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What Super Hero powers do you have?

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  • 09-06-2013 2:25pm
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    Mr.Crinklewood
    Registered Users Posts: 12,426 ✭✭✭✭


    I`ll have to admit that i have none.

    ( Unless there is a Thread Killer hero out there somewhere )


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    #2
    RossyG
    Registered Users Posts: 297 ✭✭RossyG


    I have the power to not poo for literally hours.

    I can also suspend my respiratory system for up to a minute.


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    Sky King
    Registered Users Posts: 4,431 ✭✭✭Sky King


    I can see through glass.


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    endacl
    Registered Users Posts: 22,252 ✭✭✭✭endacl


    I can tolerate AH.


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    Ihatecuddles-old
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,785 ✭✭✭Ihatecuddles-old


    I can burp the alphabet backwards. That's the height of my talents.


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    #6
    RossyG
    Registered Users Posts: 297 ✭✭RossyG


    I can also leap steps in a single bound.

    (Not steep ones, though, obviously. I might fall.)


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    stefan idiot jones
    Registered Users Posts: 3,518 ✭✭✭stefan idiot jones


    I can rub my belly and pat my head.


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    Markcheese
    Registered Users Posts: 8,432 ✭✭✭Markcheese


    The power to annoy my wife .... Calm to raging in mere seconds .... The power to walk through Walls (using temporary holes called doors) ....

    Slava ukraini 🇺🇦



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    Mr.Crinklewood
    Registered Users Posts: 12,426 ✭✭✭✭Mr.Crinklewood


    stefan idiot jones wrote: »
    I can rub my belly and pat my head.

    Will you teach my cat how to do that?. Would save me the bother.


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    AgileMyth
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,761 ✭✭✭AgileMyth


    I can run with scissors.


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    #11
    RossyG
    Registered Users Posts: 297 ✭✭RossyG


    stefan idiot jones wrote: »
    I can rub my belly and pat my head.

    Similarly, I can hold a magazine and rub my willy at the same time.


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    kwestfan08
    Registered Users Posts: 1,523 ✭✭✭kwestfan08


    I'm pretty good at guessing the time before I look at the clock. Usually only two or three minutes either side.


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    Littlehorny
    Registered Users Posts: 2,351 ✭✭✭Littlehorny


    I can leap lego buildings in a single bound.


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    stefan idiot jones
    Registered Users Posts: 3,518 ✭✭✭stefan idiot jones


    Mr.Crinklewood wrote: »
    Will you teach my cat how to do that?. Would save me the bother.

    I'm not too good with cats, I tend to use house bricks to tame them.


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    Ihatecuddles-old
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,785 ✭✭✭Ihatecuddles-old


    My thumb bends funny..


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    cook_my_sock
    Site Banned Posts: 10 ✭cook_my_sock


    I can bend my thumb all the way back to my arm

    big hands


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    donvito99
    Registered Users Posts: 5,818 ✭✭✭donvito99


    Persuasion...


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    Mr.Crinklewood
    Registered Users Posts: 12,426 ✭✭✭✭Mr.Crinklewood


    stefan idiot jones wrote: »
    I'm not too good with cats, I tend to use house bricks to tame them.


    In the world of an eye for an eye, you should be slated for that.


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    coffee_cake
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Politics Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 81,309 CMod ✭✭✭✭coffee_cake


    Being awesome


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    stefan idiot jones
    Registered Users Posts: 3,518 ✭✭✭stefan idiot jones


    Not me this time.....but I once saw a guy texting AND ride a moped at the same time.


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    RossyG
    Registered Users Posts: 297 ✭✭RossyG


    I saw a bloke smoking and riding a moped once. The cigarette didn't last long, so maybe he had superhero lungs, too.


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    Mena
    Registered Users Posts: 3,180 ✭✭✭Mena


    I've created life twice through nothing more than a few simple touches.


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    Wacker The Attacker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,473 ✭✭✭Wacker The Attacker


    Mena wrote: »
    I've created life twice through nothing more than a few simple touches.

    Go on the premature ejaculation


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    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 26,052 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    I can wiggle my ears to make my glasses go up and down my nose.


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    #25
    Seachmall
    Registered Users Posts: 7,041 ✭✭✭Seachmall


    I can put my hand flat on a table and spin it 360 degrees.


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    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    I can turn any woman in the world into a sub ten second 100 metre sprinter


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    #27
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 26,052 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    I can eat three Weetabix.


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    #28
    Mena
    Registered Users Posts: 3,180 ✭✭✭Mena


    Wacker The Attacker wrote: »
    Go on the premature ejaculation

    At my age I'll take anything I can get!


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    cherryghost
    Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 17,133 Mod ✭✭✭✭cherryghost


    Ihatecuddles wrote: »
    My thumb bends funny..

    Isn't that normal? I always thought it was.


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    mattjack
    Registered Users Posts: 5,389 ✭✭✭mattjack


    Ihatecuddles wrote: »
    My thumb bends funny..

    WTF , that's my wives hand , were are you ?
    I even recognise the watch and the nail paint stuff .


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    #31
    Oranage2
    Registered Users Posts: 11,128 ✭✭✭✭Oranage2


    I have a photographic mobile device.


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