hit that button that kills a random person one million times.

Karl Stein

Kill the sick bastard offering me money to be sadistic and take his money.

Then I'd open a hospital for kittens and puppies with the money.

It'd be all win.

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PizzamanIRL wrote: »

I'd let my father do my make up for my wedding day, on a space hopper ball, in the dark.

The Pizzamans a woman :eek:

PizzamanIRL

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The Pizzamans a woman :eek:

Why do anything to become a millionaire when you can just play Lotto? This weeks jackpot is heading for a whopping 6.3 million euro! Play now!

Rayne Wooney

I'd let my mouth be used as a tee holder, for a man, just off a merry-go-round, to hit a ball off.. who's blindfolded.. and the club is on fire.

RobbingBandit

Two fat girls bareback...

The Backwards Man

What's the worst thing I would do if offered a million euro?

Turn it down.

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The Backwards Man wrote: »

What's the worst thing I would do if offered a million euro?

Turn it down.

Or eat it.

Tordelback

Lend it to the KLF.

Bertser

Donate it to the Catholic Church.

The Backwards Man

Tordelback wrote: »

Lend it to the KLF.

All bound for moo moo land?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZX0mcases4M

kjl

PizzamanIRL wrote: »

Why do anything to become a millionaire when you can just play Lotto? This weeks jackpot is heading for a whopping 6.3 million euro! Play now!

Eh because the chances of winning the lotto are .0000000715112384%

PizzamanIRL

kjl wrote: »

Eh because the chances of winning the lotto are .0000000715112384%

The chances are 0% if you don't do it. Get your ticket at one of our 27,600 outlets nationwide. Good luck!

tvnutz

Bertser wrote: »

Donate it to the Catholic Church.

ohh an anti church post,ohh im mad, ohh im such a rebel,this has never been done before, ohh the zero thanks says it all...sad

DEFTLEFTHAND

A million is nothing anymore, you'll have to up the offer for me to commit to some atrocity.

COYVB

DEFTLEFTHAND wrote: »

A million is nothing anymore, you'll have to up the offer for me to commit to some atrocity.

A million is 15 years work in a decent paying job - that's almost half your working life

Irish Guitarist

I'd burn €999,990.

JustAddWater

COYVB wrote: »

A million is 15 years work in a decent paying job - that's almost half your working life

€66k a year is more than decent!!

af_thefragile

RobbingBandit wrote: »

Two fat girls bareback...

DM;HS

Max Power1

Deleted User wrote: »

Hit that button that kills a random person one million times.

TBH I would do that anyway. People = ****

Freddy Smelly

PizzamanIRL wrote: »

Why do anything to become a millionaire when you can just play Lotto? This weeks jackpot is heading for a whopping 6.3 million euro! Play now!

banned for advertising????

IM0

well with 1 million in the bank just having it will give you a wage of 20,000 year in interest after tax. plus you can then top up the salary working part time. sounds ideal

King George VI

I'd eat anything I was given.

Max Power1

Freddy Smelly wrote: »

banned for advertising????

He didnt do a lotto it though

frozenfrozen

this had an already used pun. this is lotterally the most embarrassing thing that has ever happened to me

Max Power1

frozenfrozen wrote: »

i'd do a lotto terrible things for 1 million euro

way to steal my puntastic post

Mint Sauce

Btw, the Lotto references became unfunny after the first one.

downonthefarm

I would give those lovely benburb ladies the best rimming they ever had

Max Power1

downonthefarm wrote: »

I would give those lovely benburb ladies the best rimming they ever had

to be fair most spicy curries would do that!

wp_rathead

tvnutz wrote: »

ohh an anti church post,ohh im mad, ohh im such a rebel,this has never been done before, ohh the zero thanks says it all...sad

Jesus relax man

jonnny68

Go to a pop music concert Cringeworthy as it sounds.

--Kaiser--

Why would anyone waste their time thinking about such a stupid hypothetical scenario?

StinkyMunkey

Go into the George in a gimp suit with no ass in it and put on sign on my back saying all freebies!

downonthefarm

Max Power1 wrote: »

to be fair most spicy curries would do that!

I must be a bit of a prude then because that was the worst thing I could imagine. lol
:eek:

CarlDunne1979

PizzamanIRL wrote: »

I'd let my father do my make up for my wedding day, on a space hopper ball, in the dark.

I'd send my father into the darkness of death using a hopper ball filled with snooker balls for a million quid. Hell I'd even throw my ma in the deal too, then I'll inherit the house and will have somewhere to facilitate my newly-afforded prostitution addiction.

Capt'n Midnight

--Kaiser-- wrote: »

Why would anyone waste their time thinking about such a stupid hypothetical scenario?

Well if I was offered a million ...