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Should I have told her her fly was open?

  • 15-05-2013 03:32AM
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    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 139 ✭✭


    So I had a physio appointment today and as soon as the female physiotherapist began demonstrating stretches I noticed that the fly on her jeans was totally down. I also knew that there was at least one more young male due for an appointment immediately after me. Should I have mentioned it to her before I left? If it matters, I'm 25 and she looked to be in her early/mid-30's.

    I didn't say it to her, but I haven't been able to stop thinking about it since. On the one hand, I'd have been saving her from potential embarassment, on the other, it might look like I was hitting on her. (She was quite hot, I'll admit). Would I have gotten a slap in the face?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    I'd be more concerned about what kind of physiotherapy session a physiotherapist does in jeans tbh.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 315 ✭✭Full.Duck


    Hah, how does not telling her her fly is open constitute as hitting on her? If anything not telling her makes you look like a perve, perve.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,910 ✭✭✭OneArt


    Would've told her, maybe gotten a slap in the face, then reported an assault and sued for trauma. $$$

    *may or may not work out that way


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,299 ✭✭✭✭MadsL


    Pics or GTFO!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 133 ✭✭lost in cork


    Id say if you had offered to do them up for her that would have been pervy


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,430 ✭✭✭Ilik Urgee


    Jaysus what's it come to when you can't tell somebody they're flying low:eek:

    I'd like to be told if it were me.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,296 ✭✭✭Frank Black


    blah88 wrote: »
    .

    I haven't been able to stop thinking about it since.


    Pervert.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 64 ✭✭dartup


    dont beat around the bush


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 349 ✭✭Schnitzel Muncher


    Is it okay to ask what color panties she was wearing?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 835 ✭✭✭kingcobra


    You'd probably be better off zipping them up yourself, that way you solve your problem: you don't have to tell her about it and then you also save her from potential embarassment. It's a win win really in my books! :D


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,053 ✭✭✭wilkie2006


    Is it okay to ask what color colour panties pants she was wearing?

    FYP for you there, Johnny America.


  • Site Banned Posts: 124 ✭✭The Queen of England


    An unzipped fly is an open invitation to drop the hand.

    I thought everyone knew that.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 349 ✭✭Schnitzel Muncher


    wilkie2006 wrote: »
    FYP for you there, Johnny America.

    I'm not interested in her trousers, spelling Nazi.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,021 ✭✭✭Plazaman


    From your professional viewpoint would you say offhand she was shaved, trimmed or had a jungle mungle?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,143 ✭✭✭D-FENS


    I'd be more concerned about what kind of physiotherapy session a physiotherapist does in jeans tbh.

    Upper body maybe?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 9,048 ✭✭✭Ficheall


    Would have been grand to tell her, unless the zip was broken and there was nothing she could do about it, in which case it's all you would both have been thinking about for the rest of the session.. maybe..


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,952 ✭✭✭Lando Griffin


    I'd say yes its YKK.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,147 ✭✭✭PizzamanIRL


    What's the big deal/taboo about telling someone there fly is open? Yeah, you're basically admitting that you were looking around that area, but that's no secret to anyone.

    Should have told her. I bet the next lad in told her and he has a physio with benefits now. Unlucky OP.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 35 captainzero


    what sort of treatment was the previous patient getting?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,002 ✭✭✭Seedy Arling


    Id say if you had offered to do them up for her that would have been pervy

    Especially if you said you wanted to do it with your teeth.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,324 ✭✭✭BillyMitchel


    Should of just stuck your index finger in and gave it a little wiggle and said ooops your fly is open.

    Imagine you done that and she was a tiny bit damp. Could of gotten your rock n roll.*


    *maybe I've watched too much porn


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,518 ✭✭✭stefan idiot jones


    Plazaman wrote: »
    From your professional viewpoint would you say offhand she was shaved, trimmed or had a jungle mungle?

    Or did the collars and cuffs match ?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,165 ✭✭✭enda1


    wilkie2006 wrote: »
    FYP for you there, Johnny America.

    Knickers/Underwear,

    Johnny English :P


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,369 ✭✭✭✭Zillah


    I'm weirdly put off by the fact that you thought pointing it out would be interpreted as hitting on her. It shows such a fundamental misunderstanding of the most basic human interactions.

    It's creepy, is what it is, and I'm trying to grasp why.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,390 ✭✭✭IM0


    what sort of treatment was the previous patient getting?

    quality treatment clearly


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 35 captainzero


    op should go back at first opportunity and apologise for not telling her because this will haunt him.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 748 ✭✭✭It BeeMee


    blah88 wrote: »
    Would I have gotten a slap in the face?

    No, but you might have got a box in the mouth :p


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 637 ✭✭✭ruthloss


    Now if the next patient tells her, she is going to be wondering why you didn't tell her., she will conclude that you are a perve. Now good luck with your next appointment.:D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 816 ✭✭✭dr strangelove


    Maybe it was all part of your therapy.

    And you failed.


    Pervert.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5 samboNo9


    I was chewing a pen once whilst standing at a till in work and it must have leaked and/or exploded, and I had ink all over my chin and cheek and neck.
    But I did not notice. It wasn't until literally 3hrs later than some kind ole dote of a granny mentioned ''excuse me son, do you realise...etc''.

    Not one of the 100+ customers had said anything, the bastards.

    If me willy was unintentionally hanging out I'd sure hope somebody would 'notice' and 'act accordingly'..


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