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Should animal pay road tax?

  • 21-05-2013 7:51pm
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    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,335 ✭✭✭✭


    They poop and stuff.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,494 ✭✭✭The_Gatsby


    They pay road tax with their lives. In our burgers.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,590 ✭✭✭✭kneemos


    You'll often see chickens crossing the road...why?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,818 ✭✭✭Lyaiera


    Roads should pay the road tax!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,336 ✭✭✭wendell borton


    If you see escaped Monkees loose on the road be sure to close your windows, they may be infected.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 81,220 ✭✭✭✭biko


    ya


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,507 ✭✭✭Nino Brown


    We don't pay road tax, we pay motor tax


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,590 ✭✭✭✭kneemos


    Nino Brown wrote: »
    We don't pay road tax, we pay motor tax

    Why do we pay road tax then?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 666 ✭✭✭A0


    UrbanSea wrote: »
    They poop and stuff.

    Should fishes pay sea tax?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,507 ✭✭✭Nino Brown


    kneemos wrote: »
    Why do we pay road tax then?

    Who pays road tax?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,045 ✭✭✭martinedwards


    I once had a teenaged girl on a horse yelling at me for moving my car & caravan at about 5 miles an hour past her nag as it ate leaves off a hedge.

    I was CRAWLING because I didn't want my car damaged should the horse get spooked and kick out.

    I stress I'm from a farming background and know how to deal with big animals.

    anway this little madam started girning at me for scareing her horse.

    which hadn't even looked up.

    I stopped the car & got out.

    "have you passed a govenment test to be in control of that thing on the road?"
    "have you paid road tax?"
    "have you got insurance should you loose control and do damage to my property?"

    silly brat then threatened to call the police.

    "Good" says I, "can I lend you my phone?"

    at this point the horse woke up and ambled off up the road with her barely able to hold on.

    ridiculous that silly little girls (she was about 14) should be allowed on the road when they are unable to control thier nearly 1 ton of self aware potential burger meat.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,590 ✭✭✭✭kneemos


    Nino Brown wrote: »
    Who pays road tax?

    Road tax payers.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17,733 ✭✭✭✭corktina



    thats personal abuse.....MODERATOR!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,507 ✭✭✭Nino Brown


    kneemos wrote: »
    Road tax payers.

    We don't have road tax in Ireland


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,438 ✭✭✭✭El Guapo!


    Yeah! Let the bears pay the bear tax.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,507 ✭✭✭Nino Brown


    El Guapo! wrote: »
    Yeah! Let the bears pay the bear tax.

    I pay the homer tax


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,476 ✭✭✭Riddle101


    El Guapo! wrote: »
    Yeah! Let the bears pay the bear tax.

    Waste of money, all you need are a set of pots or pans, bang them together when you see a bear. Like this.



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