How long can you hold your breath for.

JD DABA

How long can you hold your breath for.

(Because of the dangerous nature of this thread auto erotic asphyxiation is advised)


Me - about a minute.

MadYaker

I was forced to hold mine for over a minute once, buy the time I made it to the surface Id swallowed so much water I couldn't breath properly and was choking for ages. Not nice.

Wacker The Attacker

JD DABA wrote: »

How long can you hold your breath for.

(Because of the dangerous nature of this thread auto erotic asphyxiation is advised)


Me - about a minute.

As long as it takes to blow my beans

The Backwards Man

How long is it since there has been a good thread in AH?

I've been holding mine that long.

frozenfrozen

Just held mine for 1:16 and then got discouraged by the fact that my heart started beating differently so stopped. shall try again in a moment



edit: just tried it again got 1.40.3 now im going to lie down on the couch and recover

seven_eleven

Just tried there. 1 minute and 5 seconds. I reckon I could have got to 1 min 10 seconds but I stopped because I could genuinely feel my face beginning to numb.

I need to get a life

JD DABA

seven_eleven wrote: »

Just tried there. 1 minute and 5 seconds. I reckon I could have got to 1 min 10 seconds but I stopped because I could genuinely feel my face beginning to numb.

I need to get a life

But what could be more life fulfilling than satisfying my morbid curiosity.

Son Of A Vidic

The Backwards Man wrote: »

How long is it since there has been a good thread in AH?

Says the three month veteran.

cursai

Held it too long R.I.P

mattjack

frozenfrozen wrote: »

Just held mine for 1:16 and then got discouraged by the fact that my heart started beating differently so stopped. shall try again in a moment



edit: just tried it again got 1.40.3 now im going to lie down on the couch and recover

Hello , hello ? can you hear me there , I'm just checking your wallet .. nothing to concerned about.

Wilberto

The "Elite" make up 50%. Eh........??

JackieChan

1m 32s...Going great for first 1m 15s, then I had a huge urge to breath....bloody body survival instincts

1m 44s on a second attempt

The Pheasant

**** yes got 2 minutes 4 seconds - it helps if you breath really deeply in and out clearing all the air from your lungs a few times...must expand your lung capacity or something. I also found it helps if you exhale a tiny bit every ten seconds or so past a minute

El Guapo!

1:21
Could've done a little bit longer but I laughed.

JackieChan

El Guapo! wrote: »

1:21
Could've done a little bit longer but I laughed.

I blame your avatar

mattjack

The Pheasant wrote: »

**** yes got 2 minutes 4 seconds - it helps if you breath really deeply in and out clearing all the air from your lungs a few times...must expand your lung capacity or something. I also found it helps if you exhale a tiny bit every ten seconds or so past a minute

If you super glue your face to a mirror , you should be able to see your breath condensing on it , it might give you the inclination to go that further mile in your endeavours .

davetherave

135 seconds on the first go. Got 147 seconds on the second time around.

seven_eleven

Yeah....seriously. This thread is a health hazard.

frozenfrozen wrote: »

my heart started beating differently r

Do you realise, just how bad that is for your body.....................

mattjack

seven_eleven wrote: »

Yeah....seriously. This thread is a health hazard.

Boards Darwinism.
We don't need none of your contaminated cannabis round here.

The Backwards Man

Corvus Maximus wrote: »

Says the three month veteran.

I've been around for a long long year, stole many a man's soul and faith.

Mariasofia

If Im bang on 60secs do I press the satisfaction one or the frog man one?:)

JD DABA

Mariasofia wrote: »

If Im bang on 60secs do I press the satisfaction one or the frog man one?:)

Ill have to consult with Michael Douglas.

chakotha

I haven't tried in ages but breathing full capacity deep breaths for a couple of minutes first I could do 3-4 minutes.

If your swimming underwater though your body is working and would need oxygen much sooner. I could never do more than a minute in the water. Lol we used to jump into a deep calm tidal pool and hold onto a rock and time it

Wibbs

about a minute and a half.

Mariasofia

JD DABA wrote: »

Ill have to consult with Michael Douglas.

Did Michael get back to you yet? My finger is sore from lingering over the button.

SV

Nearly 2 minutes nowadays, around the 1:52 mark before it starts getting very uncomfortable.

It used to be a hobby of mine when I was younger to try holding my breath..I don't know why, I don't remember much of my childhood..I think I'm repressing memories..


time to call the psychiatrist.

JD DABA

Mariasofia wrote: »

Did Michael get back to you yet? My finger is sore from lingering over the button.

Yeah called him up, couldn't hear a word he was saying.

something like ...moat eat mushy... or something.

Prodigious

1min 38 sec :cool:

mattjack

SV wrote: »

Nearly 2 minutes nowadays, around the 1:52 mark before it starts getting very uncomfortable.

It used to be a hobby of mine when I was younger to try holding my breath..I don't know why, I don't remember much of my childhood..I think I'm repressing memories..


time to call the psychiatrist.

We used have a competition to see who could hold their breath the longest during evening supervised study in school .

Many's an evening were passed this way , until one night one halfwit passed out at his desk at the 2 minute mark.

The clunk as his head hit the desk startled the teacher who thought the muppet was seriously ill.Eventually when he recovered his parents kicked the bollix out of him asked him nicely and found out what happened the whole lot of us involved got detention for being stupid .

Mariasofia

JD DABA wrote: »

Yeah called him up, couldn't hear a word he was saying.

something like ...moat eat mushy... or something.

Ok thanks. Ill just go for the satisfaction one so and if theres any discrepancy in the poll results we can ask Michael to call it

Denis322

About a minute and a half myself

Jev/N

Try exhaling completely beforehand, then time yourself

bop1977

10 minutes.



(90's Gaming nerds name the game this quote comes from)

chakotha

1:07 just. Practice rusty methinks!

SV

Jev/N wrote: »

Try exhaling completely beforehand, then time yourself

23 seconds and my chest felt like it was about to cave in, horrible.

EoghanIRL

1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8 fstthhsvnrfszvd

Pherekydes

Used to be able for 3 mins plus, but can't manage 2 anymore.

enda1

Just tried, got over 2 minutes on the first go.
I'm sure I could get to 3 if I take a few gos.

WoollyRedHat

I have gills... so yeah. GULP

KERSPLAT!

About 1.25 the first time and 1.40 the second, not so bad

akura

40 seconds:(

Wilberto

^^ Your signature says it all!!!

Andrewf20

1:59.19. Argh!

Lurching

1:29.178
Think a second attempt is in order.

jamaamaj

longer than this...naM sdrawkcaB ehT...twat