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Very easy to get dole

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  • 14-06-2013 10:27pm
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    A touch of Black
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4 ✭


    I turned 18 yesterday so I went to da dole office first thing and signed on, Today I went to the health centre and the welfare man gave me a cheque for 100 euros. I'm,on da beer tonight : )


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    #2
    GetWithIt
    Registered Users Posts: 2,081 ✭✭✭GetWithIt


    You have a rich and varied life ahead of you.


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    #3
    Dr_Brian_Cocks
    Site Banned Posts: 280 ✭✭Dr_Brian_Cocks


    You must have bought internet access too? :P


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    #4
    Festy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,425 ✭✭✭Festy


    It's even easier to get if you speak with a foreign accent.


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    thecornflake
    Registered Users Posts: 784 ✭✭✭thecornflake


    A touch of Black wrote: »
    I turned 18 yesterday so I went to da dole office first thing and signed on, Today I went to the health centre and the welfare man gave me a cheque for 100 euros. I'm,on da beer tonight : )


    Would be funnier if you replaced dole with hole


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    SCOOP 64
    Registered Users Posts: 5,242 ✭✭✭SCOOP 64


    Here we go!


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    #7
    EoghanIRL
    Registered Users Posts: 4,080 ✭✭✭EoghanIRL


    Go in with a cough . Tell them it's cold in your house . Free heating .
    Might aswell abuse the system everyone else does...


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    SV
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,534 ✭✭✭SV


    This is the worst troll I've ever seen.


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    shamrock55
    Registered Users Posts: 7,208 ✭✭✭shamrock55


    Thought you had to wait so many weeks after you first sign on??


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    #10
    Missyelliot2
    Registered Users Posts: 1,472 ✭✭✭Missyelliot2


    Jaysus..was just glad it's Friday and have finished week of work!!!!

    Thanks OP for joining boards.ie to gloat...so glad my taxes are keeping you happy - you lazy s***


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    Frosty McSnowballs
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,396 ✭✭✭Frosty McSnowballs


    Snakes on a plane is THE WORST film I have ever seen.


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    #12
    everdead.ie
    Registered Users Posts: 9,153 ✭✭✭everdead.ie


    lol one post basically trying to be as inflamatory as possible. This is actually the worst trolling ever.


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    #13
    Duiske
    Registered Users Posts: 3,087 ✭✭✭Duiske


    Festy wrote: »
    It's even easier to get if you speak with a foreign accent.

    Not true, according to today's Irish Times. http://www.irishtimes.com/business/economy/ireland/immigrants-less-likely-to-be-getting-social-welfare-1.1428887


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    Lawrence1895
    Registered Users Posts: 7,627 ✭✭✭Lawrence1895


    In before the lock...

    ...and good luck with the job hunt :pac:


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    Snowc
    Registered Users Posts: 613 ✭✭✭Snowc


    A touch of Black wrote: »
    I turned 18 yesterday so I went to da dole office first thing and signed on, Today I went to the health centre and the welfare man gave me a cheque for 100 euros. I'm,on da beer tonight : )

    Cheque will probably bounce.


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    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    Anyone remember a band call Jukebox(?) and their song 'Just cause I'm on the dole - don't mean I can't Rock n Roll'?


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    Boombastic
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,496 ✭✭✭Boombastic


    Should have asked them for a pram to carry the cheque home in


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    #18
    DaveDaRave
    Registered Users Posts: 387 ✭✭DaveDaRave


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tiSDF1bT59A


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    wil
    Registered Users Posts: 4,188 ✭✭✭wil


    Very easy to get troll
    A troll of flack wrote: »
    I turned 18 yesterday so I went to boards first thing and signed up, Today I posted. Prob be banned by tonight :o
    post your fixed


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    Atlantic Dawn
    Registered Users Posts: 81,988 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
    M


    You got assistance, not dole, dole is given to those who have previously worked.


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    #21
    Tesco Massacre
    Registered Users Posts: 814 ✭✭✭Tesco Massacre


    I'm shocked & appalled.

    Mostly by that comma after 'I'm'.


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    #22
    michael999999
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 7,771 ✭✭✭michael999999


    Did you apply for the free buggy?


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    mikehammer67
    Closed Accounts Posts: 699 ✭✭✭mikehammer67


    A touch of Black wrote: »
    I turned 18 yesterday so I went to da dole office first thing and signed on, Today I went to the health centre and the welfare man gave me a cheque for 100 euros. I'm,on da beer tonight : )

    keep enough change for the ride later


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    #24
    Smidge
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,541 ✭✭✭Smidge


    Is it Friday again already?


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    K-9
    Registered Users Posts: 43,311 ✭✭✭✭K-9


    A touch of Black wrote: »
    I turned 18 yesterday so I went to da dole office first thing and signed on, Today I went to the health centre and the welfare man gave me a cheque for 100 euros. I'm,on da beer tonight : )

    Facebook methinks.

    Mad Men's Don Draper : What you call love was invented by guys like me, to sell nylons.



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