Very easy to get dole

A touch of Black

I turned 18 yesterday so I went to da dole office first thing and signed on, Today I went to the health centre and the welfare man gave me a cheque for 100 euros. I'm,on da beer tonight : )

GetWithIt

You have a rich and varied life ahead of you.

Dr_Brian_Cocks

You must have bought internet access too? :P

Festy

It's even easier to get if you speak with a foreign accent.

thecornflake

A touch of Black wrote: »

I turned 18 yesterday so I went to da dole office first thing and signed on, Today I went to the health centre and the welfare man gave me a cheque for 100 euros. I'm,on da beer tonight : )

Would be funnier if you replaced dole with hole

SCOOP 64

Here we go!

EoghanIRL

Go in with a cough . Tell them it's cold in your house . Free heating .
Might aswell abuse the system everyone else does...

SV

This is the worst troll I've ever seen.

shamrock55

Thought you had to wait so many weeks after you first sign on??

Missyelliot2

Jaysus..was just glad it's Friday and have finished week of work!!!!

Thanks OP for joining boards.ie to gloat...so glad my taxes are keeping you happy - you lazy s***

Frosty McSnowballs

Snakes on a plane is THE WORST film I have ever seen.

everdead.ie

lol one post basically trying to be as inflamatory as possible. This is actually the worst trolling ever.

Duiske

Festy wrote: »

It's even easier to get if you speak with a foreign accent.

Not true, according to today's Irish Times. http://www.irishtimes.com/business/economy/ireland/immigrants-less-likely-to-be-getting-social-welfare-1.1428887

Lawrence1895

In before the lock...

...and good luck with the job hunt :pac:

Snowc

A touch of Black wrote: »

I turned 18 yesterday so I went to da dole office first thing and signed on, Today I went to the health centre and the welfare man gave me a cheque for 100 euros. I'm,on da beer tonight : )

Cheque will probably bounce.

The Backwards Man

Anyone remember a band call Jukebox(?) and their song 'Just cause I'm on the dole - don't mean I can't Rock n Roll'?

Boombastic

Should have asked them for a pram to carry the cheque home in

DaveDaRave

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tiSDF1bT59A

wil

Very easy to get troll

A troll of flack wrote: »

I turned 18 yesterday so I went to boards first thing and signed up, Today I posted. Prob be banned by tonight

post your fixed

Atlantic Dawn

You got assistance, not dole, dole is given to those who have previously worked.

Tesco Massacre

I'm shocked & appalled.

Mostly by that comma after 'I'm'.

michael999999

Did you apply for the free buggy?

mikehammer67

A touch of Black wrote: »

I turned 18 yesterday so I went to da dole office first thing and signed on, Today I went to the health centre and the welfare man gave me a cheque for 100 euros. I'm,on da beer tonight : )

keep enough change for the ride later

Smidge

Is it Friday again already?

K-9

A touch of Black wrote: »

I turned 18 yesterday so I went to da dole office first thing and signed on, Today I went to the health centre and the welfare man gave me a cheque for 100 euros. I'm,on da beer tonight : )

Facebook methinks.