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  • 07-06-2013 7:06pm
    #1
    Supateer
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23 ✭


    Dear Golfing Friends and others,

    During my time off due to bad weather, I have written a book and I am quite proud of the results. In order to market the publication properly, I'm asking my close friends and family to spread the news about this essential read.

    This book on golf gives the reader valuable playing tips and insider information that I have gained through my many years of golfing experience.

    Highlights include:

    Chapter 1) How to Properly Line Up Your Fourth Putt

    Chapter 2) How to Hit a Maxfli ball from the Rough When You Just Hit a Titleist from the Tee

    Chapter 3) How to Get More Distance off the Shank

    Chapter 4) When to Give the Greens Supervisor the Finger

    Chapter 5) Proper Excuses for Drinking Beer Before 9.oo a.m

    Chapter 6) How to Find That Ball That Everyone Else Saw Go in the Water

    Chapter 7) How to Relax When You Are Hitting Three off the Tee

    Chapter 8) How to Relax When You Are Hitting Five off the Tee!!

    Chapter 9) When to Suggest Major Swing Corrections to Your Opponent


    The book also includes some GOLF TERMINOLOGY

    � A Paris Hilton - an expensive hole

    � A Diego Maradona - a nasty 5 footer

    � A Salman Rushdie - an impossible read

    � A Rock Hudson - thought it was straight, but it wasn't

    � A Cuban - needs one more revolution

    � An Elton John - a big bender that lips the rim

    � An Adolf Hitler - two shots in the bunker

    � A Yasser Arafat - ugly and in the sand

    � A Kate Moss - bit thin

    � A Gerry Adams - playing a Provisional

    � A Rodney King - over clubbed

    � An O. J. Simpson - got away with it

    � A Princess Grace - should have taken a driver

    � A Princess Di - shouldn't have taken a driver

    � A Ladyboy - looks like an easy hole but all is not what it seems

    � A Tiger Woods - to play a round

    � A Condom - safe but didn't feel real good

    � A Sister-in-law – you’re up there but you know you shouldn't be

    I have copies in stock but I anticipate a rush so be quick and ensure you don't miss out!

    Please pass this information to anyone who you feel may benefit from my expertise.


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