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1 in 4 Irish people have now or will have in the future a saggy bottom.

  • 17-05-2013 11:15pm
    #1
    LETHAL LADY
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,145 ✭✭✭


    According to unsubstantiated sources this is the future. :eek: The fookin horror of it. Let us all start to clench and relax.


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  • #2
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    Saggy bottom what? Front step? Kitchen drawer?


  • #3
    johnty56
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 822 ✭✭✭johnty56


    something about... man of constant sorrow... or something


  • #4
    C.K Dexter Haven
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,711 ✭✭✭C.K Dexter Haven


    Is this another *I can't cook a Pizza* thread?


  • #5
    Duggy747
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,295 ✭✭✭✭Duggy747


    In the future, they say?

    Hmm, time for me to invest in some Arse-Bras Corporation stock.


  • #6
    StewartGriffin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,284 ✭✭✭StewartGriffin


    Is there anything nicer in this world than putting your hand on a mature woman's big soft arse?


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  • #7
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    StewartGriffin wrote: »
    Is there anything nicer in this world than putting your hand on a mature woman's big soft arse?
    A ham and cheese toastie, a small neat Remy Martin, with Linda Ronstadt singing Blue Bayou in the background.


  • #8
    Sky King
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,431 ✭✭✭Sky King


    The backwards man is going to have a saggy crotch.


  • #9
    StewartGriffin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,284 ✭✭✭StewartGriffin


    The Backwards Man wrote: »
    A ham and cheese toastie, a small neat Remy Martin, with Linda Ronstadt singing Blue Bayou in the background.

    you can have all these while placing your hand on a mature woman's big soft arse.


  • #10
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    Sky King wrote: »
    The backwards man is going to have a saggy cheesy crotch.

    :)


  • #11
    LETHAL LADY
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,145 ✭✭✭LETHAL LADY


    http://youtu.be/9oMDp6HEzUw

    All I needed was to love you Gay


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  • #12
    C.K Dexter Haven
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,711 ✭✭✭C.K Dexter Haven


    LETHAL LADY wrote: »
    http://youtu.be/9oMDp6HEzUw

    All I needed was to love you Gay

    Bet you were a Yazoo fan too.


  • #13
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    Has this turned into the corny music thread all of a sudden? OK, I'll play

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G_bdMecxias


  • #14
    LETHAL LADY
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,145 ✭✭✭LETHAL LADY


    C.K Dexter Haven wrote: »
    Bet you were a Yazoo fan too.

    There is no place to hide for yazoo fans:o


  • #15
    KKkitty
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,537 ✭✭✭KKkitty


    Why does this unsubstantiated source claim this?


  • #16
    C.K Dexter Haven
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,711 ✭✭✭C.K Dexter Haven


    LETHAL LADY wrote: »
    There is no place to hide for yazoo fans:o

    Only you :pac:

    :P


  • #17
    LETHAL LADY
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,145 ✭✭✭LETHAL LADY


    diagnosis sniff :pac:


  • #18
    RikkFlair
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,109 ✭✭✭RikkFlair


    O Brother, where art thou?!!!!!!


  • #19
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    LETHAL LADY wrote: »
    According to unsubstantiated sources this is the future. :eek: The fookin horror of it. Let us all start to clench and relax.

    Go on boardsies, admit it. You clenched when you read the last sentence above, didn't you?


  • #20
    Capt'n Midnight
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 93,599 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    1 in 4 Irish people have now or will have in the future a saggy bottom.
    1 in 4 kids in Ireland have learning difficulty

    If that's a coincidence I don't know what is.

    Though it might be difficult to educate them about the risks


  • #21
    shanered
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,117 ✭✭✭shanered



    Yerrr!


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  • #22
    aujopimur
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,953 ✭✭✭aujopimur


    What about baggy fannies ?.


  • #23
    Gweedling
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 241 ✭✭Gweedling


    Doesn't Mary have a lovely bottom?

    Of course, they all have lovely bottoms.


  • #24
    The Queen of England
    Site Banned Posts: 124 ✭✭The Queen of England


    aujopimur wrote: »
    What about baggy fannies ?.

    Piss flaps hanging like a salmon steak.

    https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRJgMhpS4VAI9Le-2BW749D4aJDpLehRbOZFMZhH16PMvf5kQJS


  • #25
    the purple tin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,943 ✭✭✭✭the purple tin


    Are there any nationalities whose bottoms don't sag as they get older :confused:


  • #26
    jugger0
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,453 ✭✭✭jugger0


    This is why you need to squat, i could crush a creme egg between my iron glutes.


  • #27
    Czarcasm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,076 ✭✭✭✭Czarcasm


    jugger0 wrote: »
    This is why you need to squat, i could crush a creme egg between my iron glutes.


    Well, at least now we know how you eat your creme egg!

    *shudders* :(


  • #28
    Yakult
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators Posts: 7,943 Mod ✭✭✭✭Yakult


    Hard to have a saggy bottom when you have no bottom at all :(


  • #29
    Duff
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,561 ✭✭✭Duff


    It's okay. I squat, bro.


  • #30
    Butterface
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 731 ✭✭✭Butterface


    I think it would be worse if only one ass cheek sagged..

    A lopsided ass is my absolute nightmare. Must clench each ass cheek an even number of times. Only solution.:eek:


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  • #31
    Roger_007
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,886 ✭✭✭✭Roger_007


    Capt'n Midnight wrote: »
    1 in 4 Irish people have now or will have in the future a saggy bottom.
    1 in 4 kids in Ireland have learning difficulty

    If that's a coincidence I don't know what is.

    Though it might be difficult to educate them about the risks
    You forgot to mention the 1 in 4 kids going to school hungry due to 'austerity'.
    If it's the same 1 in 4, maybe we already have the solution to the problem.:confused:


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