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I've locked myself out of my house

  • 17-05-2013 03:01AM
    #1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,754 ✭✭✭


    I can't find my keys to the house. I am cold. I am tired. I want to sleep. I don't want to wake my flat mates up. What do I do?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,076 ✭✭✭Eathrin


    Wake your flat mates up.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,563 ✭✭✭Duff


    Watch an episode of Survivorman on your smart phone and go from there.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,754 ✭✭✭Itwasntme.


    How annoyed would you be if you got woken up at this time?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,291 ✭✭✭✭Gatling


    See how post's you can make before then sun comes up or somebody's alarm clock goes off


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,563 ✭✭✭Duff


    Have you a shed?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,578 ✭✭✭✭Turtwig


    Itwasntme. wrote: »
    How annoyed would you be if you got woken up at this time?

    Not as annoyed as I would be if I found my friend's corpse outside because s/he didn't have the courage to wake me one night when they were locked out.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,754 ✭✭✭Itwasntme.


    Eathrin wrote: »
    Wake your flat mates up.

    I want to because I am dying to get into my bed but I have lost my keys one too many times. They will not be amused if I wake them up :(.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,404 ✭✭✭✭Turtyturd


    If they get annoyed just say 'Itwasntme'.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,648 ✭✭✭Cody Pomeray


    Itwasntme. wrote: »
    How annoyed would you be if you got woken up at this time?
    very, but so what? i'd forget about it and go to bed...why are you afraid of your housemates being annoyed?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 302 ✭✭RubyRoss


    They'll get over it and fall back asleep. Mine always do...


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,754 ✭✭✭Itwasntme.


    Duff wrote: »
    Have you a shed?

    No. No shed. People have sheds?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,783 ✭✭✭RidleyRider


    Itwasntme. wrote: »
    I want to because I am dying to get into my bed but I have lost my keys one too many times. They will not be amused if I wake them up :(.

    Just wake them, it'll take 2 minutes:)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,459 ✭✭✭Chucken


    Itwasntme. wrote: »
    I want to because I am dying to get into my bed but I have lost my keys one too many times. They will not be amused if I wake them up :(.

    Sit outside all night then and post on here.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,291 ✭✭✭✭Gatling


    Off to make a toastie and tea .............


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,754 ✭✭✭Itwasntme.


    I think I am going to wait until they get up. I can't bring myself to ring the doorbell. It makes the shrill-est sound on the planet. Well, shrill-er than most sounds I've heard.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,563 ✭✭✭Duff


    Itwasntme. wrote: »
    No. No shed. People have sheds?

    I've two.:cool:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,754 ✭✭✭Itwasntme.


    Duff wrote: »
    I've two.:cool:

    What do you need a shed for? Do you keep cows in it? Or is it like an extra wardrobe?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    Come round to my house for tea and biscuits*

    *I have one stale jammydodger left.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 240 ✭✭The Barefoot Pizza Thief


    Order food from one of those late night places with a fake name and let them wake your housemates up. Then, as your housemate is arguing with the guy on the doorstep about he is not called Hugh Jorgan (or whatever) just stroll up as if you were just ariving home and say: "What's gonna on?" as you head inside.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 137 ✭✭kawasaki1100


    Itwasntme. wrote: »
    I can't find my keys to the house. I am cold. I am tired. I want to sleep. I don't want to wake my flat mates up. What do I do?
    Start up the lawn mower and do a spot of gardening, it will also keep you warm:D


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,754 ✭✭✭Itwasntme.


    Come round to my house for tea and biscuits*

    *I have one stale jammydodger left.

    Thanks Backwards Man. It's very kind of you to offer. No one else has offered to let me crash on their couches since they are awake!! I would love a stale jammydodger (don't know what this is but it sounds delicious) if I wasn't on a low fructose diet. It sounds like it's deliciously jammed with fructose.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,563 ✭✭✭Duff


    Itwasntme. wrote: »
    What do you need a shed for? Do you keep cows in it? Or is it like an extra wardrobe?

    Are you sure you're not thinking of a barn? One shed, has the lawn mower and the like and the other one has a big freezer and tumble dryer in it.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,754 ✭✭✭Itwasntme.


    Start up the lawn mower and do a spot of gardening, it will also keep you warm:D

    This is a good idea but I have no clue where they keep the lawn mower.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    Itwasntme. wrote: »
    Thanks Backwards Man. It's very kind of you to offer. No one else has offered to let me crash on their couches since they are awake!! I would love a stale jammydodger (don't know what this is but it sounds delicious) if I wasn't on a low fructose diet. It sounds like it's deliciously jammed with fructose.
    If fructose means jam, then yes, yes it is!! My teabags are also turnimg a kind of yellow colour, I dont often drink tea, and the milk is curdling slightly. Oh, I'm also in Donegal, but hey, sure isn't it rhe thought that counts? :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,754 ✭✭✭Itwasntme.


    Order food from one of those late night places with a fake name and let them wake your housemates up. Then, as your housemate is arguing with the guy on the doorstep about he is not called Hugh Jorgan (or whatever) just stroll up as if you were just ariving home and say: "What's gonna on?" as you head inside.

    You sir, are a genius. This bit of life hacking is shelved for future reference. Unfortunately, I am the only one in the house who gets food delivered so they would know for sure that it was me.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,783 ✭✭✭RidleyRider


    Duff wrote: »
    I've two.:cool:

    And my cock is 12inches long:pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,563 ✭✭✭Duff


    And my cock is 12inches long:pac:

    Jesus, that's nearly double mine :eek:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 137 ✭✭kawasaki1100


    Itwasntme. wrote: »
    This is a good idea but I have no clue where they keep the lawn mower.
    Hmmm well ok, go out and set the neighbours car alarm off. surely your flatmates should hear that:). You could be the hero and say you chased off the robber:D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 345 ✭✭Dr.MickKiller


    Itwasntme. wrote: »
    I think I am going to wait until they get up. I can't bring myself to ring the doorbell. It makes the shrill-est sound on the planet. Well, shrill-er than most sounds I've heard.

    Just knock quietly then, so as you don't wake them.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,754 ✭✭✭Itwasntme.


    Just knock quietly then, so as you don't wake them.

    Would you believe I actually did :pac::pac:? I don't know why I am so scared of waking them. Anyway, my fear is fast disappearing since the cold is seeping into my bones. I have only a flimsy cardigan for warmth.


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