Can you dance?

DrumSteve

Cos I cant. Tried the robot once, wasnt for me.

TheBza

You can dance if you want to, you can leave your friends behind...

frozenfrozen

only after 2am

Shenshen

Nope.
I was even forced by my parents to attend ballroom dancing lesson when I was a teenager. I hate dancing with quite a passion. Any kind of dancing, no exceptions.

The Backwards Man

I can't dance, sing or talk.

Thankfully I have a perfect body with a perfect face, and a fairly nifty walk.

Schnitzel Muncher

The Backwards Man wrote: »

I can't dance, sing or talk.

Thankfully I have a perfect body with a perfect face, and a fairly nifty walk.

Plus you are well read.

brummytom

I'm white. I can't dance.

MetalDog

TheBza wrote: »

You can dance if you want to, you can leave your friends behind...

.. . .Cause your friends don't dance, and if they don't dance, well they're no friends of mine.

Ilyana 2.0

I really can't, I have the co-ordination of a newborn foal.

But after a bottle of wine, I'm Beyonce.

Schnitzel Muncher

brummytom wrote: »

I'm white. I can't dance.

At least you can swim. Probably.

brummytom

Schnitzel Muncher wrote: »

At least you can swim. Probably.

Well, I can float.

bacon n eggs

You can dance, you can jive, having the time of your life.

cosbloodymick

brummytom wrote: »

I'm white. I can't dance.

racist much!

The Backwards Man

I was dancing with my darling the night they were playing the beautiful Tennessee waltz.

lachin

I think I'm the number 1 dancer of a dance troupe in my head and dance like that.

I've been told though I've as much rhythm as a heifer!

Doesnt stop me!

bacon n eggs

I was dancing with my darling the night they were playing the beautiful Tennessee waltz.

Yeah but what way was your towel hanging?

candy-gal1

Been told I can, so im going to say yes, you never really know if you can dance unless you can see yourself dancing which more than likely you cant, imho anyway

The Backwards Man

bacon n eggs wrote: »

Yeah but what way was your towel hanging?

Down

“You've gotta dance like there's nobody watching,
Love like you'll never be hurt,
Sing like there's nobody listening,
And live like it's heaven on earth.”

William W. Purkey.

The important bit is bolded.
If you can't dance it only matters if you want to, and you're letting what others think stop you.

Itwasntme.

Yes. I love dancing. I dance all the time, everywhere: while waiting for the bus; if a song I really like comes on, I stop and dance for a bit; in my room; in the shower....sometimes I am good, sometimes I am crap. I am one of those people who can't walk anywhere without music. Even if it's just to the shops and back.

Have I given this way more thought than was expected and or required?

Catari Jaguar

I love dancing, even if I was terrible I would still do it. Can't help it. But yea, am so awesome at dancing I have recently been banned from dancing at my friend's gigs by his girlfriend. :cool:

Edit: Maybe I just look like this though and she's trying to save them from the distraction of my tragically bad dancing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LpZPuLTTIys

dasdog

Popcorn Sutton elbows or is you...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YK-cvcw3ngM

Tonyandthewhale

Yes.

El Guapo!

I like to think I can dance.
I tried it last night. I was wrong.
Very wrong.

demakinz

No i can't dance. i'm never on the dance floor at anything.

orestes

Yup, years of ballroom and latin dance lessons, thanks to unusually sadistic parents. It's a pain in the arse when people find out cos they insist on trying to make you dance with them. Just cos I can dance, doesn't mean I can make you be able to. It takes two to tango, literally.

Mariasofia

Sober ...... I'm like someone with Tourette's .
With a few on board ....... I'm da bomb shmokin

entropi

I want to take lessons to learn some classic styles and dance properly. Dancing, I'm not sure. Probably have some rhythm though.

AzN

I'd be way too shy and self-conscious to dance in front of people.

SparkySpitfire

I can't dance. I can't talk. Only thing about me is the way that I walk.

old hippy

When I was eleven, my mom wanted to me to dance in ballet classes. It never happened of course but I could have been a prima donna bona fide contender, dammit!

SparkySpitfire

orestes wrote: »

Yup, years of ballroom and latin dance lessons, thanks to unusually sadistic parents. It's a pain in the arse when people find out cos they insist on trying to make you dance with them. Just cos I can dance, doesn't mean I can make you be able to. It takes two to tango, literally.

They just want you to be the Johnny to their Baby and have the Time of their Life. :P

Black Leather

For me, there is no greater pleasure than hitting the dance floor and shaking what I've got to the beat of the music!

orestes

SparkySpitfire wrote: »

They just want you to be the Johnny to their Baby and have the Time of their Life. :P

That movie can go fukk right off. Same goes for Strictly Ballroom. :mad:

Lisha

Yes I can dance.
Trouble is I dance extremely badly .

Ihatecuddles-old

Surprised I wasn't f*cked out of the nightclub last night....I'm a horrible dancer.

Ruu

Very badly, the shopping trolley is a favourite of mine.

wendell borton

If dancing consists of getting drunk, staggering around the dance floor while waving your hands around, then yes I can dance.:D

Max Power1

candy-gal1 wrote: »

Been told I can, so im going to say yes, you never really know if you can dance unless you can see yourself dancing which more than likely you cant, imho anyway

No, no you cant!!
:P

Dizzicizzi

The question shouldn't be "Can you dance?" because really everyone can dance... But can they dance well? lol.

I can waltz or I can do some swing dance, can I do it well? I don't know!

Chuck Stone

Yes.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iqsMRspYQEY

Smidge

Yes Sir............

I can boogie

Sofaspud

Can I dance? No!
Do I dance? F*ck yes!

armaghbhoy

I can dance a bit how you would normally with a girl ( I'm not sure what you call it, swinging maybe?) and a couple of other moves but other than that I'm not really good at dancing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dyc8QRcLKH4

I do capoeira with the girls. It is a form of martial arts dance which people generally only know from the old BBC program intro. It is great for keeping fit.

However it is entirely useless if used in a fight as the only person you would likely hurt is yourself.

It is also entirely useless on an actual dance floor as in this case you will hurt others - as well as yourself.

But it is pretty good as a party piece and for keeping fit and muscular and tight and so forth.

Other than that? Can not really dance no. Did a few months of salsa in college but need to take it up again.

Makaveli

brummytom wrote: »

I'm white. I can't dance.

Can't jump either I imagine so.

RayCon

Don't see the need to ever dance ..

OrgasmicBaz

When im sober, no.

But after a few JD's im like Fandango

qwerty93

If I could pick any talent in the world to have, I would probably pick dancing. As a 10 year old boy I had 2 or 3 lessons but then I gave up because I was a lazy fcuker. I honestly think theres nothing more manly and irish than a spot of sean nos. And no I cant dance, but am always on the dancefloor in a nightclub, I think I just sing the words of the song that is on or just make fun of myself by taking out the lawnmower or changing some lightbulbs!

50SofG

MetalDog wrote: »

.. . .Cause your friends don't dance, and if they don't dance, well they're no friends of mine.

you can dance , you can dance

--Kaiser--

Dance is a basic human activity in my opinion. Everyone (who is physically able) should dance regardless of how good they are at it. Who the **** cares if you dance like in idiot if you are having fun? Life's too short