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If you could add one piece of technology to your genitals, what would it be?

26-05-2013 5:49am

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I think I'd add a mini dual aircon machine out of the top of my willy.. Keep everything cool down there in Summer and warm in Winter.

Any other ideas?

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#2 26-05-2013 5:51am

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Laser pointer.

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#3 26-05-2013 6:03am

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Deleted User wrote: »

I think I'd add a mini dual aircon machine out of the top of my willy.. Keep everything cool down there in Summer and warm in Winter.

Any other ideas?

A fapping machine... Why would you even need to ask?

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#4 26-05-2013 6:07am

Richard Hillman

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A touch screen phone

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#5 26-05-2013 6:36am

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Something to keep it erect.

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#6 26-05-2013 6:36am

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<.<

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#7 26-05-2013 7:19am

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A dual chocolate/paracetamol dispenser to the tip...

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#8 26-05-2013 7:28am

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Make it erect when you say 'go go gadget knob'

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#9 26-05-2013 7:33am

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Fr_Dougal wrote: »

A dual chocolate/paracetamol dispenser to the tip...

You could cable tie a pez to it

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#10 26-05-2013 7:46am

rednik

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A web cam.

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#11 26-05-2013 7:48am

Rosy Posy

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For the ladies

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#12 26-05-2013 8:51am

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bluetooth.........."would you like to pair with....

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#13 26-05-2013 9:01am

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A 'Hands free' kit, save meself the trouble

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#14 26-05-2013 9:16am

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Automatic orgasm button.

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#15 26-05-2013 9:18am

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A vibrator.

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#16 26-05-2013 9:19am

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Permanently 100% effective contraception shield!!!

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#17 26-05-2013 9:36am

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Something that generates the light sabre sound.

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#18 26-05-2013 9:55am

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A doorbell!!

DingDong!!

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#19 26-05-2013 11:22am

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Wheels. Id put wheels on em make ye go real fast

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#20 26-05-2013 11:27am

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Facial recognition technology.

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#21 26-05-2013 11:30am

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Bottle opener.

Definitely.

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#22 26-05-2013 11:34am

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Porn actually. Put a screen on your balls so you can watch porn. Just constantly playing, u cant turn it off thats part of the deal

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#23 26-05-2013 12:13pm

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A biological equivalent of a ''Miracle Gro'' dispenser.

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#24 26-05-2013 12:19pm

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Katy Perry

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#25 26-05-2013 12:25pm

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sat nav

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#26 26-05-2013 12:29pm

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Teyla Emmagan wrote: »

Automatic orgasm button.

The orgasmatron 5000

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#27 26-05-2013 11:05pm

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Kind of related.. http://omg.wthax.org/6pYbmQ.png

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#28 26-05-2013 11:07pm

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Tractor pto. Apparently it'll wrap 15 feet of rope around it in 1 second.

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#29 26-05-2013 11:08pm

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MP3 player with a shuffle build in

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#30 26-05-2013 11:14pm

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Funniest thread title ever!

I'd probably add these:

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