Thai massage.

Big Davey

I am looking for a Thai massage I think, it's the one where they twist your joints to crack them and walk on your back etc etc my joints are very stiff all over and I think it might help ? Please no jokes as I am not looking for a sexual service or anything like that. I have chiropractor but its big money for not much effect looking to try something new.

Conmaicne Mara

Have you tried Thailand at all?




(sorry )

This is going to be awful.

Run Big Davey, assuming your sore joints will let you.

The_Gatsby

Big Davey wrote: »

I am looking for a Thai massage I think, it's the one where they twist your joints to crack them and walk on your back etc etc my joints are very stiff all over and I think it might help ? Please no jokes as I am not looking for a sexual service or anything like that. I have chiropractor but its big money for not much effect looking to try something new.

Go to a GP, they'll use science.

NegativeCreep

It's Google you want.

dodderangler

You post up Thai massage in after hours and ask for no jokes??

aaakev

Go see a physio or failing that a thai prostitute

The Backwards Man

dodderangler wrote: »

You post up Thai massage in after hours and ask for no jokes??

It's like dangling an ice cream in front of a toddler and then eating it yourself.:(

darrcow

you want a lady boy don't you op. your dirty fetish is out now

Son Of A Vidic

Big Davey wrote: »

Please no jokes as I am not looking for a sexual service or anything like that.

Don't worry, we'll do our best to make sure you get your happy ending.

endacl

Go to a chartered Physio OP. like chiros, they charge a professional rate. Only difference is, they know what they're doing, they can explain how what they're doing works, and what they do works.

You could always look for one from Thailand if you like.

herisson

Big Davey wrote: »

I am looking for a Thai massage I think, it's the one where they twist your joints to crack them and walk on your back etc etc my joints are very stiff all over and I think it might help ? Please no jokes as I am not looking for a sexual service or anything like that. I have chiropractor but its big money for not much effect looking to try something new.

Why dont you do Pilates or yoga? There are tonnes of videos on YouTube for stretching and exercising.

IM0

ข้อความไทยอยู่ที่นี่สนุก

dodderangler

IM0 wrote: »

ข้อความไทยอยู่ที่นี่สนุก

Yeah what he said

Micky Dolenz

IM0 wrote: »

ข้อความไทยอยู่ที่นี่สนุก

ฉันรักคุณนาน

tommyboy2222

Big Davey wrote: »

I am looking for a Thai massage I think, it's the one where they twist your joints to crack them and walk on your back etc etc my joints are very stiff all over and I think it might help ? Please no jokes as I am not looking for a sexual service or anything like that. I have chiropractor but its big money for not much effect looking to try something new.

Just go for a normal massage but tell the masseuse that you carry a lot of tension in your upper Thais

Mr Benevolent

I am not looking for a sexual service or anything like that I have chiropractor but its big money for not much effect

FYP

The Backwards Man

Looks like asgf dfga sdfa guy has managed to hack accounts. . .

castletownman

I got a thai massage once. Of course, the masseuse was a little beauty. During the whole "service" I was praying to myself "don't get an erection. Don't get an erection. Don't get an erection".

But she did.

IM0

Micky Dolenz wrote: »

ฉันรักคุณนาน

* มือกว่าห้าดอลลาร์ *



dont include the stars they are for action signs

anncoates

Why not just go to a sports therapist/physio?

Went to one with back pain and it was great: hammered the crap out of it and also gave me some exercises to do.

Hilly Bill

There is a good one in Temple bar, tried it once and had two Thai women.It was like winning the lottery, we had 6 matching balls .

Big Davey

The_Gatsby wrote: »

Go to a GP, they'll use science.

Considering the head on you in your photo even science couldn't save you :-)

Big Davey

Hilly Bill wrote: »

There is a good one in Temple bar, tried it once and had two Thai women.It was like winning the lottery, we had 6 matching balls .

That's good to know so you have undersized balls like your ladyboy friends :-)

smileyj1987

She might have a bigger adams apple then you but if she doesn't make sure you get a happy ending .

biko

I found one in Cork for you OP, no need to look further.
www.corkthaimassage.com

Sulla Felix

Big Davey wrote: »

I have chiropractor but its big money for not much effect looking to try something new.

I have some oil that'll help your joints OP. Made from snakes. Genuine faux snakeoil OP, only E100 a bottle?

Lumbo

I can't see this thread having a happy ending.