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Gentlemen- Would you accept a once off payment of €50,000

  • 03-06-2013 02:19AM
    #1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,825 ✭✭✭


    But you lose the ability to pee standing up... forever.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,533 ✭✭✭SV


    No.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,573 ✭✭✭pragmatic1


    Yep.


  • Posts: 53,068 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    I've already lost that ability.

    where's me money?


  • Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 8,583 Mod ✭✭✭✭Wilberto


    Possibly


  • Posts: 3,773 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    No question - OF COURSE!!!!!! :eek:


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,995 ✭✭✭Sofiztikated


    Honestly? Yes.

    AH Answer. Yes. Yore Ma.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,080 ✭✭✭✭Maximus Alexander


    Yep.


  • Posts: 53,068 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Honestly? Yes.

    AH Answer. Yes. Yore Ma.


    Duuuuuude

    You know that yore ma is banned yeh? I don't mean your mother is banned, I mean the phrase "yore ma" is banned, it's in the goddamn charter like! you're lucky I'm drunk and can't find the yellow card button.

    So lucky.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,089 ✭✭✭✭LizT


    Duuuuuude

    You know that yore ma is banned yeh? I don't mean your mother is banned, I mean the phrase "yore ma" is banned, it's in the goddamn charter like! you're lucky I'm drunk and can't find the yellow card button.

    So lucky.

    Unlucky that I'm not and found the yellow card button before you posted this :/


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 341 ✭✭Hownowcow


    I've already lost that ability.

    where's me money?

    Sir, you are no gentleman.


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  • Posts: 53,068 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    LizT wrote: »
    Unlucky that I'm not and found the yellow card button before you posted this :/

    OMG - you are SUCH a meany.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,995 ✭✭✭Sofiztikated


    Duuuuuude

    You know that yore ma is banned yeh? I don't mean your mother is banned, I mean the phrase "yore ma" is banned, it's in the goddamn charter like! you're lucky I'm drunk and can't find the yellow card button.

    So lucky.

    Is it? Ok, duely noted.

    Also reported for using it twice.

    :cool:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,089 ✭✭✭✭LizT


    OMG - you are SUCH a meany.

    Banned for personal abuse

    My mammy says I'm lovely :(


  • Posts: 53,068 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    LizT wrote: »
    Banned for personal abuse

    My mammy says I'm lovely :(

    Yore ma is a liar


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,880 ✭✭✭Raphael


    I hate it when Mommy and Mommy fight =(


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,995 ✭✭✭Sofiztikated


    LizT wrote: »
    Unlucky that I'm not and found the yellow card button before you posted this :/

    If them's the rules, them's the rules.

    *Stands around whistling, and watching. Waiting. Waiting patiently.*


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,089 ✭✭✭✭LizT


    Raphael wrote: »
    I hate it when Mommy and Mommy fight =(

    Well if Mommy would stop drinking, we wouldn't be having this problem.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,995 ✭✭✭Sofiztikated


    LizT wrote: »
    Well if Mommy would stop drinking, we wouldn't be having this problem.

    :eek:

    Burn. (Is that still ok to use?)


  • Posts: 53,068 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Maybe mommy eile should loosen up and have a vodka


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,825 ✭✭✭Timmyctc


    OMG We're so off topic guys. I need to know your thoughts. This guy is offering me 50k but he's going to cripple me if I take it.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,089 ✭✭✭✭LizT


    Maybe mommy eile should loosen up and have a vodka

    SOMEONE HAS TO TAKE SOME RESPONSIBILITY AROUND HERE!! :mad:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,473 ✭✭✭✭Super-Rush


    My mammy is a saint.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,798 ✭✭✭✭hatrickpatrick


    Not a chance. The idea of actually having to sit on any nightclub toilet ever is just... eurrrrrrrrgh.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,995 ✭✭✭Sofiztikated


    Timmyctc wrote: »
    OMG We're so off topic guys. I need to know your thoughts. This guy is offering me 50k but he's going to cripple me if I take it.

    Is it roshambo?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 37,308 ✭✭✭✭the_syco


    You know that yore ma is banned yeh?
    Ain't that a bit harsh? I'm sure their mother is a fine upstanding citizen :P

    =-=

    Hell no, the the question. I enjoy being able to pee anywhere :P


  • Posts: 53,068 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Yes boss.

    So. 50k anyone?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,995 ✭✭✭Sofiztikated


    Not a chance. The idea of actually having to sit on any nightclub toilet ever is just... eurrrrrrrrgh.

    There is always the option to hover/squat.
    LizT wrote: »
    SOMEONE HAS TO TAKE SOME RESPONSIBILITY AROUND HERE!! :mad:

    Responsibility is overrated.

    Here, have a pint of buckfast. It makes you look cool in the eyes of yore m....peers.


  • Moderators, Regional East Moderators Posts: 21,504 Mod ✭✭✭✭Agent Smith


    But wouldn't accepting the 50k Curtail your ability to Blast Your enemies with Urine?!?!?!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,089 ✭✭✭✭LizT


    There is always the option to hover/squat.



    Responsibility is overrated.

    Here, have a pint of buckfast. It makes you look cool in the eyes of yore m....peers.

    Buckfast? I'll have you know I have a bit more class than that...


    Sneaking a naggin into the pub is more my style :cool:


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,354 ✭✭✭nocoverart


    I POO half standing up so that wouldn't bother me. I'm in! (or on the toilet seat)


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