Trying to start a career in jam

Fr_Dougal

As title states im trying to get a career in the it sector but im having no luck.

At the moment i have jars, some fruit and a couple of mixing bowls but no one is getting back to me ive applied everywhere mostly helpdesk as i know its where you need to start off..

Any advice on what to do (Cert wise etc) would be great and much appreciated

thanks in advance

CINCLANTFLT

Jam and IT...
http://www.jamitc.com/

The Backwards Man

This self-help video may be just what you need

starlit

Is it not java?! You can make jam yourself cookery class.

PizzamanIRL

Start off by finding out the best way to make jam. This only works for strawberry jam.

Prodigious

First step is to get 130 points in the leaving.

mr_edge_to_you

Never mind your jams.....chutneys and relishes is where its at!

bonzodog2

Don't you like cake?

apollo8

Some bloke got banned earlier for making racist jam in the IT sector.

What are Bob Marley's favourite donuts?

ones with jam in

:cool:

starviewadams

Put your jam in tiny envelopes and post them into lots of houses as a taster,obviously lace the jam with methamphetamine so people will be hooked on it for life.Then sit back,relax and become a jam baron.

The Backwards Man

Deleted User wrote: »

What are Bob Marley's favourite donuts?

ones with jam in

:cool:

You're just here to stir it up.

Too Tough To Die

You might find yourself in some sticky situations.

MadYaker

€188 a week is not enough.

Micky Dolenz

Interesting question OP, and I am glad you asked.

There are many ways to enter the jam industry. I suggest you visit, Jams 'R' Us its on third, and so on.

jam_mac_jam

Send me your cv. Obviously I am an expert...

Dr_Brian_Cocks

Have you done the jam making course in the aran islands?

Jam making in college requires the least amount of leaving cert points apparently. According to Ray D'arcy anyway.

Dr_Brian_Cocks

Deleted User wrote: »

Jam making in college requires the least amount of leaving cert points apparently. According to Ray D'arcy anyway.

Not on the CAO.
I think it's a myth.
Might be a level 1-5 though?

Dr conrad murray

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AE1ct5yEuVY

Dr_Brian_Cocks

Dr_Brian_Cocks wrote: »

Not on the CAO.
I think it's a myth.
Might be a level 1-5 though?

You mean....Ray D'arcy lied? jesus

delw

It's a sticky industry to get into OP

Talib Fiasco

The key to succeeding in a challenging sector like this is to get involved in dual enterprise.

With regards to your field of expertise, I would suggest that you start to research and become a connoisseur of the prestige art of basket weaving. It's a challenging art form to master, but with a mere sacrifice of 85 Leaving Certificate points, the benefits are astounding.

You can make your jam in plentiful supply due to the fact you are an evident master craftsman of this rare art, and you can store the jars of jam in your appealing baskets that you'll be able to weave after your intense training.

The mark up is astounding and the thrill of dual enterprise cannot be matched.

I wish you all the best as a budding entrepreneur.

Celly Smunt

There's a big spread of smooth jobs on the market at the moment,but even they get a little bit lumpy in places throughout peoples careers.The best way to manage it would be to have a fruity personality,that way you'll get through the stickiness before it drives you crackers.

Dr_Brian_Cocks

Deleted User wrote: »

You mean....Ray D'arcy lied? jesus

It's the recessions fault!

Celly Smunt

Dr_Brian_Cocks wrote: »

It's the recessions fault!

im on the verge of tears here.

Micky Dolenz

delw wrote: »

It's a sticky industry to get into OP

Don't be so conservative

Celly Smunt

Micky Dolenz wrote: »

Don't be so conservative

Stop trying to butter things up,sometimes its a real jam in this industry.

Alter-Ego

The entire jam industry is on the verge of collapse! You may call me a naysayer, but mark my words, when the jam bubble bursts, it's going to get messy.

Marzipan85

the problem with jam is that too many people like it. you'd have people ambushing you in the streets to get your jam.

Celly Smunt

Marzipan85 wrote: »

the problem with jam is that too many people like it. you'd have people ambushing you in the streets to get your jam.

True,some of the characters in this game are very seedy

Dr_Brian_Cocks

Popping cherrys is an excellent business to get into.