I've locked myself out of my house

Itwasntme.

I can't find my keys to the house. I am cold. I am tired. I want to sleep. I don't want to wake my flat mates up. What do I do?

Eathrin

Wake your flat mates up.

Duff

Watch an episode of Survivorman on your smart phone and go from there.

Itwasntme.

How annoyed would you be if you got woken up at this time?

Gatling

See how post's you can make before then sun comes up or somebody's alarm clock goes off

Duff

Have you a shed?

Turtwig

Itwasntme. wrote: »

How annoyed would you be if you got woken up at this time?

Not as annoyed as I would be if I found my friend's corpse outside because s/he didn't have the courage to wake me one night when they were locked out.

Itwasntme.

Eathrin wrote: »

Wake your flat mates up.

I want to because I am dying to get into my bed but I have lost my keys one too many times. They will not be amused if I wake them up .

Turtyturd

If they get annoyed just say 'Itwasntme'.

Cody Pomeray

Itwasntme. wrote: »

How annoyed would you be if you got woken up at this time?

very, but so what? i'd forget about it and go to bed...why are you afraid of your housemates being annoyed?

RubyRoss

They'll get over it and fall back asleep. Mine always do...

Itwasntme.

Duff wrote: »

Have you a shed?

No. No shed. People have sheds?

RidleyRider

Itwasntme. wrote: »

I want to because I am dying to get into my bed but I have lost my keys one too many times. They will not be amused if I wake them up .

Just wake them, it'll take 2 minutes:)

Chucken

Itwasntme. wrote: »

I want to because I am dying to get into my bed but I have lost my keys one too many times. They will not be amused if I wake them up .

Sit outside all night then and post on here.

Gatling

Off to make a toastie and tea .............

Itwasntme.

I think I am going to wait until they get up. I can't bring myself to ring the doorbell. It makes the shrill-est sound on the planet. Well, shrill-er than most sounds I've heard.

Duff

Itwasntme. wrote: »

No. No shed. People have sheds?

I've two.:cool:

Itwasntme.

Duff wrote: »

I've two.:cool:

What do you need a shed for? Do you keep cows in it? Or is it like an extra wardrobe?

The Backwards Man

Come round to my house for tea and biscuits*

*I have one stale jammydodger left.

The Barefoot Pizza Thief

Order food from one of those late night places with a fake name and let them wake your housemates up. Then, as your housemate is arguing with the guy on the doorstep about he is not called Hugh Jorgan (or whatever) just stroll up as if you were just ariving home and say: "What's gonna on?" as you head inside.

kawasaki1100

Itwasntme. wrote: »

I can't find my keys to the house. I am cold. I am tired. I want to sleep. I don't want to wake my flat mates up. What do I do?

Start up the lawn mower and do a spot of gardening, it will also keep you warm:D

Itwasntme.

The Backwards Man wrote: »

Come round to my house for tea and biscuits*

*I have one stale jammydodger left.

Thanks Backwards Man. It's very kind of you to offer. No one else has offered to let me crash on their couches since they are awake!! I would love a stale jammydodger (don't know what this is but it sounds delicious) if I wasn't on a low fructose diet. It sounds like it's deliciously jammed with fructose.

Duff

Itwasntme. wrote: »

What do you need a shed for? Do you keep cows in it? Or is it like an extra wardrobe?

Are you sure you're not thinking of a barn? One shed, has the lawn mower and the like and the other one has a big freezer and tumble dryer in it.

Itwasntme.

kawasaki1100 wrote: »

Start up the lawn mower and do a spot of gardening, it will also keep you warm:D

This is a good idea but I have no clue where they keep the lawn mower.

The Backwards Man

Itwasntme. wrote: »

Thanks Backwards Man. It's very kind of you to offer. No one else has offered to let me crash on their couches since they are awake!! I would love a stale jammydodger (don't know what this is but it sounds delicious) if I wasn't on a low fructose diet. It sounds like it's deliciously jammed with fructose.

If fructose means jam, then yes, yes it is!! My teabags are also turnimg a kind of yellow colour, I dont often drink tea, and the milk is curdling slightly. Oh, I'm also in Donegal, but hey, sure isn't it rhe thought that counts?

Itwasntme.

The Barefoot Pizza Thief wrote: »

Order food from one of those late night places with a fake name and let them wake your housemates up. Then, as your housemate is arguing with the guy on the doorstep about he is not called Hugh Jorgan (or whatever) just stroll up as if you were just ariving home and say: "What's gonna on?" as you head inside.

You sir, are a genius. This bit of life hacking is shelved for future reference. Unfortunately, I am the only one in the house who gets food delivered so they would know for sure that it was me.

RidleyRider

Duff wrote: »

I've two.:cool:

And my cock is 12inches long:pac:

Duff

RidleyRider wrote: »

And my cock is 12inches long:pac:

Jesus, that's nearly double mine :eek:

kawasaki1100

Itwasntme. wrote: »

This is a good idea but I have no clue where they keep the lawn mower.

Hmmm well ok, go out and set the neighbours car alarm off. surely your flatmates should hear that:). You could be the hero and say you chased off the robber:D

Dr.MickKiller

Itwasntme. wrote: »

I think I am going to wait until they get up. I can't bring myself to ring the doorbell. It makes the shrill-est sound on the planet. Well, shrill-er than most sounds I've heard.

Just knock quietly then, so as you don't wake them.

Itwasntme.

Dr.MickKiller wrote: »

Just knock quietly then, so as you don't wake them.

Would you believe I actually did :pac::pac:? I don't know why I am so scared of waking them. Anyway, my fear is fast disappearing since the cold is seeping into my bones. I have only a flimsy cardigan for warmth.

RidleyRider

So basically you're standing outside a flat at half 3 in the morning?:pac:

kawasaki1100

Post out all your flatmates phone numbers and we will all ring them now.

Jhcx

its about 7 degrees out. its 23 in my room and im still cold. im getting into bed. hopefully it will be about 30-40 in there. good luck on your quest on making it to bed alive in this arctic weather. I shall be back for updates on your success.

kerry4sam

Itwasntme. wrote: »

I can't find my keys to the house. I am cold. I am tired. I want to sleep. I don't want to wake my flat mates up. What do I do?

Itwasntme. wrote: »

I want to because I am dying to get into my bed but I have lost my keys one too many times. They will not be amused if I wake them up .

You have been outside with over 30mins now. Hows about you contact someone inside to let you in; preferably not one who is up in a few hours for work or college.
Tomorrow then, make yourself a copy of your key and leave it somewhere secure to assist yourself if you find yourself in this position again.

Whatever else you do, get yourself indoors soon. Waking someone up would be far preferable than something happening to you while you are worrying and pandering about outside!

Itwasntme.

A friend just emailed me a youtube rain and thunderstorm sounds to relax me. It's not working. The thunder is making this whole thing seem ominous. I just rang the doorbell. No one's answering.

kawasaki1100

Itwasntme. wrote: »

Would you believe I actually did :pac::pac:? I don't know why I am so scared of waking them. Anyway, my fear is fast disappearing since the cold is seeping into my bones. I have only a flimsy cardigan for warmth.

Ok, we will txt them for you. How about that??:D

Gatling

kawasaki1100 wrote: »

Post out all your flatmates phone numbers and we will all ring them now.

Post numbers and we call all be taxi drivers and delivery drivers

Itwasntme.

kerry4sam wrote: »

You have been outside with over 30mins now. Hows about you contact someone inside to let you in; preferably not one who is up in a few hours for work or college.
Tomorrow then, make yourself a copy of your key and leave it somewhere secure to assist yourself if you find yourself in this position again.

Whatever else you do, get yourself indoors soon. Waking someone up would be far preferable than something happening to you while you are worrying and pandering about outside!

It's within college grounds. It's not on the street or anything so it's safe. It's just the cold that I have to deal with. Also, I have rang the doorbell but no one has come to the door yet and I don't have their numbers oddly enough. And, they all have to be up in the morning for college as do I.

The Backwards Man

Itwasntme. wrote: »

A friend just emailed me a youtube rain and thunderstorm sounds to relax me. It's not working. The thunder is making this whole thing seem ominous. I just rang the doorbell. No one's answering.

Ring it louder!

Nino Brown

Itwasntme. wrote: »

A friend just emailed me a youtube rain and thunderstorm sounds to relax me. It's not working. The thunder is making this whole thing seem ominous. I just rang the doorbell. No one's answering.

Do you have a car?, at least you could have the heater on, and maybe get some sleep.

somecreep

Go and take a dump on the counter in the closest 24 hour restaurant or shop and when the guards arrest you u will have a cell for the night.

kawasaki1100

Itwasntme. wrote: »

Would you believe I actually did :pac::pac:? I don't know why I am so scared of waking them. Anyway, my fear is fast disappearing since the cold is seeping into my bones. I have only a flimsy cardigan for warmth.

Bite the bullitt bud, batter the door and ring the bell. Their gonna call u a big B but what the hell ul be in the sack in the next 5mins;)

Itwasntme.

Nino Brown wrote: »

Do you have a car?, at least you could have the heater on, and maybe get some sleep.

No, I don't .

kawasaki1100 wrote: »

Bite the bullitt bud, batter the door and ring the bell. Their gonna call u a big B but what the hell ul be in the sack in the next 5mins;)

I am mentally squaring up for the long aggressive ring.

The Backwards Man

Itwasntme. wrote: »

No, I don't .



I am mentally squaring up for the long aggressive ring.

And take off your shoes and bang the door with them too.

MOH

Maybe your flatmates are all busy on AH reading about the guy stuck outside in the cold?

Itwasntme.

MOH wrote: »

Maybe your flatmates are all busy on AH reading about the guy stuck outside in the cold?

Girl.

kawasaki1100

Itwasntme. wrote: »

Girl.

Awe thats worse, comon bang on that door now. do it girl.

MadsL

Itwasntme. wrote: »

Girl.

Her PM Inbox is now like this with offers of a gaff for the night

Itwasntme.

SUCCESS!! This entire time, the living room window was not locked. I was walking round to the back of the house to knock on one of my flatmate's windows when I saw that it was slightly ajar, so I climbed in and opened the front door. I have to remember to always make sure it's open when I go out. Perfect. Now I never need to worry about my keys again. Thanks for keeping me company in the cold AH!!

kawasaki1100

kawasaki1100 wrote: »

Awe thats worse, comon bang on that door now. do it girl.

Whats happening, are you in yet???