Advertisement
If you have a new account but are having problems posting or verifying your account, please email us on hello@boards.ie for help. Thanks :)
Hello all! Please ensure that you are posting a new thread or question in the appropriate forum. The Feedback forum is overwhelmed with questions that are having to be moved elsewhere. If you need help to verify your account contact hello@boards.ie
Help Keep Boards Alive. Support us by going ad free today. See here: https://subscriptions.boards.ie/

What Super Hero powers do you have?

  • 09-06-2013 02:25PM
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,764 ✭✭✭✭Mr.Crinklewood


    I`ll have to admit that i have none.

    ( Unless there is a Thread Killer hero out there somewhere )


«1

Comments

  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 297 ✭✭RossyG


    I have the power to not poo for literally hours.

    I can also suspend my respiratory system for up to a minute.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,431 ✭✭✭Sky King


    I can see through glass.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,440 ✭✭✭✭endacl


    I can tolerate AH.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,785 ✭✭✭Ihatecuddles-old


    I can burp the alphabet backwards. That's the height of my talents.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 297 ✭✭RossyG


    I can also leap steps in a single bound.

    (Not steep ones, though, obviously. I might fall.)


  • Advertisement
  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,518 ✭✭✭stefan idiot jones


    I can rub my belly and pat my head.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,952 ✭✭✭Markcheese


    The power to annoy my wife .... Calm to raging in mere seconds .... The power to walk through Walls (using temporary holes called doors) ....

    Slava ukraini 🇺🇦



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,764 ✭✭✭✭Mr.Crinklewood


    I can rub my belly and pat my head.

    Will you teach my cat how to do that?. Would save me the bother.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,746 ✭✭✭AgileMyth


    I can run with scissors.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 297 ✭✭RossyG


    I can rub my belly and pat my head.

    Similarly, I can hold a magazine and rub my willy at the same time.


  • Advertisement
  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,523 ✭✭✭kwestfan08


    I'm pretty good at guessing the time before I look at the clock. Usually only two or three minutes either side.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 2,344 ✭✭✭Littlehorny


    I can leap lego buildings in a single bound.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,518 ✭✭✭stefan idiot jones


    Will you teach my cat how to do that?. Would save me the bother.

    I'm not too good with cats, I tend to use house bricks to tame them.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,785 ✭✭✭Ihatecuddles-old


    My thumb bends funny..


  • Site Banned Posts: 10 cook_my_sock


    I can bend my thumb all the way back to my arm

    big hands


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,818 ✭✭✭donvito99


    Persuasion...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,764 ✭✭✭✭Mr.Crinklewood


    I'm not too good with cats, I tend to use house bricks to tame them.


    In the world of an eye for an eye, you should be slated for that.


  • Posts: 81,310 CMod ✭✭✭✭ Mikaela Echoing Cemetery


    Being awesome


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,518 ✭✭✭stefan idiot jones


    Not me this time.....but I once saw a guy texting AND ride a moped at the same time.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 297 ✭✭RossyG


    I saw a bloke smoking and riding a moped once. The cigarette didn't last long, so maybe he had superhero lungs, too.


  • Advertisement
  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,178 ✭✭✭Mena


    I've created life twice through nothing more than a few simple touches.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,473 ✭✭✭Wacker The Attacker


    Mena wrote: »
    I've created life twice through nothing more than a few simple touches.

    Go on the premature ejaculation


  • Posts: 26,219 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    I can wiggle my ears to make my glasses go up and down my nose.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,041 ✭✭✭Seachmall


    I can put my hand flat on a table and spin it 360 degrees.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    I can turn any woman in the world into a sub ten second 100 metre sprinter


  • Posts: 26,219 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    I can eat three Weetabix.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,178 ✭✭✭Mena


    Go on the premature ejaculation

    At my age I'll take anything I can get!


  • Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 17,150 Mod ✭✭✭✭cherryghost


    My thumb bends funny..

    Isn't that normal? I always thought it was.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,389 ✭✭✭mattjack


    My thumb bends funny..

    WTF , that's my wives hand , were are you ?
    I even recognise the watch and the nail paint stuff .


  • Advertisement
  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,129 ✭✭✭✭Oranage2


    I have a photographic mobile device.


Advertisement