Can I drive after one tin of Heineken

brokenarms

I need some munchies . Big time. Some nice cold meats and maybe some cheese .

But I have just finished a full tin.

Would I be over? God dam it.

Its horrible being so responsible

LETHAL LADY

Broken arms and one tin of Heineken, I wouldn't risk it.

nocoverart

Go home, you're drunk

AlmightyCushion

You sound nervous. Better have another can or two before you leave to settle the nerves a bit.

Antar Bolaeisk

Drive over to your friendly, neighbourhood garda and ask them to check.

Clandestine

brokenarms wrote: »

I need some munchies

On anything else?

KeithM89

Its a can. Not a tin. :mad:

LizT

It's ok, if you get stopped by a garda, just tell him you're asthmatic

lycan238

Not the best place to be asking as a number of factors determine your blood alcohol level including but not limited to when last drink was taken, any food taken in last few hours. The best advice is not to risk it. would it not be better to order a take away and get it delivered.

JustAThought

brokenarms wrote: »

I need some munchies . Big time. Some nice cold meats and maybe some cheese .

But I have just finished a full tin.

Would I be over? God dam it.

Its horrible being so responsible

You WOULD . Don't risk it. Order a big pizza -pepperoni, extra ham, cheese, chili flakes -& a tub of Haagen dash.or a quattro fromaggi pizzicato with meat oa an extra -& some wedges/garlic dips.

Don't risk it. They're out breathalysing every weekend. And you are 50% over.

Criminal conviction etc.

GreeBo

brokenarms wrote: »

Can I drive after one tin of Heineken

You can and indeed should. Tins of Heineken should not be allowed to escape under any circumstances.
Hope you catch it OP.

shanered

Its a tin can

Just Like Heaven

Scylla wrote: »

Its a can. Not a tin. :mad:

Eh eh nothin wrong with a few tins.

If you have asthma you're grand

Cookie_Monster

Yes, you could also drive after 20 if you wanted. Its still not a good idea though.

KeithM89

fewtinsoffroth wrote: »

Eh eh nothin wrong with a few tins.

Tins are for beans, not for urine.

andy125

Quick, go to the toliet and stick your fingers down ur throat and should be grand

brokenarms

Dam it. I remember back in the day when my Da used to drive us home from mass Via the pub. Car full of kids. No one knew any better.

Tigger

how much do you weigh?

wazzer1

Just say your coming from the Dail, boxed off.

bonzos

If your stopped tell the garda your a GAA star....if you plan to drink drive alot you should invest in an O'Neill's football and have in beside you in the car if your stopped.

Mycroft H

Are you a new driver? You'll be subject to the 20mg limit and your definitely over then. Other than that you're on a 50mg limit and your still in a possibly over/not over area.

Best course of action. Wait 2 hours and then go home....

Mycroft H

Are you a new driver? You'll be subject to the 20mg limit and your definitely over then. Other than that you're on a 50mg limit and your still in a possibly over/not over area.

Best course of action. Wait 2 hours and then go home....

az2wp0sye65487

Just wait another 45 mins or so. You should be good to go then. (Don't have another drink while you're waiting!)

Overheal

By tin, you mean keg..

zenno

Uriah Sticky Jury wrote: »

Just wait another 45 mins or so. You should be good to go then. (Don't have another drink while you're waiting!)

Wise words from a wise man.

Seanafitz

rarnes1 wrote: »

If you have asthma you're grand

Explain that one ??

deandean

Yea you'll be grand.
Unless it was a big can of heineken with tbe tap on top. 5 litres. They're great gas.

LETHAL LADY

Seanafitz wrote: »

Explain that one ??

William Shatner joke

lycan238

Seanafitz wrote: »

Explain that one ??

if you have asthma it may impear your ability to take the breath test in these curcumstances the garda may ask you to provide a urine sample or a blood sample to verify that you were or were not over the limit*



* this applies if you were involved in an accident where a mandatory breath test is required

senordingdong

GreeBo wrote: »

You can and indeed should. Tins of Heineken should not be allowed to escape under any circumstances.
Hope you catch it OP.

Post of the year

/thread

/boards.ie

Seanafitz

Seanafitz wrote: »

Explain that one ??

think firelighters and curtain rails

Seanafitz

LETHAL LADY wrote: »

William Shatner joke

That didn't explain anything ??

lycan238 wrote: »

if you have asthma it may impear your ability to take the breath test in these curcumstances the garda may ask you to provide a urine sample or a blood sample to verify that you were or were not over the limit*



* this applies if you were involved in an accident where a mandatory breath test is required

Thank you

Seanafitz

rarnes1 wrote: »

think firelighters and curtain rails

Huh?

Mariasofia

Just think of it as one big tin of Dr pepper ..... What's the worst that could happen ???

grindle

http://www.rupissed.com/

4.9% = Heavy beer? My balls. Anyway, use that calculator.

Peter The Pedo

Just use your skateboard instead.

soggy biscuit

This reminds of the time I was in Sri Lanka, formerly Ceylon, at three o' clock in the morning, looking for one thousand brown M&M's to fill a brandy glass, or Ozzy wouldn't go on stage that night. So, Jeff Beck pops his head 'round the door and mentions there's a little sweetshop on the edge of town. So, we go, and - it's closed. So there's me, and Keith Moon, and David Crosby breaking into this little sweetshop right? Well, instead of a guard dog, they've got this bloody great big Bengal tiger. Well I managed to take out the tiger with a can of mace, but the shopowner and his son, that's a different story altogether... I had to beat them to death with their own shoes... Nasty business really... But sure enough, I got the M&M's and Ozzy went on stage and did a GREAT show

Peter The Pedo

soggy biscuit wrote: »

This reminds of the time I was in Sri Lanka, formerly Ceylon, at three o' clock in the morning, looking for one thousand brown M&M's to fill a brandy glass, or Ozzy wouldn't go on stage that night. So, Jeff Beck pops his head 'round the door and mentions there's a little sweetshop on the edge of town. So, we go, and - it's closed. So there's me, and Keith Moon, and David Crosby breaking into this little sweetshop right? Well, instead of a guard dog, they've got this bloody great big Bengal tiger. Well I managed to take out the tiger with a can of mace, but the shopowner and his son, that's a different story altogether... I had to beat them to death with their own shoes... Nasty business really... But sure enough, I got the M&M's and Ozzy went on stage and did a GREAT show

Obviously not true

Mickey H

soggy biscuit wrote: »

This reminds of the time I was in Sri Lanka, formerly Ceylon, at three o' clock in the morning, looking for one thousand brown M&M's to fill a brandy glass, or Ozzy wouldn't go on stage that night. So, Jeff Beck pops his head 'round the door and mentions there's a little sweetshop on the edge of town. So, we go, and - it's closed. So there's me, and Keith Moon, and David Crosby breaking into this little sweetshop right? Well, instead of a guard dog, they've got this bloody great big Bengal tiger. Well I managed to take out the tiger with a can of mace, but the shopowner and his son, that's a different story altogether... I had to beat them to death with their own shoes... Nasty business really... But sure enough, I got the M&M's and Ozzy went on stage and did a GREAT show

So, this is Picalilly Circus? What a Sh1tty Circus...

Seriously OP, treat yourself to a takeaway. Have it delivered.

RATM

BX 19 wrote: »

Are you a new driver? You'll be subject to the 20mg limit and your definitely over then. Other than that you're on a 50mg limit and your still in a possibly over/not over area.

Best course of action. Wait 2 hours and then go home....

I'd say that he'd be alright, I'm basing this on the TD Clare Daly drinking one whiskey and the test coming back as her 33% below the limit. She's quite a skinny woman, most blokes could tolerate more.

Best wait 30 mins OP, drink a pint of water and away with you.

TheUsual

It's not tin, it's aluminium.

And Heineken will turn you into a pumpkin.

brokenarms

A feck it. I found a tin of mackerel in the cupboard. The classy stuff with tomato sauce added.

On my 3rd tinny of beer now.

lost in cork

Go out and get some decent grub ,now your on your third can ,chance your arm and roll the dice ,g,luck

Capt'n Midnight

lost in cork wrote: »

Go out and get some decent grub ,now your on your third can ,chance your arm and roll the dice ,g,luck

Three doubles and you Go To Jail.
http://monopoly.wikia.com/wiki/Jail

A0

brokenarms wrote: »

I need some munchies . Big time. Some nice cold meats and maybe some cheese .

But I have just finished a full tin.

Would I be over? God dam it.

Its horrible being so responsible

No, you can't.

AlmightyCushion

A0 wrote: »

No, you can't.

It's been three days, I'd say he's sobered up a bit since then.

A0

AlmightyCushion wrote: »

It's been three days, I'd say he's sobered up a bit since then.

Meritocracy Wins

Did he get some old meat and cheese or arrested and some hot meat and cheese?

Jimoslimos

Slightly less than two drinks should be fine OP. In fact it will probably improve your driving.

BUT REMEMBER....Slightly LESS than two drinks....never more.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VTSCppeFzX4

spitfireIRL

soggy biscuit wrote: »

This reminds of the time I was in Sri Lanka, formerly Ceylon, at three o' clock in the morning, looking for one thousand brown M&M's to fill a brandy glass, or Ozzy wouldn't go on stage that night. So, Jeff Beck pops his head 'round the door and mentions there's a little sweetshop on the edge of town. So, we go, and - it's closed. So there's me, and Keith Moon, and David Crosby breaking into this little sweetshop right? Well, instead of a guard dog, they've got this bloody great big Bengal tiger. Well I managed to take out the tiger with a can of mace, but the shopowner and his son, that's a different story altogether... I had to beat them to death with their own shoes... Nasty business really... But sure enough, I got the M&M's and Ozzy went on stage and did a GREAT show

what is this from again?! I googled it, and it brought me to this thread.