Should I cut the grass

6541

Drinking all day yesterday, asleep by 8, awake at 6 am. Should I go out and wake the neighbours and cut the grass at this ungodly hour?

IM0

get the fuck *points* :mad:

Of course you should. Just make sure you have the music turned up so you can hear it over the mower.

DonkeyStyle \o/

Not unless you want me to mow mine at 4am. I might live adjacent to you, I might not, but the question you've got to ask yourself is "Do I feel lucky?"

Czarcasm

Down on your knees with a clippers!

That's the way I'd to go the other day, stupid electric mower and I'd no extension reel.

I cut it way too close to the ground though and now the lawn has gone from one extreme to the other- all overgrown and grass six inches high, to scalped, burnt and scotchy... except where I used the damn clippers! :mad:

cee_jay

No grass cutting, by anyone, ever!
They cut the grass outside work yesterday. I can't breathe since.
Bloody hay fever

IM0

cee_jay wrote: »

No grass cutting, by anyone, ever!
They cut the grass outside work yesterday. I can't breathe since.
Bloody hay fever

oh have yo not seen the latest gadget for people with hayfever? it works amazingly well too.

www.ifscmedicaljournal.com/heath/products/hayfever

Archeron

Consider the neighbours and buy a goat.

Then put bells on his feet.

The Backwards Man

My nearest neighbour is halfmile away. I'm cutting mine wearing a cycling helmet and a feather duster, and nothing else.

bacon n eggs

My nearest neighbour is halfmile away. I'm cutting mine wearing a cycling helmet and a feather duster, and nothing else.

That was you, I did wonder.

A0

Have a pint instead.

Banjo String

Whenever my lawn gets a bit unruly, I usually pour a litre bottle of Poteen over it.

Few hours later, it's usually already half-cut.

anncoates

I have an black widow catapult in my house for neighbours like you.

If you fall to the ground mid-mow with a searing pain in your ass, you'll know what happened.

CardBordWindow

I wish my grass was EMO. Then it might cut itself!

fryup

here's a solution OP....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KbfiG-oOUTs

SEPT 23 1989

No grass cutting before 11am

Kichote

Remove the exhaust from the lawnmower just to make sure they hear it