Things that really get on your mammary glands

Bertie Woot

As the reluctant owner of an increasingly prominent set of male mammary glands aka man-boobs, or if you want to be hip and terminologically with it; "moobs", it has come to my attention that as one gets older an increasing number of things seem to get on them.

For example, the Irish are renowned for their warm welcome and hospitality, but cold, hard, humourless people with all the warmth and personality of a slab of concrete exist and are resident on this island, and I've met too many of them. They never used to annoy me that much when I was younger, but every time I come into contact with one of these androids nowadays, I feel an overwhelming urge to viciously tweak their nose and say "Smile you miserable b*stard, life's too short", or just give them a Chinese burn and/or bend their fingers back until you hear the crack.

Also, companies that rip you off as standard practice. Kwik-fit charged me around £450.00 to carry out pre-MOT servicing and (dubious) repairs to my vehicle, and it wasn't until after I'd forked out this amount of money that I learned from the internet that Kwik-fit are in fact an organised capitalist crime syndicate, who carry out unnecessary work to customer's vehicles and as a means of meeting annual sales targets:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jHYrn6F4_LI

Rude doctors. Through the unenviable experience of ill health, which has enabled me to experience the impatient, patronising, interrogating, rude and in some instances, downright foul and bullying demeanour of some general practitioners, it has come to my attention that many medical doctors are in fact the progeny of Satan, and some of the least caring, most egotistical and indeed downright sociopathic individuals I have ever encountered.

I'll come back to my list of personal peeves in a mo. In the meantime, what or who really gets on your mammary glands/man-boobs/moobs?

Don't say "people who constantly whine, moan and complain about everything", as you'll just make yourself look like a whiner.

qo2cj1dsne8y4k

Inconsiderate oafs who take up two seats on very busy trains, sleeping or nursing their bags.

People who skip ques.

squod

Long winded OPs.

I am pie

Threads with the same themes.

Unregistered.

Unoriginal threads.

Ruper Sush

Fat bastards who moan about everything.

Mint Sauce

People who cant say Tits!

biko

People who can't find Ranting and Raving.

Manboobs

.Henry Sellers.

Are Mammy's called Mammy's because they have mammaries?

Bertie Woot

Bertie Woot wrote: »

"Smile you miserable b*stard, life's too short",

^ People who say stuff like that.

Bertie Woot

After Hours posters. All of them it would seem ..

Schnitzel Muncher

OP had moobs. Ha ha. Check the ad OP, get yourself a corset or something.

Ihatecuddles-old

I prefer the term 'boingly doinglies'

Where did I hear that??

orestes

People who think AH is a blog.

Schnitzel Muncher

People who make up words.

eamonnq

Me bra

Bertie Woot

People who don't read the OP and make that blatantly obvious with their first post.

Schnitzel Muncher

Toilet attendants

Bertie Woot

People pretending to be toilet attendants.

Gummy Panda

In my movies, its mainly jizz that gets on the ladies mammary glands

Schnitzel Muncher

Skid marks and sharts.

Reamer Fanny

LexieOnRale wrote: »

Inconsiderate oafs who take up two seats on very busy trains, sleeping or nursing their bags.

People who skip ques.

In before UCD Vet

Bertie Woot

Schnitzel Muncher wrote: »

People who make up words.

People who make up worlds (JRR Tolkein).

Unregistered.

Bertie Woot wrote: »

After Hours posters. All of them it would seem ..

Bertie Woot wrote: »

People who don't read the OP and make that blatantly obvious with their first post.

Bertie Woot wrote: »

People pretending to be toilet attendants.

Bertie Woot wrote: »

People who make up worlds (JRR Tolkein).

People who micro-manage threads.

feargale

.Henry Sellers. wrote: »

Are Mammy's called Mammy's because they have mammaries?

No but the words have a common origin, related to m or ma being usually the first sound made by a baby. See the number of languages in which the word for mother begins with the letter m.

kingofslaves

People not closing press/fridge/room/car doors, people with buggys or shopping trollys hogging the whole pavement, screaming kids (don't bring them to town) chuggers talking to you when got headphones on and on a call (yes has happened to me !) people standing on platform or train waiting for someone else to press the door open button, people standing right next to door open button and ignoring it (obviously think they are opened by the door pixies) people with keypad tones on texting, people walking behind you as you reverse out of a supermarket parking space and of course taxis/non indicating drivers !

h2005

Nipples

Bertie Woot

Unregistered. wrote: »

People who micro-manage threads.

Insecure, controlling people who monitor threads. In particular, posts of a certain poster.

Fratton Fred

Teachers
Teachers who become politicians
Signs in Spar that say "wow, only €1.49" when it is 99c in Tesco.
Banks.
Estate Agents

RebelSoul

Nordies

Schnitzel Muncher

People who reverse out of parking spaces (rather than reversing in).

pragmatic1

Two faced, sneaky people. Die slow.

SouthTippBass

Schnitzel Muncher wrote: »

People who reverse out of parking spaces (rather than reversing in).

Thats me! But whats the problem?

Bertie Woot

Phony people.

People who open and close doors.

Food eating people.

People who insist on breathing air.

Schnitzel Muncher

SouthTippBass wrote: »

Thats me! But whats the problem?

I do the same myself, seemingly you aren't supposed to reverse into on coming traffic.

anncoates

Torturously elaborate and rambling opening posts.

orestes

pragmatic1 wrote: »

Two faced, sneaky people. Die slow.

Whtz da mttr babz? xXx

Bertie Woot

anncoates wrote: »

Torturously elaborate and rambling opening posts.

Simple people.

JD DABA

Being about to be banned. hey ho.

dodderangler

People who are waiting at traffic lights press the button to cross and then go anyway leaving you waiting on the green man to fcuk off meanwhile the lad who pressed the lights is halfway down the road giggling to himself

pragmatic1

orestes wrote: »

Whtz da mttr babz? xXx

Ah notn doll. Sum pepz r so sneaky.xxxx