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NSFW Forklift Driver Klaus, Funniest. Safety Video. Ever.

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  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 59,138 Mod ✭✭✭✭ Wibbs


    :pac: brilliant.

    Rejoice in the awareness of feeling stupid, for that’s how you end up learning new things. If you’re not aware you’re stupid, you probably are.



  • Administrators, Computer Games Moderators, Entertainment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 54,503 Admin ✭✭✭✭✭ Mr E


    Special effects are awful, but that was great. :)


  • Registered Users Posts: 6,461 ✭✭✭ --Kaiser--


    If more safety videos were like that then more people will pay attention to them


  • Registered Users Posts: 12,684 ✭✭✭✭ kowloon


    Mr E wrote: »
    Special effects are awful, but that was great. :)

    I think they did a really good job and went for the whole Monty Python/Bad Taste vibe.


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,556 ✭✭✭ Slunk


    I was actually shown this when getting my license. Was part of the trainning :)


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,013 ✭✭✭ Ole Rodrigo


    Whoever said Germans aren't funny was smoking crack.


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,069 ✭✭✭ Tzar Chasm


    I have had a few 'klaus' working for me in the past, one managed to drive a forklift over his own foot


  • Registered Users Posts: 129 ✭✭ AnarchistKen


    Brilliant!

    The two lads stuck on the front are quality


  • Registered Users Posts: 12,684 ✭✭✭✭ kowloon


    Tzar Chasm wrote: »
    I have had a few 'klaus' working for me in the past, one managed to drive a forklift over his own foot

    That must be some sort of a skill in itself.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,429 Kenjataimu


    Slunk wrote: »
    I was actually shown this when getting my license. Was part of the trainning :)

    Same for me.

    The instructor taught us how to pick up a coin with the forks when we were finished :pac:


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  • Registered Users Posts: 2,802 ✭✭✭ SimonTemplar


    A boy the Klaus!


  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Politics Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 81,310 CMod ✭✭✭✭ coffee_cake


    Funny stuff

    I didn't know "zwei linke haende" was a saying :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,760 ✭✭✭✭ Lovely Bloke


    At the end when the lads are on the forks, and the guy with no hands is sorting screws, the song plays "<noise> justa wanker".


    Or am I hearing things?


  • Registered Users Posts: 17,832 ✭✭✭✭ Ads by Google


    Apt..

    couple-more-feet-and-we-are-there-forklift-operator-stupid-s-stupid-human-1293898419.jpg


  • Registered Users Posts: 541 TheBegotten


    You had one job Klaus. ONE JOB!


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,303 ✭✭✭ Flesh Gorden


    Great video :) haven't laughed that hard in a long time, reminded me of someone too

    A lot more effective than the gruesome videos and photos we were shown during training for things like Con Saws, Angle grinders, Circular Saws etc..

    The ones that will never leave me being:

    - circular saw backfiring and going through someone's thigh
    - someone's forearm after a 9" cutting disc shattered at full speed (looked like something from resident evil)
    - a fellas foot after being rolled over by the front wheels of a Bendi forklift
    - various stanley knife accidents

    Humourous videos would have made them a lot easier to sit through


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