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Cat hunter required

  • 07-06-2013 01:00PM
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    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,192 ✭✭✭


    My dog has been attacked by a local tomcat a few times and while I was hoping there would be some humane way of dealing with the situation it looks like I'm going to have to go one to one with the mangey funker. Does anyone do this professionally? I pay good money.
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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,049 ✭✭✭discus


    Super soaker, filled with bleach.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,041 ✭✭✭Seachmall


    pharmaton wrote: »
    My dog has been attacked by a local tomcat

    Tomcat?

    Where the fuck do you live? Baghdad?


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,671 ✭✭✭BraziliaNZ


    Your dog sounds like a little fag


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,041 ✭✭✭who the fug


    Get a proper size dog


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,129 ✭✭✭PucaMama


    where are you? contact your nearest spca/animal shelter


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,192 ✭✭✭pharmaton


    BraziliaNZ wrote: »
    Your dog sounds like a little fag
    she's small and furry and possibly a bit gay


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,177 ✭✭✭✭Captain Chaos


    PucaMama wrote: »
    where are you? contact your nearest spca/animal shelter

    Cats roam for miles, particularly toms, could well be someones pet.


    Dog sounds like a wimp tbh.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,192 ✭✭✭pharmaton


    PucaMama wrote: »
    where are you? contact your nearest spca/animal shelter

    I've contacted them before but the local dog warden is allegedly involved with the cover up of the theft of dogs for breeding purposes and doesn't actually do very much. I don't really have much faith in the authorities.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,041 ✭✭✭Seachmall


    pharmaton wrote: »
    she's small and furry and possibly a bit gay

    I always wondered what happened to David Norris.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,518 ✭✭✭stefan idiot jones


    C'mon, we all know how to make a cat go 'woof'.









    Petrol.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 374 ✭✭theholyghost


    There's only one pussy in your garden and it don't say "miaow".


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,192 ✭✭✭pharmaton


    Cats roam for miles, particularly toms, could well be someones pet.


    Dog sounds like a wimp tbh.
    she's a six pound animal and while I would like nothing more than to see her wreck the cat she was very nearly blinded by it recently, the chances are the cat will do her more injury if it's not stopped soon.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,129 ✭✭✭PucaMama


    pharmaton wrote: »
    I've contacted them before but the local dog warden is allegedly involved with the cover up of the theft of dogs for breeding purposes and doesn't actually do very much. I don't really have much faith in the authorities.

    you dont need a dog warden you need one of the spca's traps for cats. then hand him into a shelter.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,905 ✭✭✭Noxin




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,376 ✭✭✭Anyone


    I recon you would get more interest if you renamed the thread "Pussy Hunter required".


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,192 ✭✭✭pharmaton


    PucaMama wrote: »
    you dont need a dog warden you need one of the spca's traps for cats. then hand him into a shelter.
    thanks, will look into it


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 380 ✭✭BGozIE


    Keep the dog inside for awhile. Only let her out when supervised if shes that delicate.

    In the meantime, stalk the cat until your left in a final showdown situation, a fight to the death, I imagine it might be something like this



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    Where I come from a cat hunter is someone who's rubbish at shooting rabbits.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 205 ✭✭Meritocracy Wins


    There used to be a mink hunter hanging around here.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 980 ✭✭✭Freddy Smelly


    pharmaton wrote: »
    My dog has been attacked by a local tomcat a few times and while I was hoping there would be some humane way of dealing with the situation it looks like I'm going to have to go one to one with the mangey funker. Does anyone do this professionally? I pay good money.

    your dog is a wuss toughen it up :P


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,147 ✭✭✭PizzamanIRL


    Does your dog realise he's a dog?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,459 ✭✭✭Chucken


    discus wrote: »
    Super soaker, filled with bleach.
    C'mon, we all know how to make a cat go 'woof'.











    Petrol.

    Well aren't ye the brave boys! :mad:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,468 ✭✭✭✭OldNotWIse


    call cats aid. they are in donnybrook I think. they'll come out and trap him for you free. you dont need to resort to "hunting" cats in this day and age, especially if there is a chance he is someone's pet? :/

    Helpline: (01) 6683529


    Our Helpline provides a voice mail facility for leaving messages. This is not manned but is checked several times daily. All enquiries about adopting or fostering cats should be directed to the Helpline, where our Homing and Foster coordinator will pick them up directly and respond.
    We cannot return your call without a phone number so when phoning please repeat your phone number clearly


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,192 ✭✭✭pharmaton


    your dog is a wuss toughen it up :P
    my dog is like my family and possibly the only thing on this planet that I love, she is small and defenseless and while I understand the humour in AH it's actually been a traumatic to see her get hurt by another animal. She's anything but a wuss, she just happens to be less than half the size of the cat and doesn't stand a fair chance against it so it's up to me to do something about the fraken cat. Thanks for your help folks.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,359 ✭✭✭✭kneemos


    your dog is a wuss toughen it up :P

    The little guy is obviously taking on the big bad kitty,he's got guts and guts are all that matters.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,359 ✭✭✭✭kneemos


    pharmaton wrote: »
    my dog is like my family and possibly the only thing on this planet that I love, she is small and defenseless and while I understand the humour in AH it's actually been a traumatic to see her get hurt by another animal. She's anything but a wuss, she just happens to be less than half the size of the cat and doesn't stand a fair chance against it so it's up to me to do something about the fraken cat. Thanks for your help folks.

    Most dogs will come out the worst in a cat fight if it's any consolation op.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,468 ✭✭✭✭OldNotWIse


    pharmaton wrote: »
    my dog is like my family and possibly the only thing on this planet that I love, she is small and defenseless and while I understand the humour in AH it's actually been a traumatic to see her get hurt by another animal. She's anything but a wuss, she just happens to be less than half the size of the cat and doesn't stand a fair chance against it so it's up to me to do something about the fraken cat. Thanks for your help folks.

    the cat is not a million miles away from small and defenceless either if you start paying people to hunt it. At least give it a chance by handing it into a shelter. You wont have to pay anything, the cat will not be inhumanely killed with bleach, petrol etc and your dog can sleep soundly knowing it will not be attacked by a giant mogga in the small hours. win win win.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,925 ✭✭✭✭anncoates


    pharmaton wrote: »
    My dog has been attacked by a local tomcat a few times

    Your dog needs an emergency daily supplement of Man The Fuck Up.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 205 ✭✭Meritocracy Wins


    Y'all know me. Know how I earn a livin'. I'll catch this cat for you, but it ain't gonna be easy. Bad cat. Not like going down the park chasin' frogs and newts. This cat, swallow you whole. Little shakin', little tenderizin', an' down you go. And we gotta do it quick, that'll bring back peace of mind. . But it's not gonna be pleasant. I value my neck a lot more than three thousand bucks, OP. I'll find him for three, but I'll catch him, and kill him, for ten. But you've gotta make up your mind. If you want your dog to stay alive, then ante up. If you want to play it cheap, have your dog suffer. I don't want no volunteers, I don't want no mates, there's not too many cat hunters on this island. €10,000 for me by myself. For that you get the head, the tail, the whole damn thing.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,711 ✭✭✭keano_afc




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