Aj Miller Thinks He is Jesus (New Australian Cult)

oh boy , another money making scam its very sad , it was just on sky news now

could clearly see that his followers arent right in the head , giving up everything to follow him

http://www.illawarramercury.com.au/story/1471642/just-call-me-jesus-inside-an-australian-cult/

doesnt ask for money only wants peace and love , yet rolling in the doh and selling dvds

Mr Benevolent

I wonder how we'd know if Jesus really did return.

Mr Benevolent

Mr Benevolent wrote: »

I wonder how we'd know if Jesus really did return.

well i doubt hed be selling dvds

Meritocracy Wins

Mr Benevolent wrote: »

I wonder how we'd know if Jesus really did return.

It would be all over the the news. Fox would orgasm, Al Jareeza would probably close.

Korvanica

Mr Benevolent wrote: »

I wonder how we'd know if Jesus really did return.

There would be a Bible 2. and a movie

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MkZ4Ui8izKk

WumBuster

heard about this guy before. A complete narcissist.

--Kaiser--

Mr Benevolent wrote: »

I wonder how we'd know if Jesus really did return.

We probably have to figure out if he was there in the first place

Supraman

did he register here yet ? jesus boards a/c should make interesting reading !

Korvanica

--Kaiser-- wrote: »

We probably have to figure out if he was there in the first place

Heh ... this will be good.....

Wattle

'You know who I pray to? Joe Pesci. Joe Pesci. Two reasons; first of all, I think he's a good actor. Ok. To me, that counts. Second; he looks like a guy who can get things done. Joe Pesci doesn't **** around. Doesn't **** around. In fact, Joe Pesci came through on a couple of things that god was having trouble with. For years I asked god to do something about my noisy neighbor with the barking dog. Joe Pesci straightened that cock-sucker out with one visit'.

barone

AJ = aaaaagh jaysusss //

seem legit

:P

bacon n eggs

well i doubt hed be selling dvds

What do you think then, carpenter, fisherman perhaps?

Korvanica

bacon n eggs wrote: »

What do you think then, carpenter, fisherman perhaps?

Con Artist is my bet

Hes the spitting image of David Koresh ( Branch Dividians, Waco Tx)

kneemos

Mary ain't half bad looking.

brianblaze

Mr Benevolent wrote: »

I wonder how we'd know if Jesus really did return.

Jesus was David Koresh with a better agent....

lahalane

Mr Benevolent wrote: »

I wonder how we'd know if Jesus really did return.

Would it be another Immaculate Conception? If so, I suggest the new Virgin Mary should go on Jeremy Kyle. Best episode ever.

kneemos

Now that I think of it he's claiming yer won is Mary but she looks the same age or younger than him,how does that work?

JD DABA

Miller - the king of men/beers

1ZRed

This probably how it all came about in the first place. Some lad realised he could trick a bunch of gullible eejits for his own benefit so he went with it.

God loves a trier! :pac:

Hootanany

WumBuster wrote: »

heard about this guy before. A complete narcissist.

Does he fall asleep alot then.

Knasher

Don't worry he is on the list of people who think they are Jesus.

What would be great is if we could get all of the Jesuses (Jesuii ??) together in a Big Brother type house, and see what happens. The one who convinces the largest amount of his fellow Jesuses, that he is the real Jesus, wins.

It would either be completely hilarious or a complete bloodbath, in which case the one that rises from the dead after 3 days becomes the de-facto winner. Either way though entertaining television.

endacl

Knasher wrote: »

Don't worry he is on the list of people who think they are Jesus.

What would be great is if we could get all of the Jesuses (Jesuii ??) together in a Big Brother type house, and see what happens. The one who convinces the largest amount of his fellow Jesuses, that he is the real Jesus, wins.

It would either be completely hilarious or a complete bloodbath, in which case the one that rises from the dead after 3 days becomes the de-facto winner. Either way though entertaining television.

They're all wrong. I'm Jesus. I used to be Spartacus.

SB2013

Boards already had a resident Jesus. He spent a lot of time in conspiracy theories and legal discussion. Referred to himself as JC and was from Navan. Wrote a few manuscripts as well. If he wasn't so crazy his knowledge of religion would be very impressive.

The Backwards Man

What was the film where Harvey Keitel went to Australia to deprogram a cult member and ended up riding her?

PopePalpatine

SB2013 wrote: »

Boards already had a resident Jesus. He spent a lot of time in conspiracy theories and legal discussion. Referred to himself as JC and was from Navan. Wrote a few manuscripts as well. If he wasn't wilfully ignorant as fcuk his knowledge of religion would be very impressive.

Fixed your post. Reading a J C post is as painful as shítting a brick.

Wattle

The Backwards Man wrote: »

What was the film where Harvey Keitel went to Australia to deprogram a cult member and ended up riding her?

Holy Smoke. A really crappy film but on the plus side lots of Kate Winslet in the nip.

ollaetta

kneemos wrote: »

Now that I think of it he's claiming yer won is Mary but she looks the same age or younger than him,how does that work?

Not Mary his mother apparently, she's Mary Magdalene the reformed "lady of pleasure".

Mardy Bum

This fella is clearly insane. Jesus is currently living in Siberia.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W2Cv5hZfOmk

Fox_In_Socks

Meritocracy Wins wrote: »

It would be all over the the news. Fox would orgasm, Al Jareeza would probably close.

Excuse me! That is libelous!:mad:

Only in the presence of vixens!