Are you a male teenager.

JD DABA

Are you wearing grey tracksuit bottoms?
And also red converse trainers?
And maybe have a tight haircut back and sides with the top combed to one side in a weird walnut whip style.

If so..... why why why in the name of god.

Have your kind replaced the hipster?
What is this new trend called?

How can you be killed quickly.

(i want to push you all off a high building i really do)

The Backwards Man

If I answer yes to all your questions does that make me a liar?

Festy

Chavs turned Hipster

New name for them * CHASTER *

PS go look up the definition of that.

GreenWolfe

Festy wrote: »

Chavs turned Hipster

New name for them * CHASTER *

It doesn't roll off the tongue, imho.

How about Chavster?

EDIT: Damn you!!!

inmyday

JD DABA wrote: »

Are you wearing grey tracksuit bottoms?

And do they have their hand down the front of their bottoms? holding their tiny peckers?

Seachmall

JD DABA wrote: »

Are you wearing grey tracksuit bottoms?

Are you talking about fatman pants?

If you haven't experienced fatman pants you are seriously missing out.

It's like having your legs hugged by puppies while your balls hang freely!

Clandestine

JD DABA wrote: »

Are you wearing grey tracksuit bottoms?
And also red converse trainers?
And maybe have a tight haircut back and sides with the top combed to one side in a weird walnut whip style.

No
No
and no

cml387

Look at that long hair.
Is that a man or a woman?
That's not music,it's noise.
In my day people dressed respectably.
You'll go deaf wearing those Dr Dre things.
What kind of a doctor is Dr. Dre anyway?
Get a job.

kneemos

Is it the member of a boyband look?

JD DABA

Festy wrote: »

Chavs turned Hipster

New name for them * CHASTER *

PS go look up the definition of that.

I guess that could mean I've been .... chastised.
Puts on sunglasses*





*see I know about the yoofs meme's. Im not old, Im hip, im home with the downies.

cml387

JD DABA wrote: »

*see I know about the yoofs meme's. Im not old, Im hip, im home with the downies.

Up with the downies, shurely (Ed)

frozenfrozen

I'm a male teenager,
naked,
clogs,
bald

you were going so good there for a second but you lost it all

Meritocracy Wins

Is the OP sneakily searching for teenage boys and this thread is a smokescreen?

Festy

Bloody priests.

JD DABA

Meritocracy Wins wrote: »

Is the OP sneakily searching for teenage boys and this thread is a smokescreen?

Dont be scared. I just want a chat, hop in.

Peregrine

JD DABA wrote: »

Are you wearing grey tracksuit bottoms?
And also red converse trainers?
And maybe have a tight haircut back and sides with the top combed to one side in a weird walnut whip style.

No
Yes
No

And yes to the thread title

Meritocracy Wins

JD DABA wrote: »

Dont be scared. I just want a chat, hop in.

No thanks Mister.

FizzleSticks

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--Kaiser--

Seachmall wrote: »

Are you talking about fatman pants?

If you haven't experienced fatman pants you are seriously missing out.

It's like having your legs hugged by puppies while your balls hang freely!

Comfy as all hell

sasta le

Have noticed this too,the irish skangers/chavs going for a Geordie score mixed with hipster fashion

JD DABA

Seachmall wrote: »

Are you talking about fatman pants?

If you haven't experienced fatman pants you are seriously missing out.

It's like having your legs hugged by puppies while your balls hang freely!

Sounds good, buuuut.....:( I got the long balls.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zfaY9ewvpzk

Talib Fiasco

Yes I'm a male teenager.
I'm wearing fatmans if that's what you're on about.
No I refuse to wear converse. I'm wearing grey gazelle's.
No, spiked all day.

And stop hating. Each to their own. Focus on your own image and behaviour and so will everyone else. You're not going to change someone just because you think your viewpoint is better. It makes you look very weak and needy tbh by complaining...

du Maurier

TheComeUp wrote: »

Yes I'm a male teenager.
I'm wearing fatmans if that's what you're on about.
No I refuse to wear converse. I'm wearing grey gazelle's.
No, spiked all day.

And stop hating. Each to their own. Focus on your own image and behaviour and so will everyone else. You're not going to change someone just because you think your viewpoint is better. It makes you look very weak and needy tbh by complaining...

The OP is a bootcuts and GAA jersey man of course, designed to hate all that isn't that.

NuckingFacker

JD DABA wrote: »

Are you wearing grey tracksuit bottoms?
And also red converse trainers?
And maybe have a tight haircut back and sides with the top combed to one side in a weird walnut whip style.

If so..... why why why in the name of god.

Have your kind replaced the hipster?
What is this new trend called?

How can you be killed quickly.

(i want to push you all off a high building i really do)

I can sadly confirm that the virus started in our house - my sixteen year old to be specific. When he first started exhibiting symptoms, all his mates called him a fag for dressing like that - next thing you know, I see first one, then another, then dozens sporting the look. I apologise on his behalf. A small, small bit of me is also proud.

BTW, he has latched onto the '80's Casuals look now - Pringle sweaters, fred perry polos, Farah slacks and Diadora trainers. Expect to see that comeback everywhere next.

Prodigious

TheComeUp wrote: »

And stop hating. Each to their own. Focus on your own image and behaviour and so will everyone else..

Yes. Not each to the new, pathetic, celebrity trend set by a bunch of metrosexual idiots with minus talent. A hell of a lot of people our age are clones, and it's cringeworthy to watch.

kneemos

Prodigious wrote: »

Yes. Not each to the new, pathetic, celebrity trend set by a bunch of metrosexual idiots with minus talent. A hell of a lot of people our age are clones, and it's cringeworthy to watch.

Teenagers have always followed one trend or another.

JD DABA

kneemos wrote: »

Teenagers have always followed one trend or another.

That doesn't mean they shouldn't be beaten with walking sticks for their crime.

(grey walking sticks with red tips for the irony)

sasta le

Makes it harder to spot the scummers on nights out now you have to look twice

ToddyDoody

It'd be great fun to dress male teenagers... In as non-homosexual a way as possible... One gets dressed in women's clothes for the fun of it

Fox_In_Socks

NuckingFacker wrote: »

I can sadly confirm that the virus started in our house - my sixteen year old to be specific. When he first started exhibiting symptoms, all his mates called him a fag for dressing like that - next thing you know, I see first one, then another, then dozens sporting the look. I apologise on his behalf. A small, small bit of me is also proud.

BTW, he has latched onto the '80's Casuals look now - Pringle sweaters, fred perry polos, Farah slacks and Diadora trainers. Expect to see that comeback everywhere next.

I don't recognise one of these. Pringle sweaters-they obviously aren't from the fancy tayto crowd?

looking_around

I only hate those who wear pajamas outside, with the socks over them. >.<'

NuckingFacker

Fox_In_Socks wrote: »

I don't recognise one of these. Pringle sweaters-they obviously aren't from the fancy tayto crowd?

so probably just me who's mates were 1980s football hooligans so.. if it's any help, "Casual" was pretty much the look for the equivalent 1980's teenager - much like the Chavsters of today, only more stylish, well, IMO. If you didn't have a Pringle, a Lyle and Scott would do. And Lacoste made your Polo t-shirt if Fred Perry didn't. The Diadoras were non-negotiable though and Farah was where it was at. Basically, taking old-lads golf clothes and ruffing the look up. Fighting was a part of the look, the Chelsea smilers and inter-city crews were casuals. Plenty of lads got turned over for their Diadoras as they were very expensive - at one stage if you bought them instead of took them off someone, you were a bit of a cissy.

garv123

Fatman pants are the greatest things ever to wear. I dont own any other tracksuit bottoms anymore.

Feels great taking off the jeans after work and putting on a pair.

Miss Lockhart

What are "fatman pants"? Google implies they're just generic tracksuit bottoms so I'm none the wiser. Is it a brand? Tbh, I'd find this trend of using stupid names for ordinary items far more pathetic than teens following the fashion.

Seachmall

Miss Lockhart wrote: »

What are "fatman pants"? Google implies they're just generic tracksuit bottoms so I'm none the wiser. Is it a brand? Tbh, I'd find this trend of using stupid names for ordinary items far more pathetic than teens following the fashion.

Fat man pants are cotton elasticated pants, which doesn't roll off the tongue quite well hence "fat man pants". They're made by the usual sports clothing manufacturers.

They're normally grey and normally worn by college students, athletes or anyone else who appreciates the importance of comfort after a long day of doing whatever.

The internet tells me they may be known as "fleece pants" (not sure if they're the exact same).

Fox_In_Socks

Seachmall wrote: »

Fat man pants are cotton elasticated pants, which doesn't roll off the tongue quite well hence "fat man pants". They're made by the usual sports clothing manufacturers.

They're normally grey and normally worn by college students, athletes or anyone else who appreciates the importance of comfort after a long day of doing whatever.

The internet tells me they may be known as "fleece pants" (not sure if they're the exact same).

But what are they, really?

And why is the sky blue?

Seachmall

Fox_In_Socks wrote: »

But what are they, really?

They're soft, free-flowing leg huggers sent by the Lord Jesus Christ himself.

And why is the sky blue?

It's sick because it doesn't have fat man pants to keeps it's legs warm.

Also, it doesn't have any legs.

Aspiring

Lads was it just me or was every scumbag wearing those life jacket type jackets without the sleeves this year. I dunno how to describe them but ya no what I mean they look like ya pump them up with a bike pump all puffy.

Fox_In_Socks

Seachmall wrote: »

They're soft, free-flowing leg huggers sent by the Lord Jesus Christ himself.

Praise be! And in a parley that ev'n simple folk like me can ken.:pac: I thankee!

It's sick because it doesn't have fat man pants to keeps it's legs warm.

Also, it doesn't have any legs.

That damn sky's gonna catch a mischief when ole Georgie comes a knockin', mark it so!

Fox_In_Socks

Aspiring wrote: »

Lads was it just me or was every scumbag wearing those life jacket type jackets without the sleeves this year. I dunno how to describe them but ya no what I mean they look like ya pump them up with a bike pump all puffy.

You're so jealous because you don't drive a DeLorean

http://www.banalleakage.com/images/marty-mcfly.png

Aspiring

Fox_In_Socks wrote: »

You're so jealous because you don't drive a DeLorean

http://www.banalleakage.com/images/marty-mcfly.png

THAT'S THEM MOTHER****ER the exact ones. People be looking ridiculous in these jackets. It was snowing and a lad had this on but no sleeves. Just bare arms. Why, just why?

Gordon Gecko

Grey trackies? Don't hipsters wear tight jeans?

Aspiring

Gordon Gecko wrote: »

Grey trackies? Don't hipsters wear tight jeans?

You're thinking of gay hipsters.

Seachmall

Gordon Gecko wrote: »

Grey trackies? Don't hipsters wear tight jeans?

I think they wear chinos.


Fashion is so hard to follow these days. Can't we all just grow mullets and wear leather jackets again?

Gordon Gecko

Aspiring wrote: »

You're thinking of gay hipsters.

Are you trying to infer that there are straight hipsters?

Aspiring

Gordon Gecko wrote: »

Are you trying to infer that there are straight hipsters?

Some are in the denial stage, it's a lengthy process for some.

TheYardStick

Yes, I am a male teenager
No, I'm wearing my dark blue skinny jeans
No, I have my DC's on at the moment
I have hair that's about halfway between the bottom of my ears and my shoulders.

So, no I'm not one of these creatures you're describing. I'm worse.

Aspiring

TheYardStick wrote: »

Yes, I am a male teenager
No, I'm wearing my dark blue skinny jeans
No, I have my DC's on at the moment
I have hair that's about halfway between the bottom of my ears and my shoulders.

So, no I'm not one of these creatures you're describing. I'm worse.

Why skinny jeans, just why?

TheYardStick

Aspiring wrote: »

Why skinny jeans, just why?

I was apprehensive at first too, but I said I'd give them a go just to see what'd happen. Picked up a young wan the first night I wore them, and haven't taken them off since

garv123

Aspiring wrote: »

Why skinny jeans, just why?

I went into pennies when I flew into dublin for the weekend to get a cheap pair of jeans for a night out and out of the huge selection or pants in there id say it must have been 60% chinos, 20% skinny jeans 10% straighcut and about 5% bootcut and the rest other mixes.

Bring back bootcut!!!

Aspiring

garv123 wrote: »

I went into pennies when I flew into dublin for the weekend to get a cheap pair of jeans for a night out and out of the huge selection or pants in there id say it must have been 60% chinos, 20% skinny jeans 10% straighcut and about 5% bootcut and the rest other mixes.

Bring back bootcut!!!

Don't see as much chinos floating around anymore. Mustn't be scumbag fashion anymore haha.