When do you think you will be too old..

Mariasofia

...for bedroom gymnastics? I would like to think I will have an active love life for many years but like when are you so old that its wrong? Would like to think 70s not predictable enough to say 69 !

smcgiff

when you do get to 69 I think you'll think differently.

The Backwards Man

When I'm not able to climb up on the wardrobe any more.

nacho libre

perhaps when your 88, you might feel that 88 is the new 70

S.R.

I will be old when I won't be able to have a fun.

Sound of Silence

I'll still be stiff in my coffin, so never.

Sauve

Whenever it becomes more effort than it's worth

donvito99

When you start making strange groaning noises for everything.

*opens fridge* ahhhgghhhee

mlumley

Well, I'm 62, and I'd still Sh*g the crack of Dawn.

The Backwards Man

mlumley wrote: »

Well, I'm 62, and I'd still Sh*g the crack of Dawn.

Dawn's a lucky girl.

Citycap

When you don't get excited about the Esther Rantzen role play any more

spankysue

When squirting becomes a puff of dust....

Mariasofia

mlumley wrote: »

Well, I'm 62, and I'd still Sh*g the crack of Dawn.

Isn't Dawn a lucky girl:)
Well I said I thought 70s so get enough Dawn for the last 10!!

The Backwards Man

spankysue wrote: »

When squirting becomes a puff of dust....

*thinks of fluffy bunnies and teddy bears to rid myself of the mental image:mad:*

Wattle

Well every erection is a minor miracle so I guess I'm almost there already.

Clandestine

When I'm dead. I don't want something like my old age to hold me back from what i want to achieve later in life.

jaffacakesyum

I know I'll be old myself as well, but I can't see myself being sexually attracted to a 70 year old even when I'm 70 myself. Like...do you just get accustomed to your other half being all old and wrinkly :pac:

Obliq

jaffacakesyum wrote: »

I know I'll be old myself as well, but I can't see myself being sexually attracted to a 70 year old even when I'm 70 myself. Like...do you just get accustomed to your other half being all old and wrinkly :pac:

Yes! And what's more, the older and wrinklier I get, the more unattractive 20/30 somethings become :eek:

genuine leather

When.... the end of your tie doesnt come near the top of your pants
....the names in your little black book are mostly doctors
....when the candles cost more than your cake
....you and your teeth dont sleep together
....you get the same sensation from a rocking chair that you used to get from a roller coaster
....you can live without sex but not your glasses
....you have a party and the neighbours dont even realise
....your back goes out more than you do
....your ears are hairier than your head
....you re asleep, but others worry that you re dead
....you cant tell the difference between a heart attack and an orgasm
....you sink your teeth into a steak, and they stay there
....work is a lot less fun, and fun is a lot more work
....the glint in your eye is the sun hitting your bifocals
....you start having dry dreams and wet farts

ollaetta

genuine leather wrote: »

When.... the end of your tie doesnt come near the top of your pants
....the names in your little black book are mostly doctors
....when the candles cost more than your cake
....you and your teeth dont sleep together
....you get the same sensation from a rocking chair that you used to get from a roller coaster
....you can live without sex but not your glasses
....you have a party and the neighbours dont even realise
....your back goes out more than you do
....your ears are hairier than your head
....you re asleep, but others worry that you re dead
....you cant tell the difference between a heart attack and an orgasm
....you sink your teeth into a steak, and they stay there
....work is a lot less fun, and fun is a lot more work
....the glint in your eye is the sun hitting your bifocals
....you start having dry dreams and wet farts

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