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Should I cut the grass

  • 07-06-2013 5:20am
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,970 ✭✭✭


    Drinking all day yesterday, asleep by 8, awake at 6 am. Should I go out and wake the neighbours and cut the grass at this ungodly hour?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,390 ✭✭✭IM0


    get the fuck *points* :mad:


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    Of course you should. Just make sure you have the music turned up so you can hear it over the mower.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,145 ✭✭✭DonkeyStyle \o/


    Not unless you want me to mow mine at 4am. I might live adjacent to you, I might not, but the question you've got to ask yourself is "Do I feel lucky?"


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,076 ✭✭✭✭Czarcasm


    Down on your knees with a clippers! :D

    That's the way I'd to go the other day, stupid electric mower and I'd no extension reel.

    I cut it way too close to the ground though and now the lawn has gone from one extreme to the other- all overgrown and grass six inches high, to scalped, burnt and scotchy... except where I used the damn clippers! :mad:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,920 ✭✭✭cee_jay


    No grass cutting, by anyone, ever!
    They cut the grass outside work yesterday. I can't breathe since.
    Bloody hay fever :(


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,390 ✭✭✭IM0


    cee_jay wrote: »
    No grass cutting, by anyone, ever!
    They cut the grass outside work yesterday. I can't breathe since.
    Bloody hay fever :(

    oh have yo not seen the latest gadget for people with hayfever? it works amazingly well too.

    www.ifscmedicaljournal.com/heath/products/hayfever


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,417 ✭✭✭Archeron


    Consider the neighbours and buy a goat.

    Then put bells on his feet.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    My nearest neighbour is halfmile away. I'm cutting mine wearing a cycling helmet and a feather duster, and nothing else.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 423 ✭✭bacon n eggs


    My nearest neighbour is halfmile away. I'm cutting mine wearing a cycling helmet and a feather duster, and nothing else.

    That was you, I did wonder.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 666 ✭✭✭A0


    Have a pint instead.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,380 ✭✭✭✭Banjo String


    Whenever my lawn gets a bit unruly, I usually pour a litre bottle of Poteen over it.

    Few hours later, it's usually already half-cut.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,925 ✭✭✭✭anncoates


    I have an black widow catapult in my house for neighbours like you.

    If you fall to the ground mid-mow with a searing pain in your ass, you'll know what happened.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,199 ✭✭✭CardBordWindow


    I wish my grass was EMO. Then it might cut itself!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,067 ✭✭✭✭fryup




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43,028 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    No grass cutting before 11am


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 305 ✭✭Kichote


    Remove the exhaust from the lawnmower just to make sure they hear it


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