Celebrities who you'd love to see fight each other

joe stodge

Im talking on the street, anything goes.

Me, I'd love to see Roy keane fight Gareth southgate.

I bet Roy would kick 7 shades out of him.

Seachmall

Barack Obama Vs. Mahmoud Ahmadinejad

Sergeant

Martin 'Garfunkel' McGuinness VS Fidel Castro.

dodderangler

Mark whalberg vs Jackie chan

Dwayne Johnson vs Steve Austin in a real fight not that fake wrestling ****

huey1975

I would love to see anyone smash the smug little face of ray darcy, but it would possibly be the highlight of my year if it was Enda Kenny who gave him the hiding.
I don't know if they are celebrities but it would make great viewing to see posh boy Alan Shatter square up to and box the head of that stuttering mumbling incoherent tax-dodging buffoon mick Wallace

Stone Deaf 4evr

Holly willoughby vs kelly brook,





wearing only underwear, in a paddling pool filled with baby oil.

Karl Stein

Sherlock Holmes versus James Bond.

iDave

Stone Deaf 4evr wrote: »

Holly willoughby vs kelly brook,





wearing only underwear, in a paddling pool filled with baby oil.

Live and in stunning High Definition

RoboRat

Jason Statham versus Vinny Jones
Ed O'Neill (Al Bundy) versus Steven Segal
Scott Adkins versus Jean Claude Van Damme
Sylvester Stallone versus Dolph Lundgren

and...


Georgia Salpa versus Michelle Keegan

cripesonfriday

Betty White Vs Maggie Smith

Nimoy Vs Shatner

Liam Gallagher Vs Noel Gallagher

Karl Stein

Stone Deaf 4evr wrote: »

Holly willoughby vs kelly brook,

iDave wrote: »

Live and in stunning High Definition

RoboRat wrote: »

Georgia Salpa versus Michelle Keegan

Why do you three always sexualise everything?

Could we not just, for once, have a thread where you three didn't charge in and turn it into a smut-fest?

marketty

Rihanna -v- Chris Brown.

With Chris Brown tied to a chair.

ectoraige

Mike Tyson vs. Alan Shatter.

gramar

Joe Brolly and Pat Spillane bating the tar out of each other on the Sunday Game.

stefan idiot jones

Graham Norton v Brian Dowling

Slap fest.

Nabber

Homer Simpson & Peter Griffith

Seachmall

stefan idiot jones wrote: »

Graham Norton v Brian Dowling

Slap fest.

Graham Norton was a competitive kickboxer before he was stabbed and almost killed in London.


Not true, but Google it anyway.

Bono. Fighting himself. Like that scene in fight club.

GalwayKiefer

Tom Cruise vs John Travolta. Give them a knife each and tell them the one left standing gets to the next level of "enlightenment."

Sergeant

stefan idiot jones wrote: »

Graham Norton v Brian Dowling

Slap fest.

Norton would kick his ass.

stefan idiot jones

Sergeant wrote: »

Norton would kick his ass.

Just kick ?

RoboRat

Why do you three always sexualise everything?

Where did I sexualise it?

Could we not just, for once, have a thread where you three didn't charge in and turn it into a smut-fest?

Fine me another post where I have been smutty?

Son0vagun

Jack reacher vs Ethan Hunt

stefan idiot jones

Biffo v George Hook

Coronary waiting to happen.

crockholm

Tayto's vs Chocolate

Karl Stein

RoboRat wrote: »

Where did I sexualise it?

Fine me another post where I have been smutty?

Just windin' :pac:

Stone Deaf 4evr

RoboRat wrote: »

Where did I sexualise it?



Fine me another post where I have been smutty?

I'd say he he was only having a laugh

Iomega Man

Godzilla v Gordon Ramsey

Deedsie

Katie Taylor v Norah Casey

One punch in the larynx to get her off the tv/radio...

stefan idiot jones

Stephen Hawking v a Dalek

SEPT 23 1989

Mike Tyson V Bertie

mojesius

Sean o Brien v Blaithnaid Ni Chofaigh.

I really dislike that woman.

iDave

Graham Geraghty V Ciaran Whelan

dickwod1

2pac & Biggie ... oh no wait, dont actually

Leslie91

Simon Cowell and Plank Kenny.

stefan idiot jones

Ant v Dec v Dynamo

PizzamanIRL

Mike Tyson v The Queen of England

lahalane

Richard Dawkins vs the Pope

Daniel Day Lewis vs Christian Bale (as they were both preparing for films where they play UFC fighters)

Roy Keane vs Paddy Vieira

Cast of Geordie Shore vs Klitschko Brothers

Pacino vs De Niro

sbsquarepants

Danny Dyer and Mike Tyson
Holly Willoboobies and Kelly Brook (naked and in oil obviously):D

dark crystal

Jordan vs Ivan Drago.

"If she dies...she dies"

Essien

marketty wrote: »

Rihanna -v- Chris Brown.

With Chris Brown tied to a chair.

She'd still end up riding him, the muppet

SpiceWeasel

Nabber wrote: »

Homer Simpson & Peter Griffith

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peter_Griffith

I don't get it

Cody Pomeray

iDave wrote: »

Graham Geraghty V Ciaran Whelan

GG v Damian Cupido

PizzamanIRL

SpiceWeasel wrote: »

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peter_Griffith

I don't get it

Yes you do.

GastroBoy

Marty "The Forehead" Morrissey V Derek "The Ballbag" Mooney

Wacker The Attacker

sbsquarepants wrote: »

Danny Dyer and Mike Tyson
Holly Willoboobies and Kelly Brook (naked and in oil obviously):D

Only if they kiss and make up afterwards.

And by kiss and make up I really mean pull the box off each other. (Naked and in oil)

Capt'n Midnight

Iomega Man wrote: »

Godzilla v Gordon Ramsey

Put all the 'celebrity' chefs on an desert island

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bIcExdpsEcQ

Original Godzilla vs. Hollywood 'Zilla

RikkFlair

Clubber Lang vs Ray Foley

gobnaitolunacy

Shatter vs Wallace

no hair pulling allowed

castletownman

Peter Dinklage v Warwick Davies

It'd be hilarious

Bipolar Joe

For pure awesome spectacle, Jackie Chan V Jet Li. Jet Li has youth on his side, but Chan has the experience and can also kill you with a ladder.

Bruce Campbell V Rutger Hauer.