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  • 06-06-2013 11:09pm
    #1
    Timmyctc
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,825 ✭✭✭


    Have sex with a goat and nobody ever find out, or not have sex with a goat and everyone you meet thinks you had sex with a goat.

    You can choose the sex of the goat if you so wish.

    Sex the goat or no? 15 votes

    I'd sex the goat and my reputation remain intact.
    0% 0 votes
    I would rather the vitriol for something I didn't do.
    100% 15 votes


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    Birroc
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,070 ✭✭✭Birroc


    You're going to need a poll.

    What would the goat prefer?


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    Mint Sauce
    Registered Users Posts: 29,293 ✭✭✭✭Mint Sauce


    You first OP.


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    [Deleted User]
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    something something kids


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    #5
    Festy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,425 ✭✭✭Festy


    Neither.


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    major bill
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,421 ✭✭✭major bill


    Id never cheat on my Sheep


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    #7
    Hownowcow
    Closed Accounts Posts: 341 ✭✭Hownowcow


    Do you own a goat?


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    donvito99
    Registered Users Posts: 5,818 ✭✭✭donvito99


    oh baby...

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rfwu_TG3K7M


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    Timmyctc
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    I'd rather take the goat out for a meal, wine it it and dine first. I'm no cheap floozy.


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    genericguy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,831 ✭✭✭genericguy


    Is this one of those scenarios where you're being accused if something which isn't true, but you're thinking you might as well do it anyway?


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    karl tyrrell
    Registered Users Posts: 240 ✭✭karl tyrrell


    have sex with your nanny and tell everyone


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    Mint Sauce
    Registered Users Posts: 29,293 ✭✭✭✭Mint Sauce


    Timmyctc wrote: »
    I'd rather take the goat out for a meal, wine it it and dine first. I'm no cheap floozy.

    Yeah but would you shag it afterwards?


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    Itwasntme.
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,754 ✭✭✭Itwasntme.


    The latter. What does a goat's penis look like? Is it as disgusting as a dog's? Why am I asking? It doesn't matter what it looks like - I am not having sex with an animal. Wait, does it have to be penetrative sex? OP, did you have sex with a goat?


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    darragh16
    Registered Users Posts: 882 ✭✭✭darragh16


    Timmyctc wrote: »
    Have sex with a goat and nobody ever find out, or not have sex with a goat and everyone you meet thinks you had sex with a goat.

    You can choose the sex of the goat if you so wish.


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=37OWL7AzvHo


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    Toby Take a Bow
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    Timmyctc wrote: »
    You can choose the sex of the goat if you so wish.

    Yeah, because the sex of the goat is the problem here.


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    Timmyctc
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,825 ✭✭✭Timmyctc


    Toby Take a Bow wrote: »
    Yeah, because the sex of the goat is the problem here.



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    Kichote
    Registered Users Posts: 305 ✭✭Kichote


    Realisitically you are probably better off getting the goat sex out of the way.

    Interviews are tough enough without people thinking you're a goat shagger.

    Now if I was auld and retired I wouldnt give a fook if people thought i was a goat shagger or not


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    Timmyctc
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,825 ✭✭✭Timmyctc


    At the end of the day, theres a 70% chance you're going to shag a goat/be shagged by a goat at some stage in your life so...

    @ItWasntMe as a special case for you, you can preform fellatio on the goat instead.


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    Itwasntme.
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,754 ✭✭✭Itwasntme.


    Timmyctc wrote: »
    At the end of the day, theres a 70% chance you're going to shag a goat/be shagged by a goat at some stage in your life so...

    @ItWasntMe as a special case for you, you can preform fellatio on the goat instead.

    I puked a little in my mouth.


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    The Backwards Man
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    Guernsey goats are actually quite cute.


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    #21
    Talib Fiasco
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    I'll take the latter. As much as I respect and admire Garrincha, that's just nasty. Plus I couldn't give a f*ck what people think. Who the hell would believe that you f*cked a goat without any solid proof. Word vs word will never be sufficient enough to defame you.


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    kowloon
    Registered Users Posts: 13,407 ✭✭✭✭kowloon


    Is anyone else putting more thought into this question than they would for serious issues? (for the person, it's already pretty serious for the goat)


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    darragh16
    Registered Users Posts: 882 ✭✭✭darragh16


    The Backwards Man wrote: »
    Guernsey goats are actually quite cute.

    But would ye shag one?


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    vicwatson
    Registered Users Posts: 28,403 ✭✭✭✭vicwatson


    Do you mean this goat (smoking after sex)?



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    #25
    The Backwards Man
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    darragh16 wrote: »
    But would ye shag one?
    They already are shaggy.


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    #26
    bgrizzley
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,641 ✭✭✭bgrizzley


    Where's the Atari Goatuar option?


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    andy125
    Registered Users Posts: 1,588 ✭✭✭andy125


    if the goat is ugly are we allowed put a paper bag over its head?


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    Timmyctc
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,825 ✭✭✭Timmyctc


    andy125 wrote: »
    if the goat is ugly are we allowed put a paper bag over its head?

    Intense eye contact must be maintained at all times.


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    andy125
    Registered Users Posts: 1,588 ✭✭✭andy125


    Timmyctc wrote: »
    Intense eye contact must be maintained at all times.

    So we are talking missionary position then, im swaying towards not doing the goat now


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    The Backwards Man
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    Timmyctc wrote: »
    Intense eye contact must be maintained at all times.
    Goats have a 330 degree range of vision so you could take it from behind and still maintain eye contact.

    Just saying like. . .


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    Itwasntme.
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,754 ✭✭✭Itwasntme.


    This thread filled me with equal parts of fascination and disgust. Now I can't stop thinking about a friggin' goat maintaining creepy eye contact with me from the back of it's head while we are riding!! And I don't even want to know how such a position would be possible since I don't own a penis. I could think about it but I won't.


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