Gentlemen- Would you accept a once off payment of €50,000

Timmyctc

But you lose the ability to pee standing up... forever.

SV

No.

pragmatic1

Yep.

I've already lost that ability.

where's me money?

Wilberto

Possibly

No question - OF COURSE!!!!!! :eek:

Sofiztikated

Honestly? Yes.

AH Answer. Yes. Yore Ma.

Maximus Alexander

Yep.

Sofiztikated

Sofiztikated wrote: »

Honestly? Yes.

AH Answer. Yes. Yore Ma.

Duuuuuude

You know that yore ma is banned yeh? I don't mean your mother is banned, I mean the phrase "yore ma" is banned, it's in the goddamn charter like! you're lucky I'm drunk and can't find the yellow card button.

So lucky.

LizT

Deleted User wrote: »

Duuuuuude

You know that yore ma is banned yeh? I don't mean your mother is banned, I mean the phrase "yore ma" is banned, it's in the goddamn charter like! you're lucky I'm drunk and can't find the yellow card button.

So lucky.

Unlucky that I'm not and found the yellow card button before you posted this

Hownowcow

Deleted User wrote: »

I've already lost that ability.

where's me money?

Sir, you are no gentleman.

LizT

LizT wrote: »

Unlucky that I'm not and found the yellow card button before you posted this

OMG - you are SUCH a meany.

Sofiztikated

Deleted User wrote: »

Duuuuuude

You know that yore ma is banned yeh? I don't mean your mother is banned, I mean the phrase "yore ma" is banned, it's in the goddamn charter like! you're lucky I'm drunk and can't find the yellow card button.

So lucky.

Is it? Ok, duely noted.

Also reported for using it twice.

:cool:

LizT

Deleted User wrote: »

OMG - you are SUCH a meany.

Banned for personal abuse

My mammy says I'm lovely

LizT

LizT wrote: »

Banned for personal abuse

My mammy says I'm lovely

Yore ma is a liar

Raphael

I hate it when Mommy and Mommy fight =(

Sofiztikated

LizT wrote: »

Unlucky that I'm not and found the yellow card button before you posted this

If them's the rules, them's the rules.

*Stands around whistling, and watching. Waiting. Waiting patiently.*

LizT

Raphael wrote: »

I hate it when Mommy and Mommy fight =(

Well if Mommy would stop drinking, we wouldn't be having this problem.

Sofiztikated

LizT wrote: »

Well if Mommy would stop drinking, we wouldn't be having this problem.

:eek:

Burn. (Is that still ok to use?)

Maybe mommy eile should loosen up and have a vodka

Timmyctc

OMG We're so off topic guys. I need to know your thoughts. This guy is offering me 50k but he's going to cripple me if I take it.

LizT

Deleted User wrote: »

Maybe mommy eile should loosen up and have a vodka

SOMEONE HAS TO TAKE SOME RESPONSIBILITY AROUND HERE!! :mad:

Super-Rush

My mammy is a saint.

hatrickpatrick

Not a chance. The idea of actually having to sit on any nightclub toilet ever is just... eurrrrrrrrgh.

Sofiztikated

Timmyctc wrote: »

OMG We're so off topic guys. I need to know your thoughts. This guy is offering me 50k but he's going to cripple me if I take it.

Is it roshambo?

the_syco

Deleted User wrote: »

You know that yore ma is banned yeh?

Ain't that a bit harsh? I'm sure their mother is a fine upstanding citizen :P

=-=

Hell no, the the question. I enjoy being able to pee anywhere :P

Yes boss.

So. 50k anyone?

Sofiztikated

hatrickpatrick wrote: »

Not a chance. The idea of actually having to sit on any nightclub toilet ever is just... eurrrrrrrrgh.

There is always the option to hover/squat.

LizT wrote: »

SOMEONE HAS TO TAKE SOME RESPONSIBILITY AROUND HERE!! :mad:

Responsibility is overrated.

Here, have a pint of buckfast. It makes you look cool in the eyes of yore m....peers.

Agent Smith

But wouldn't accepting the 50k Curtail your ability to Blast Your enemies with Urine?!?!?!

LizT

Sofiztikated wrote: »

There is always the option to hover/squat.



Responsibility is overrated.

Here, have a pint of buckfast. It makes you look cool in the eyes of yore m....peers.

Buckfast? I'll have you know I have a bit more class than that...


Sneaking a naggin into the pub is more my style :cool:

nocoverart

I POO half standing up so that wouldn't bother me. I'm in! (or on the toilet seat)

WilyCoyote

Timmyctc wrote: »

But you lose the ability to pee standing up... forever.

Just one or two details to tidy up:

a) You haven't articulated if you retain your tackle, and
b) Whether this offer stands way down the line, like when you're 75? Handy bit of back up for the nursing home fees.

If I can hold on to my tackle? Yes. Gimme the Wonga.

Timmyctc

WilyCoyote wrote: »

Just one or two details to tidy up:

a) You haven't articulated if you retain your tackle, and
b) Whether this offer stands way down the line, like when you're 75? Handy bit of back up for the nursing home fees.

If I can hold on to my tackle? Yes. Gimme the Wonga.

Everything is the same but if you need to pee you gotta sit. Offer is take it or leave it today.

Sofiztikated

Timmyctc wrote: »

Everything is the same but if you need to pee you gotta sit. Offer is take it or leave it today.

Forward me the €50k. This doesn't bother me in the slightest.

WilyCoyote

Timmyctc wrote: »

Everything is the same but if you need to pee you gotta sit. Offer is take it or leave it today.

Go for it. Take the dosh. Please, can I be your agent?

Karl Stein

Standing up and sprinkling your piss everywhere is not a sign of manliness.

It's a sign of being a fucking cretin.

WilyCoyote

Easy up there old boy. One could get blasted here quite easily. Though less from a seated aspect

Irish Guitarist

Could I use a P-Mate?

starling

Irish Guitarist wrote: »

Could I use a P-Mate?

Like so many AH threads, this one is way funnier than I thought it was going to be...

Amazon's "New & Used" heading is inappropriately humorous again.

First thing on today's to do list: copy that yoke. I will be folding and scoring until I have achieved standing pissage. (Though I have read there's a trick to manipulating the ladybits to achieve the same goal)

OP when you say sit, are you ruling out hovering? What about squatting in the case of peeing outdoors, that's ok right?

Galwayguy35

Judging by the amount of piss that does be on the ground around the toilets in public jacks it might not be such a bad idea if some lads lost the ability to pee standing up

corktina

Timmyctc wrote: »

Everything is the same but if you need to pee you gotta sit. Offer is take it or leave it today.

take the money...how's he going to know the Angle of the Dangle? (or is he going to watch?)

Gummy Panda

[Deleted User] wrote: »

I've already lost that ability.

where's me money?

Don't lie! I've seen the full Monty and I believe you can with effort

Freddy Smelly

Deleted User wrote: »

I've already lost that ability.

where's me money?

do you refer yourself as a gentleman as posted in the title of this thread?

Mr. CooL ICE

Agent Smith wrote: »

But wouldn't accepting the 50k Curtail your ability to Blast Your enemies with Urine?!?!?!

If I got 50k, I'd buy stilts. Sorted.

i pee sitting down

Timmyctc

Cathal Cloch wrote: »

Standing up and sprinkling your piss everywhere is not a sign of manliness.

It's a sign of being a fucking cretin.

Ah hey-or now your accuracy is up to you, I for one can pee blindfolded into a beer bottle at twenty paces without spilling a drop.

starling wrote: »

Like so many AH threads, this one is way funnier than I thought it was going to be...

Amazon's "New & Used" heading is inappropriately humorous again.

First thing on today's to do list: copy that yoke. I will be folding and scoring until I have achieved standing pissage. (Though I have read there's a trick to manipulating the ladybits to achieve the same goal)

OP when you say sit, are you ruling out hovering? What about squatting in the case of peeing outdoors, that's ok right?

No your posterior has to be anchored everytime you pee. The 50k comes from a really troubled individual who will monitor your peeing habits remotely

PizzamanIRL

I sit down when I go because I was sick of cleaning up piss off the seat/floor/walls.

So yeah I'll take that 50k for carrying on the way I piss already.

Sierra 117

Agent Smith wrote: »

But wouldn't accepting the 50k Curtail your ability to Blast Your enemies with Urine?!?!?!

You're not thinking fourth dimensionally!

seven_eleven

Ahh, I bet oul whoopsie is feeling that shame you get from posting online when drunk right about now. Nothing worse than it!
also, yes I would! I pee sitting down 50% of the time anyway because I'm too fuppin lazy to stand. + nobody likes piss on the toilet seat/floor/everywhere

seven_eleven

seven_eleven wrote: »

Ahh, I bet oul whoopsie is feeling that shame you get from posting online when drunk right about now. Nothing worse than it!
also, yes I would! I pee sitting down 50% of the time anyway because I'm too fuppin lazy to stand. + nobody likes piss on the toilet seat/floor/everywhere

I have no shame :cool:

Grayson

LizT wrote: »

Unlucky that I'm not and found the yellow card button before you posted this

I posted that phrase two weeks ago. I've checked the post every day and still no yellow card. And don't send an ecard. they're cheap and don't count.