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Girlfriend wanting a 3sum. Swinging etc...

  • 22-05-2013 03:38PM
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    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 195 ✭✭


    My girlfriends friends are 2 swingers(sisters) and regular talk about what they get up to to my misses when they meet for coffee or on facebook. The stuff they get up to is mind blowing to say the least but my girlfriend has been asking me that she would like to try it because it sounds very erotic and anytime she talks to her friends, she cant get enough info and it really makes her horny and wet etc..

    Now dont get me wrong, i do have a high sex drive and would love the chance to get her and another girl under the sheets but my girlfriend also wants to sleep with other men who are really hung, something her friends tell her is amazing. Its got to the point with her friends that they wont even entertain blokes with a penis under 8inchs and say that now they dont think they'd ever settle with a guy with one any smaller. Part of me does find it erotic that my girlfriend would like this, but im now feeling abit insecure that once she gets a taste of big willies, she might become like her friends and want to settle with someone with one and ditch me :(

    Anyone been in a similar situation like this and had a good outcome


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43,038 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    You lucky b@stard


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 904 ✭✭✭realgolfgeek


    have you a small willy ?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,371 ✭✭✭john_cappa


    tough having a small cock is it?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,433 ✭✭✭✭Mr Benevolent


    Your GF is trolling you. Or her friends are trolling your GF.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,819 ✭✭✭howamidifferent


    Tell her good luck finding an 8 incher! :P


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 195 ✭✭tootsy70


    You lucky b@stard



    Dont worry, your time wil come because its a sign of the times ;)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    tootsy70 wrote: »
    Anyone been in a similar situation like this and had a good outcome

    I've been in a similar situation alright. I too had a really good imagination when I was young, got a job writing copy for ads and then that killed off my creativity.

    So not a good outcome in the end.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 162 ✭✭iMac_Hunt


    I don't have an 8 inch but I could give your missus a 4 inch twice if that's what she wants.


  • Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 18,937 Mod ✭✭✭✭Kimbot


    Thinly veiled "Im a boardsie with a real girlfriend" thread? :P


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,461 ✭✭✭--Kaiser--


    Your GF is trolling you. Or her friends are trolling your GF.

    Or he's trolling us


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,068 ✭✭✭Specialun


    If I forward on my number any chance you could give it to your gf


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,814 ✭✭✭Gone Drinking


    tootsy70 wrote: »
    Anyone been in a similar situation like this and had a good outcum

    Fixed


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,666 ✭✭✭pookiesboo


    tootsy70 wrote: »
    My girlfriends friends are 2 swingers(sisters) and regular talk about what they get up to to my misses when they meet for coffee or on facebook. The stuff they get up to is mind blowing to say the least but my girlfriend has been asking me that she would like to try it because it sounds very erotic and anytime she talks to her friends, she cant get enough info and it really makes her horny and wet etc..

    Now dont get me wrong, i do have a high sex drive and would love the chance to get her and another girl under the sheets but my girlfriend also wants to sleep with other men who are really hung, something her friends tell her is amazing. Its got to the point with her friends that they wont even entertain blokes with a penis under 8inchs and say that now they dont think they'd ever settle with a guy with one any smaller. Part of me does find it erotic that my girlfriend would like this, but im now feeling abit insecure that once she gets a taste of big willies, she might become like her friends and want to settle with someone with one and ditch me :(

    Anyone been in a similar situation like this and had a good outcome


    Did you write the Carry On films?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,518 ✭✭✭stefan idiot jones


    AnonoBoy wrote: »
    I've been in a similar situation alright. I too had a really good imagination when I was young, got a job writing copy for ads and then that killed off my creativity.

    So not a good outcome in the end.

    So I am not the only one who doesn't believe a fu@ki' word of that tripe.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,295 ✭✭✭✭Duggy747


    My penis is 3 inches. :(







    From the floor. :cool:








    While I'm lying flat on it :(


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,433 ✭✭✭✭Mr Benevolent


    Duggy747 wrote: »
    My penis is 3 inches. :(







    From the floor. :cool:








    While I'm lying flat on it :(

    We know.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,371 ✭✭✭john_cappa


    Bet her two friends are mutants!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,078 ✭✭✭sok2005


    My kid just painted a picture of a frog on our kitchen floor and it came to life and granted him 3 wishes.

    True story.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,147 ✭✭✭PizzamanIRL


    Fixed

    Hilarious.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,324 ✭✭✭BillyMitchel


    OP it's your GFs way of telling you she's eating another sausage.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,075 ✭✭✭Wattle


    They insist on 8 inches or more? They probably don't get laid very much.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,801 ✭✭✭✭suicide_circus


    3/10


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 363 ✭✭ameee


    Eight inches? They riding donkeys or men as a female i can tell you five or six is about as big as you want else you would be hitting ribs.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,068 ✭✭✭Specialun


    Wattle wrote: »
    They insist on 8 inches or more? They probably don't get laid very much.

    Thinly veiled"you have a small willy"


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,966 ✭✭✭✭syklops


    My girlfriends friends are 2 swingers(sisters)

    Do they swing with each other?

    I have a friend whose wife and he are swingers. Well, they say they are swingers. Going by the state of the pair of them I find it hard enough to believe they sleep with each other. That a 3rd party would consensually go near either of them seems highly unlikely.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 162 ✭✭iMac_Hunt


    ameee wrote: »
    Eight inches? They riding donkeys or men as a female i can tell you five or six is about as big as you want else you would be hitting ribs.
    I think they're called Shemales/Transvestites :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,293 ✭✭✭1ZRed


    ameee wrote: »
    Eight inches? They riding donkeys or men as a female i can tell you five or six is about as big as you want else you would be hitting ribs.

    Speak for yourself mate


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,461 ✭✭✭--Kaiser--


    Wattle wrote: »
    They insist on 8 inches or more? They probably don't get laid very much.

    Plus they must have massive vaginas (sausage down O'Connell St kinda deal)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 363 ✭✭ameee


    1ZRed wrote: »
    Speak for yourself mate

    Must be like throwing a sausage up o connell street? :-)


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 404 ✭✭frank reynolds


    sok2005 wrote: »
    My kid just painted a picture of a frog on our kitchen floor and it came to life and granted him 3 wishes.

    True story.

    HAHAHA! perfect. made my day that one did! :)


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