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Things Irish People Don't say

  • 20-05-2013 9:46pm
    #1
    theidiots
    Site Banned Posts: 253 ✭✭


    "I didn't break the confirmation pledge."

    "Of course I never drank under-age. There is a reason that the legal drinking age is in place and I respect that."

    Of course I have 5 minutes of my time to hear about what amnesty international are doing.

    Pfft the Toy Show? Sure that's only for the children

    I completely understand why the bouncer didnt let me in last night. Sound fella he was in fairness

    Pre-Drinking...Ah there's no need for that!!

    "No Mam, don't light a candle for me. It won't make a difference."

    Irish politicians are men of outstanding moral fibre and would never accept bribes or abuse their positions to get more money
    It would be very inappropriate and in complete bad taste to get drunk at a funeral

    I hated the taste of Calpol

    I can't stand my mother's cooking.

    "Don't stick on the kettle."

    "Father Ted? Never heard of it."

    Australia?? Haha! I have an arts degree so I should have no problem getting a job


Comments

  • #2
    Jimoslimos
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,930 ✭✭✭Jimoslimos


    theidiots wrote: »
    I hated the taste of Calpol
    I liked the taste of Calpol 6-plus


  • #3
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    Have Facebook not banned copying and pasting?


  • #4
    theidiots
    Site Banned Posts: 253 ✭✭theidiots


    The Backwards Man wrote: »
    Have Facebook not banned copying and pasting?

    Go **** Yourself


  • #5
    keelanj69
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,089 ✭✭✭keelanj69


    What's with these things lately? Jesus.


  • #6
    Katunga
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 659 ✭✭✭Katunga


    Free drink why would you want that?

    Bertie Ahern was the best Taoiseach.


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  • #7
    Kylo Ren
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,366 ✭✭✭✭Kylo Ren


    It's like the things Irish people do say, but OPPOSITE. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.


  • #8
    castletownman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,692 ✭✭✭✭castletownman


    "Right. I'm off to work"


  • #9
    Clandestine
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,466 ✭✭✭Clandestine


    theidiots wrote: »
    Go **** Yourself

    woah buddy, relax


  • #10
    charlemont
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,725 ✭✭✭charlemont


    .


  • #11
    Legs.Eleven
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,987 ✭✭✭Legs.Eleven


    theidiots wrote: »
    Go **** Yourself


    On da blob.


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  • #12
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    Clandestine wrote: »
    woah buddy, relax
    It's OK, I'm fairly sure he was just giving another example of things Irish people don't say, since as we are very calm, thoughtful and tolerant people.


  • #13
    tayto lover
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,058 ✭✭✭✭tayto lover


    Bonjour


  • #14
    kingcobra
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 835 ✭✭✭kingcobra


    I love Enda Kenny


  • #15
    Duckworth_Luas
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,734 ✭✭✭Duckworth_Luas


    tayto lover wrote: »
    Bonjour
    Je voudrais une croissant
    Je suis enchante
    Ou est le bibliotheque?
    Voila mon passport
    Ah, Gerard Depardieu
    Un baguette, ah ha ha, oh oh oh oh
    Ba Ba ba-ba Bow!
    Foux da fa fa


  • #16
    Clandestine
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,466 ✭✭✭Clandestine


    Duckworth_Luas wrote: »
    Je voudrais une croissant
    Je suis enchante
    Ou est le bibliotheque?
    Voila mon passport
    Ah, Gerard Depardieu
    Un baguette, ah ha ha, oh oh oh oh
    Ba Ba ba-ba Bow!
    Foux da fa fa
    oui


  • #17
    Duckworth_Luas
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,734 ✭✭✭Duckworth_Luas


    Clandestine wrote: »
    oui
    Ah? Je ne comprends pas!


  • #18
    Clandestine
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,466 ✭✭✭Clandestine


    Duckworth_Luas wrote: »
    Ah? Je ne comprends pas!
    je suis désolé


  • #19
    Duckworth_Luas
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,734 ✭✭✭Duckworth_Luas


    Clandestine wrote: »
    je suis désolé
    Soup du jour
    Le camembert
    Jacque Cousteau
    Baguettte


  • #20
    Legs.Eleven
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,987 ✭✭✭Legs.Eleven


    NO me gusta.


    Horse meat is delicious.


  • #21
    Yakult
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators Posts: 7,943 Mod ✭✭✭✭Yakult


    theidiots wrote: »
    Go **** Yourself

    http://images.wikia.com/yogscast/images/5/56/Well_that_escalated_quickly.jpg


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  • #22
    dark crystal
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,962 ✭✭✭✭dark crystal


    Alright me old mucka, gotta lend of an Ayrton Senna? I'm off to get away from the trouble and strife, go down the nuclear sub for a coupla Britney Spears and then home wiv a Ruby Murray...


  • #23
    LordSutch
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,078 ✭✭✭✭LordSutch


    Irish people don't say 'excuse me'

    they say 'sorry' instead :cool:


  • #24
    Mr.Prodston
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,305 ✭✭✭✭Mr.Prodston


    theidiots wrote: »
    Go **** Yourself
    Clandestine wrote: »
    woah buddy, relax
    Legs.Eleven wrote: »
    On da blob.

    "Ah here look twill all be grand"


  • #25
    Remmy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,921 ✭✭✭Remmy


    A jacket? Waste of money


  • #26
    Katunga
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 659 ✭✭✭Katunga


    it doesn't rain enough in Ireland


  • #27
    laoch na mona
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,969 ✭✭✭laoch na mona


    I know my da voted Fianna Fail but thats no reason for me to vote Fianna Fail


  • #28
    Peregrine
    Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 26,403 Mod ✭✭✭✭Peregrine


    Duckworth_Luas wrote: »
    Je voudrais une croissant

    Je voudrais une baguette rempli de full oirish breakfast s'il vous plait



    Wait no I'm thinking stupid things Irish people do..


  • #29
    lost in cork
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 133 ✭✭lost in cork


    Three


  • #30
    Agricola
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,547 ✭✭✭Agricola


    "I couldnt touch a drop, thanks"
    "Im teetotal, actually"
    "Ive been drinking tea all morning, couldnt look at another cup!"
    "Ive kept you too long, Ill see myself out"
    "I love it when it rains"
    "Havent seen the forecast, whats it supposed to do"
    "Im not very religious tbh"
    "I put myself down as atheist in the last census, most accurate description of myself to be fair"
    "Cant complain!"
    "Ah, we have it good here all things considered. Its not Syria like, is it Joe!"
    "Enda has a steely resolve to him, hes so charismatic"
    "Bertie Ahern wasnt all bad to be fair"
    "Jaysus, thats how much.....?! How can it be that cheap in fairness"


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  • #31
    iDave
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,750 ✭✭✭iDave


    I hope England win the World Cup


  • #32
    fishy fishy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,456 ✭✭✭fishy fishy


    first, second, third, fourth, fifth, SICTH


  • #33
    Earthhorse
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,716 ✭✭✭✭Earthhorse


    Keno 92 wrote: »
    It's like the things Irish people do say, but OPPOSITE. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
    I disagree. I don't think it's funny at all.


  • #34
    wp_rathead
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,071 ✭✭✭✭wp_rathead


    Prertty much anything in "irish"?


  • #35
    danger mouse
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 559 ✭✭✭danger mouse


    Legs.Eleven wrote: »
    On da blob.

    You should report him lol


  • #36
    gramar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    A tayto sandwich? No thanks...


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  • #37
    theidiots
    Site Banned Posts: 253 ✭✭theidiots


    Bertie did wonders for this country


  • #38
    FoxT
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,204 ✭✭✭FoxT


    Táim líofa i nGaeilge


    -Foxt


  • #39
    IM0
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,390 ✭✭✭IM0


    grand


  • #40
    JohnMarston
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,881 ✭✭✭JohnMarston


    "I dont watch the premiership"

    Well thats what it seems like


  • #41
    biko
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 81,220 ✭✭✭✭biko


    I never heard an Irish person say "shan't".


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  • #42
    Legs.Eleven
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,987 ✭✭✭Legs.Eleven


    biko wrote: »
    I never heard an Irish person say "shan't".

    Or shall or ought to.


  • #43
    stefan idiot jones
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,518 ✭✭✭stefan idiot jones


    Of course I've been to Anfield.


  • #44
    jca
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,585 ✭✭✭jca


    Roy Keane?? Who's he?


  • #45
    jca
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,585 ✭✭✭jca


    Lads they've flashed the lights behind the bar. Lets go home now...


  • #46
    Pat Mustard
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,554 ✭✭✭Pat Mustard


    Same same, but different.


  • #47
    Goody2Shoes77
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 72 ✭✭Goody2Shoes77


    I'm not drinking 'cos I'm on antibiotics.


  • #48
    Wanderer2010
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,743 ✭✭✭Wanderer2010


    "No, actually, im NOT happy with my meal, my soup is cold and the steak is overdone. I want a replacement meal now."


  • #49
    cazzzzz
    Closed Accounts Posts: 142 ✭✭cazzzzz


    Penneys? Never heard of it.


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