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Did I make the right decision?

  • 31-05-2013 9:16pm
    #1
    becost
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 328 ✭✭


    I had a dream last night in which I was standing at a bus stop. There were two black girls there as well. One chubby one with big babalons and a big booty and another slimmer one. The chubby one was very aggressive and wanted me to come back to her gaff for a threesome and the other one wanted me to come with her for some one on one sex. I decided to go with the slim one and just then a chauffeur driven limousine pulled up and the chubby black girl got in it and sped off. Turns out her father was a multimillionaire. So me and the slim black girl walked off and had sex in a field. Then i woke up. I've been wondering all afternoon if I made the right choice...


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  • #2
    helimachoptor
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators Posts: 21,693 Mod ✭✭✭✭helimachoptor


    Did you soil your bed?


  • #3
    Dartz
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,405 ✭✭✭Dartz


    No, you should've stayed asleep


  • #4
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    Yes, I think waking up was the right choice.


  • #5
    MIN2511
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,398 ✭✭✭MIN2511


    becost wrote: »
    I had a dream last night in which I was standing at a bus stop. There were two black girls there as well. One chubby one with big babalons and a big booty and another slimmer one. The chubby one was very aggressive and wanted me to come back to her gaff for a threesome and the other one wanted me to come with her for some one on one sex. I decided to go with the slim one and just then a chauffeur driven limousine pulled up and the chubby black girl got in it and sped off. Turns out her father was a multimillionaire. So me and the slim black girl walked off and had sex in a field. Then i woke up. I've been wondering all afternoon if I made the right choice...
    You gotta be kidding right?


  • #6
    Peregrine
    Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 26,403 Mod ✭✭✭✭Peregrine


    AH has gone to the dogs these days..


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  • #7
    Son Of A Vidic
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32,370 ✭✭✭✭Son Of A Vidic


    becost wrote: »
    Did I make the right decision?

    In starting this thread?........Fúck no.


  • #8
    PizzamanIRL
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,147 ✭✭✭PizzamanIRL


    Well I know one thing. You made the wrong choice creating this thread.


  • #9
    Tim the Enchanter
    Closed Accounts Posts: 309 ✭✭Tim the Enchanter


    The Backwards Man wrote: »
    Yes, I think **** up was the right choice.

    FYP


  • #10
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    I dreamt last night that I wet the bed. I woke up in a pool of sweat.


  • #11
    orestes
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,972 ✭✭✭orestes


    "Wait till I tell you about the dream I had last night!"

    Ah feck :mad:


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  • #12
    Ulysses Gaze
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,570 ✭✭✭Ulysses Gaze


    Nimrod 7 wrote: »
    AH has gone to the dogs these days..

    Yes, the quality of troll has diminished significantly.

    They aren't even putting any effort in any more.


  • #13
    qaswww
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16 ✭qaswww


    oedipus complex

    a child's desire to sexually possess the parent of the opposite sex (e.g. males attracted to their mothers, whereas females are attracted to their fathers)


  • #14
    foxinsox
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,080 ✭✭✭foxinsox


    "big babalons" ?????????

    eh..

    You aint ever gonna get any!

    :D


  • #15
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    qaswww wrote: »
    oedipus complex

    a child's desire to sexually possess the parent of the opposite sex (e.g. males attracted to their mothers, whereas females are attracted to their fathers)
    What's that got to do with the price of melons?


  • #16
    mattjack
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,389 ✭✭✭mattjack


    School holidays here again ?


  • #17
    efb
    Closed Accounts Posts: 35,514 ✭✭✭✭efb


    you didnt make a decision- it was a dream


  • #18
    Chucken
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,459 ✭✭✭Chucken


    mattjack wrote: »
    School holidays here again ?

    You know, I said that today :(
    3 months of hormonal young fellas on the way to After Hours en masse!


  • #19
    Peregrine
    Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 26,403 Mod ✭✭✭✭Peregrine


    qaswww wrote: »
    oedipus complex

    a child's desire to sexually possess the parent of the opposite sex (e.g. males attracted to their mothers, whereas females are attracted to their fathers)

    So what's the relationship between the OP and Freud and Jung's theories?


  • #20
    zonEEE
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,554 ✭✭✭zonEEE


    efb wrote: »
    you didnt make a decision- it was a dream

    and what is a dream? How do you know dreams aren't reality and reality as we know it a dream?


  • #21
    efb
    Closed Accounts Posts: 35,514 ✭✭✭✭efb


    zonEEE wrote: »
    and what is a dream? How do you know dreams aren't reality and reality as we know it a dream?

    cos im not high


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  • #22
    BillyMitchel
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,324 ✭✭✭BillyMitchel


    Why do we wake up when something good is about to happen in dreams?

    OP was this your first wet dream? Best change the sheets before your old dear sees all your stains you dirty focker.


  • #23
    kjl
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,127 ✭✭✭kjl


    It's the age old question really, do I pick the slim imaginary black girl or the fat imaginary black girl with an imaginary wealthy father.


  • #24
    Clandestine
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,466 ✭✭✭Clandestine


    It doesn't matter man, it was only a dream.


  • #25
    Capt'n Midnight
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 93,583 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    foxinsox wrote: »
    "big babalons" ?????????
    apparently it's a brace of inflammable Teutonic rigid aerostatic dirigibles


  • #26
    Karl Stein
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,689 ✭✭✭Karl Stein


    Too funny. Superb stuff.


  • #27
    Meritocracy Wins
    Closed Accounts Posts: 205 ✭✭Meritocracy Wins


    I had the same dream, took the other choice though, it finished with me running away from her big black boyfriend. I think I might be still running.

    Lesson: always ask about the third person.


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