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The two scariest words!

  • 26-05-2013 6:08pm
    #1
    AskMyChocolate
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,312 ✭✭✭


    I'll see your "insufficient funds" and I'll raise you to "pending transactions":o

    So AHers anything more frightening?

    Choco


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  • #2
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    Period late


  • #3
    RiseToMe
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,276 ✭✭✭RiseToMe


    "Wooden" and "spoon"


  • #4
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    'I do'


  • #5
    foxinsox
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,080 ✭✭✭foxinsox


    Is itinyet?


  • #6
    qo2cj1dsne8y4k
    Closed Accounts Posts: 23,646 ✭✭✭✭qo2cj1dsne8y4k


    "Moist" and "succulent"


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  • #7
    Clandestine
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,466 ✭✭✭Clandestine


    "Its cancer"


  • #8
    shruikan2553
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,113 ✭✭✭shruikan2553


    Strawberry Milkshake wrote: »
    Period late

    And later we get:

    "I'm Pregnant"


  • #9
    .jacksparrow.
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,428 ✭✭✭.jacksparrow.


    Try again.


  • #10
    smcgiff
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,943 ✭✭✭smcgiff


    A novel by...

    Dan Brown


  • #11
    WinnyThePoo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,417 ✭✭✭WinnyThePoo


    No Honey!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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  • #12
    Banjo String
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,380 ✭✭✭✭Banjo String


    Wrong hole


  • #13
    Conmaicne Mara
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,543 ✭✭✭Conmaicne Mara


    Revenue Commissioners.


  • #14
    charlemont
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,725 ✭✭✭charlemont


    Gardaí, Boys !!!


  • #15
    smcgiff
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,943 ✭✭✭smcgiff


    SamHall wrote: »
    Wrong hole

    Meh :)


  • #16
    Dave0301
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,583 ✭✭✭Dave0301


    Anytime a girl responds with, "it's fine."

    It is really an acronym for: frustrated, insecure, neurotic and emotional.


  • #17
    Music4life
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 238 ✭✭Music4life


    More Guns!


  • #18
    bradlente
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,911 ✭✭✭bradlente


    "With you!?"


  • #19
    Legs.Eleven
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,987 ✭✭✭Legs.Eleven


    Shoe poo. :(


  • #20
    harney
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,215 ✭✭✭harney


    Dad's home :eek:


  • #21
    oldyouth
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,754 ✭✭✭oldyouth


    That It?


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  • #22
    Weevil
    Closed Accounts Posts: 358 ✭✭Weevil


    as gaeilge....


  • #23
    cml387
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,644 ✭✭✭cml387


    No milk


  • #24
    Infini
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,573 ✭✭✭Infini


    Pool's Closed :P


  • #25
    Senecio
    Closed Accounts Posts: 971 ✭✭✭Senecio


    Not again


  • #26
    Gosub
    Closed Accounts Posts: 874 ✭✭✭Gosub


    Fuck off


  • #27
    the purple tin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,943 ✭✭✭✭the purple tin


    Your fired.


  • #28
    0066ad
    Closed Accounts Posts: 314 ✭✭0066ad


    Uh Oh


  • #29
    Mariasofia
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,887 ✭✭✭Mariasofia


    Whoops sorry !


  • #30
    0ph0rce0
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,026 ✭✭✭0ph0rce0


    Very Small :(


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  • #31
    Specialun
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,068 ✭✭✭Specialun


    Stopped serving


  • #32
    frag420
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,161 ✭✭✭frag420


    Bend over!!


  • #33
    razorgil
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,880 ✭✭✭razorgil


    no guinness


  • #34
    nocoverart
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,354 ✭✭✭nocoverart


    You're fired!


  • #35
    DazMarz
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,493 ✭✭✭DazMarz


    FREEZE, SCUMBAG!

    Bleedin' scatter!!!

    Testicular cancer


  • #36
    Mr.Prodston
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,305 ✭✭✭✭Mr.Prodston


    Ah here


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  • #37
    Zen65
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,630 ✭✭✭Zen65


    Let's see:

    "I'm 15" (When you've asked "how old are you, then?" just a little too late into the evening)

    "Marry me" (strikes fear into a certain type of person)

    "HIV Positive"

    "It tore" (Post coitus)

    "Marty Whelan" (Anytime)

    "Two weeks" (in response to "How long have I got, Doc?")

    "Feis Ceoil" (apologies to lovers of such events, but I've had to bring kids to enough of these never to want to hear those words again)

    "Leaving Certificate" (for people of a certain age!!)

    "General Election" (for people who enjoy rational discourse, the onset of this is pretty frightening)

    "Fianna Fáil", or "Fine Gael", or "Sinn Fein" (as your predisposition determines)

    "Boy Band" (((((shudder))))

    "I'm home" (for victims of domestic abuse; apologies for not being funny)

    "Terminal cancer"

    "Religious ceremony"

    "Scientology workshop"

    "Fair City"

    OK, I'm over-thinking this!


    Z


  • #38
    DaithiMa
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 536 ✭✭✭DaithiMa


    Thinly Veiled.


  • #39
    BASHIR
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 553 ✭✭✭BASHIR


    Not tonight


  • #40
    corktina
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,733 ✭✭✭✭corktina


    "Boo!"
    and
    "surprise!!!"


  • #41
    bradlente
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,911 ✭✭✭bradlente


    Zen65 wrote: »
    Let's see:

    "I'm 15" (When you've asked "how old are you, then?" just a little too late into the evening)

    "Marry me" (strikes fear into a certain type of person)

    "HIV Positive"

    "It tore" (Post coitus)

    "Marty Whelan" (Anytime)

    "Two weeks" (in response to "How long have I got, Doc?")

    "Feis Ceoil" (apologies to lovers of such events, but I've had to bring kids to enough of these never to want to hear those words again)

    "Leaving Certificate" (for people of a certain age!!)

    "General Election" (for people who enjoy rational discourse, the onset of this is pretty frightening)

    "Fianna Fáil", or "Fine Gael", or "Sinn Fein" (as your predisposition determines)

    "Boy Band" (((((shudder))))

    "I'm home" (for victims of domestic abuse; apologies for not being funny)

    "Terminal cancer"

    "Religious ceremony"

    "Scientology workshop"

    "Fair City"

    OK, I'm over-thinking this!


    Z

    Trying excessively:pac:


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  • #42
    666irishguy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 469 ✭✭666irishguy


    I want


  • #43
    up for anything
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,779 ✭✭✭up for anything


    Marry me?

    I do.


  • #44
    Pumpkinseeds
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,635 ✭✭✭Pumpkinseeds


    Electricity bill.

    Blocked toilet.

    Intruder downstairs.


  • #45
    FionnK86
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,214 ✭✭✭FionnK86


    Breathalyser tesr


  • #46
    ITS_A_BADGER
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,232 ✭✭✭ITS_A_BADGER


    under arrest


  • #47
    1ZRed
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,293 ✭✭✭1ZRed


    SamHall wrote: »
    Wrong hole
    Nonsense! Every hole's a goal sure! :pac:


  • #48
    eamonnq
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,012 ✭✭✭eamonnq


    Extralarge Bikini


  • #49
    mattjack
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,389 ✭✭✭mattjack


    We needabiggerboat


  • #50
    antodeco
    Registered Users, Subscribers, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,631 ✭✭✭✭antodeco


    Vindaloo leakage


  • #51
    ITS_A_BADGER
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,232 ✭✭✭ITS_A_BADGER


    antodeco wrote: »
    Vindaloo leakage

    No toiletpaper :eek:


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