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What's the difference between marmalade an jam?

  • 15-06-2013 10:39pm
    #1
    BEASTERLY
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    Well?


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  • #2
    Frosty McSnowballs
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    Spelling

    Oh and the sex joke


  • #3
    Urquell
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    My hole hurts


  • #4
    Sir Osis of Liver.
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,797 ✭✭✭Sir Osis of Liver.


    You cant marmalade your cock up a .............nevermind.


  • #5
    Wacker The Attacker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,473 ✭✭✭Wacker The Attacker


    Urquell wrote: »
    My hole hurts


    Don't lube up with marmalade in future


  • #6
    apollo8
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    188 euro a week.


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  • #7
    BEASTERLY
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    Was hoping for some technical discussion about texture and ingredients, maybe even specific density.


  • #8
    Missyelliot2
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    Senor Fancy Pants wrote: »
    Spelling

    Oh and the sex joke

    Yep! That's hilarious, that one!:rolleyes:


  • #9
    DirtyBollox
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    The price, according to some


  • #10
    Frosty McSnowballs
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    Missyelliot2 wrote: »
    Yep! That's hilarious, that one!:rolleyes:

    Which one?


  • #11
    Dr_Brian_Cocks
    Site Banned Posts: 280 ✭✭Dr_Brian_Cocks


    You can't afford marmalade on the dole, or if you're working in IT.


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  • #12
    BEASTERLY
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    Dr_Brian_Cocks wrote: »
    You can't afford marmalade on the dole, or if you're working in IT.

    What if you work in the jam sector?


  • #13
    Frosty McSnowballs
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,396 ✭✭✭Frosty McSnowballs


    BEASTERLY wrote: »
    What if you work in the jam sector?

    It's a sticky environment with the current economic climate, sandwiched between optimum supply and weak demand.


  • #14
    Missyelliot2
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,472 ✭✭✭Missyelliot2


    Senor Fancy Pants wrote: »
    Which one?
    Seriously? Here goes - brace yourself...It is that good!

    What's the difference between marmalade and jam?
    You can't marmalade your cock up your girlfriends arse....

    see? Hilarious!:rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:


  • #15
    CarlDunne1979
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 90 ✭✭CarlDunne1979


    Both result in my dog performing copulation on 'little Carl'. Both make it so that when he bites, there is little way of telling other than by the excruciating pain.


  • #16
    PizzamanIRL
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    At this rate, jam and marmalade will go down the same route as 'yore ma' etc.


  • #17
    Frosty McSnowballs
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,396 ✭✭✭Frosty McSnowballs


    Missyelliot2 wrote: »
    Seriously? Here goes - brace yourself...It is that good!

    What's the difference between marmalade and jam?
    You can't marmalade your cock up your girlfriends arse....

    see? Hilarious!:rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:

    Yeah its a shiite joke.

    Just like when it was mentioned in post 4.


  • #18
    The Backwards Man
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    Jam is nice.

    Marmalade tastes like ****e.


  • #19
    Missyelliot2
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    Senor Fancy Pants wrote: »
    Yeah its a shiite joke.

    Just like when it was mentioned in post 4.

    Chill out! Jaysus!


  • #20
    Frosty McSnowballs
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,396 ✭✭✭Frosty McSnowballs


    Missyelliot2 wrote: »
    Chill out! Jaysus!

    :confused:

    Saaaay wha? Hey, im on your side.

    You need to chill out, lil miss rolleyes.


  • #21
    The Backwards Man
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    Why can't you stick marmalade up somebody's ass?

    Would they get poisoned or something?


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  • #22
    Missyelliot2
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,472 ✭✭✭Missyelliot2


    The Backwards Man wrote: »
    Why can't you stick marmalade up somebody's ass?

    Would they get poisoned or something?

    Think eyes get orange hue or something....


  • #23
    Missyelliot2
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,472 ✭✭✭Missyelliot2


    Senor Fancy Pants wrote: »
    :confused:

    Saaaay wha? Hey, im on your side.

    You need to chill out, lil miss rolleyes.

    Apologies...no more roll eyes!
    I thought you were mad as hell that I repeated (unknowingly, by the way) a joke.
    All good so?


  • #24
    The Backwards Man
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    Missyelliot2 wrote: »
    Think eyes get orange hue or something....
    Ouch!!

    Poor Hugh.:(


  • #25
    Frosty McSnowballs
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,396 ✭✭✭Frosty McSnowballs


    Missyelliot2 wrote: »
    Apologies...no more roll eyes!
    I thought you were mad as hell that I repeated (unknowingly, by the way) a joke.
    All good so?

    Not at all, not at all, no apology warranted.

    All good in the hood Missy


  • #26
    CarlDunne1979
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    Missyelliot2 wrote: »
    no more roll eyes!

    Try telling that to a man with a seizure. Don't be surprised when he doesn't comply but instead acts as if he's getting rode by a woolly mammoth.


  • #27
    stefan idiot jones
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    I know what a jam rag is.


  • #28
    oppenheimer1
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    According to wikipedia, marmalade has fruit peelin it,which makes it distinct from jams, which do not.


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