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NSFW Forklift Driver Klaus, Funniest. Safety Video. Ever.

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  • #2
    Wibbs
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,217 Mod ✭✭✭✭Wibbs


    :pac: brilliant.

    Rejoice in the awareness of feeling stupid, for that’s how you end up learning new things. If you’re not aware you’re stupid, you probably are.



  • #3
    Mr E
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 55,571 ✭✭✭✭Mr E


    Special effects are awful, but that was great. :)


  • #4
    --Kaiser--
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,461 ✭✭✭--Kaiser--


    If more safety videos were like that then more people will pay attention to them


  • #5
    kowloon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,582 ✭✭✭✭kowloon


    Mr E wrote: »
    Special effects are awful, but that was great. :)

    I think they did a really good job and went for the whole Monty Python/Bad Taste vibe.


  • #6
    Slunk
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,556 ✭✭✭Slunk


    I was actually shown this when getting my license. Was part of the trainning :)


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  • #7
    Ole Rodrigo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,013 ✭✭✭Ole Rodrigo


    Whoever said Germans aren't funny was smoking crack.


  • #8
    Tzar Chasm
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,069 ✭✭✭Tzar Chasm


    I have had a few 'klaus' working for me in the past, one managed to drive a forklift over his own foot


  • #9
    AnarchistKen
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 129 ✭✭AnarchistKen


    Brilliant!

    The two lads stuck on the front are quality


  • #10
    kowloon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,582 ✭✭✭✭kowloon


    Tzar Chasm wrote: »
    I have had a few 'klaus' working for me in the past, one managed to drive a forklift over his own foot

    That must be some sort of a skill in itself.


  • #11
    Kenjataimu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,429 ✭✭✭Kenjataimu


    Slunk wrote: »
    I was actually shown this when getting my license. Was part of the trainning :)

    Same for me.

    The instructor taught us how to pick up a coin with the forks when we were finished :pac:


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  • #12
    SimonTemplar
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,815 ✭✭✭SimonTemplar


    A boy the Klaus!


  • #13
    Maddux Rapid Cod
    Posts: 0 CMod ✭✭✭✭ Maddux Rapid Cod


    Funny stuff

    I didn't know "zwei linke haende" was a saying :)


  • #14
    Lovely Bloke
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,748 ✭✭✭✭Lovely Bloke


    At the end when the lads are on the forks, and the guy with no hands is sorting screws, the song plays "<noise> justa wanker".


    Or am I hearing things?


  • #15
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 17,378 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Apt..

    couple-more-feet-and-we-are-there-forklift-operator-stupid-s-stupid-human-1293898419.jpg


  • #16
    TheBegotten
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 541 ✭✭✭TheBegotten


    You had one job Klaus. ONE JOB!


  • #17
    Flesh Gorden
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,301 ✭✭✭Flesh Gorden


    Great video :) haven't laughed that hard in a long time, reminded me of someone too

    A lot more effective than the gruesome videos and photos we were shown during training for things like Con Saws, Angle grinders, Circular Saws etc..

    The ones that will never leave me being:

    - circular saw backfiring and going through someone's thigh
    - someone's forearm after a 9" cutting disc shattered at full speed (looked like something from resident evil)
    - a fellas foot after being rolled over by the front wheels of a Bendi forklift
    - various stanley knife accidents

    Humourous videos would have made them a lot easier to sit through


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