ANOTHER REASON WHY WE WILL HAVE A PENSION CRISIS

marvin_spazz

ID TASTE THEM RAINBOWS TOO BUT WOULDNT CARE IF THEY SPIT IT!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F5luP09KWqA

SOME CLASSIC LYRICS HERE

A gentleman is so 1995, so hard for a girl to find
A real husband is so 1999, so hard for a girl to find (What)
Cause most guys just hit it and quit it
And then they wonder why most girls just spit it
A gentleman is so 1995, so hard for a girl to find

You're not a lady if you're always on your knees
Shouldn't have to beg a gentleman, so please be gentle, please
Oh, you're beautiful, oh, I hope you know
He over-compensates by buying you fancy cars
Just to cover up the fact that he stays out all night in bars
If you can't see, then maybe he's not meant to be

A gentleman is so 1995, so hard for a girl to find
A real husband is so 1999, so hard for a girl to find (What)
Cause most dudes just hit it and quit it
And then they wonder why most girls just spit it
A gentleman is so 1995, so hard for a girl to find

You had his baby, so you might got him for now
He already had the milk, so why would he go buy the cow?
Hop in, your chance is slim especially when I'm lying next to him

I wouldn't marry him, no, not if I were you
Cause if he's been cheating on me, then he'll probably cheat on you
Hop in, your chance is slim, especially when, he's lying next to them

A gentleman is so 1995, so hard for a girl to find
A real husband is so 1999, so hard for a girl to find, what
Cause most dudes just hit it and quit it
And then they wonder why most girls just spit it
A gentleman is so 1995, so hard for a girl to find

Don't get me long, I know that
Most girls ain't perfect angels
I'll let you taste my rainbow
You could at least be faithful

A gentleman, with a 9 to 5
A real husband so 1999
A gentleman, with a 9 to 5
A real husband so 1999

A gentleman is so 1995, so hard for a girl to find
A real husband is so 1999, so hard for a girl to find (What)
Cause most dudes just hit it and quit it
And then they wonder why most girls just spit it
A gentleman is so 1995, so hard for a girl to find

I need a Ryan Gosling, I need a Robert Pattinson
Somebody I can take to Mama, I need to find my Obama
I need a Jonas Brother and, how about a Denzel Washington?
I need a Kellen Lutz, and a Channing Tatum, throw 'em my way, I'll date 'em
I need a Drake, I need a Ludacris, I need a Wheezy, I don't care who he is
Heard 'em say I need a Kanye, he ain't a gentleman, but I'll have him anyway
George Clooney, Lamar Odom, Larry King, I like 'em older
All the gentleman from all around the world, holla at me, holla at me, let me be your girl

A gentleman, 9 to 5
A real husband 1999
A gentleman, 9 to 5
A real husband 1999

Go go 90s, go go 90s
Go go 90s, go go 90s
So 1999!
1999
99
So 1999

They have to be some of the ****tiest lyrics ever written.

Stereomaniac

Yeah, I'm pretty sure that's the only redeeming quality about this video. Store in the memory.

dodderangler

I read first 4 lines and gave up mate

Lenin Skynard

Ah here, 1995 wasn't exactly the age of chivalry. Men were sh1tbags eighteen years ago as much then as they are now. This thread makes me feel ancient.

marvin_spazz

dodderangler wrote: »

I read first 4 lines and gave up mate

watch the vid the ugly one looks the hottest.

your so 1995. when boy bands were still gayyyyyyyyy. not much changes :pac:

Stereomaniac

The lyrics went completely over my head.

Karl Stein

I hate this.

BillyMitchel

Possibly one of the worst things I've ever heard. Brits trying to be American looks ridiculous and the girl from the ****icks thinking she's from LA is pathetic.

The Backwards Man

That was terrible.
It was the worst thing I've ever heard.
Well, there was bits of I liked.
Yeah, I liked a lot of it.
It was great!
Bravo!
More! More!

DEFTLEFTHAND

Teachers earning 6 figures,??what's the cost of their pensions! That bracket used to be reserved to private enterprise, when I was leaving school we were told if you want to be well off you take a chance and go down the private route, if you want to be comfortable and secure for life join the public sector.

Is this thread about skittles?

The Backwards Man

[Deleted User] wrote: »

Is this thread about skittles?

Fruit pastilles I think.

I could write a song about skittles though.

The Backwards Man

The Backwards Man wrote: »

Fruit pastilles I think.

I could write a song about skittles though.

Gowan so.

Karl Stein

Everything was better back in the day - even the stuff that's much better now.

The Backwards Man

To the tune of 'Things We Used To Do' by Bobby Darin;

Every night I sit here eating sweeties,
Staring at the wrappers as you do,
Wondering why skittles start me laughing
While all around me people are so blue.

I'll be back with the chorus.

The Backwards Man

The Backwards Man wrote: »

To the tune of 'Things We Used To Do' by Bobby Darin;

Every night I sit here eating sweeties,
Staring at the wrappers as you do,
Wondering why skittles start me laughing
While all around me people are so blue.

I'll be back with the chorus.

Someday I'll wish upon a star
And wake up where the clouds are far
Behind me.
Where troubles melt like lemon drops
Away above the chimney tops
That's where you'll find me?

Whatcha think?

The Backwards Man

[Deleted User] wrote: »

Someday I'll wish upon a star
And wake up where the clouds are far
Behind me.
Where troubles melt like lemon drops
Away above the chimney tops
That's where you'll find me?

Whatcha think?

I think Bobby Darin is probably turning in his grave.