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It Never Felt So Good, It Never Felt So Right

  • 10-06-2013 10:50pm
    #1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭


    Like being pished on a Monday night??
    Why are the things that we shouldn't do the things that are the best?

    It's a funny old world. :)


Comments

  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,425 ✭✭✭FearDark


    Go home drunk. You're backwards.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,972 ✭✭✭cofy


    An afternoon snooze.:o


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,928 ✭✭✭✭Panthro


    It really is.
    Did ya ever stand beside a stranger in a pub, fart, wait a few seconds, then look at him as if to say "Did you just fart?!"
    Because I never have...I sware ta God.

    Hell, if he's in a group, you should go all out and say "Jesus man, ya fairly unleashed that one didn't ya?!"


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    Panthro wrote: »
    It really is.
    Did ya ever stand beside a stranger in a pub, fart, wait a few seconds, then look at him as if to say "Did you just fart?!"
    Because I never have...I sware ta God.

    Hell, if he's in a group, you should go all out and say "Jesus man, ya fairly unleashed that one didn't ya?!"
    Must try that one sometime. There's only me, the barman, two nurses and a jack russell in the bar at the minute though.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,928 ✭✭✭✭Panthro


    Must try that one sometime. There's only me, the barman, two nurses and a jack russell in the bar at the minute though.

    Stand beside the dog, fart loudly, and if anyone says anything to ya you can say "Don't blame me, blame it on the Jack"
    Boom!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,062 ✭✭✭Uriel.


    Me too frontwards. Tis great save for getting up in 4hrs for work...

    At least





    I


    . Didn't





    Fall







    Down?


  • Posts: 6,025 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Must try that one sometime. There's only me, the barman, two nurses and a jack russell in the bar at the minute though.


    There's only me, the barman, two nurses and a jack russell in the bar at the minute though.[/QUOTE]


    Sounds like the beginning of a joke :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    Jake1 wrote: »
    There's only me, the barman, two nurses and a jack russell in the bar at the minute though.


    Sounds like the beginning of a joke :)[/quote]

    The barman says

    'we don't tell jokes in here on a Monday night'
    He's a bit of a sourpuss.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 35,954 ✭✭✭✭Larianne


    Panthro wrote: »
    It really is.
    Did ya ever stand beside a stranger in a pub, fart, wait a few seconds, then look at him as if to say "Did you just fart?!"
    Because I never have...I sware ta God.

    Hell, if he's in a group, you should go all out and say "Jesus man, ya fairly unleashed that one didn't ya?!"

    It was YOU!!!!!!!!!!

    :pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    Larianne wrote: »
    It was YOU!!!!!!!!!!

    :pac:

    She who smelt it dealt it. :p


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 35,954 ✭✭✭✭Larianne


    She who smelt it dealt it. :p

    Oh, ffs!

    :(


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    Larianne wrote: »
    Oh, ffs!

    :(

    Sorry :o


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 35,954 ✭✭✭✭Larianne


    Sorry :o

    Oh relax. We all know ladies don't do that sort of thing!

    :pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    Larianne wrote: »
    Oh relax. We all know ladies don't do that sort of thing!

    :pac:

    Drink on a Monday night or fart?

    Coz I know ladies that do both. :p


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