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Is my mate racist ?

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  • 11-05-2013 5:30am
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    Festy
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    He won't date an Irish woman who's went out with a black bloke,won't even entertain the idea,no matter how hot they are.


    He says he is not racist but to me he is but I've heard plenty of other Irish blokes say the same thing.

    Do other Irish blokes think the same ? or is my mate just a racist


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    Cavehill Red
    Registered Users Posts: 6,109 ✭✭✭Cavehill Red


    Coming soon on AH:

    My dog won't chase black cats - is he racist?
    Most of Africa has never seen snow - is snow racist?
    Yore ma only has white kids - outrageous racist!
    and
    Racist racist racist racist racist racist racist????"!!!1111!":::????


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    Red Crow
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,139 ✭✭✭Red Crow


    After inputting your 'Friends' data into the racist-o-meter I can tell you now OP that he is 100% racist.


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    Hersheys
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    Festy wrote: »
    He won't date an Irish woman who's went out with a black bloke,won't even entertain the idea,no matter how hot they are.


    He says he is not racist but to me he is but I've heard plenty of other Irish blokes say the same thing.

    Do other Irish blokes think the same ? or is my mate just a racist

    He clearly feels inadequate in the trouser snake dept. Once you go black you never go back.


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    Cavehill Red
    Registered Users Posts: 6,109 ✭✭✭Cavehill Red


    Your 'mate' or you?
    Also you appear to have answered your own question. So /thread.
    Festy wrote: »
    I've heard plenty of other Irish blokes say the same thing.
    Do other Irish blokes think the same ?


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    Festy
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    It is my mate,honestly,I only hate travellers lol.


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    Red Crow
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,139 ✭✭✭Red Crow


    Festy wrote: »
    It is my mate seriously,I only hate travellers lol.

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    theteal
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    since when do Irish people "date"?
    Hersheys wrote: »
    He clearly feels inadequate in the trouser snake dept. Once you go black you never go back.

    I concur, definitely a shoe-filling inadequacy going on here


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    Festy
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    theteal wrote: »
    since when do Irish people "date"?



    I concur, definitely a shoe-filling inadequacy going on here

    Date ,go out,it's the same damn thing brah :pac:


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    DEFTLEFTHAND
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    Apparently Elvis had the same problem, however it's like his racial views have been wiped off the record. We forget that he was a good old boy born in Tupelo Mississippi during the 1930s.

    He had another side to him which rang true to his parents conservative views, a time and place which he couldn't choose, but he never formed a more liberal view once away from them, if anything his views got more extreme.


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    efb
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    Tiny willie syndrome deffo


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    Zillah
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    theteal wrote: »
    since when do Irish people "date"?

    Umm, about the mid-nineties I'd guess...

    OP your friend is probably racist. Did he say why? Does he see her as "tainted" or is he afraid his little white man penis won't live up to expectations?

    Interesting fact: Men are far more concerned about penis size than women. Women tend to focus on a man's personality more than his dick. So I'm sure your paranoid penis obsessed racist of a friend will give off the perfect mix of cool, confidence and self assuredness that women find sexy.


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    Grayson
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    He's racist. Unless her names Rhianna. I wouldn't touch her either.


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    murraykil
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    Cavehill Red wrote: »
    Coming soon on AH:

    My dog won't chase black cats - is he racist?
    Most of Africa has never seen snow - is snow racist?
    Yore ma only has white kids - outrageous racist!
    and
    Racist racist racist racist racist racist racist????"!!!1111!":::????

    :D


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    Festy
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    Zillah wrote: »
    Umm, about the mid-nineties I'd guess...

    OP your friend is probably racist. Did he say why? Does he see her as "tainted" or is he afraid his little white man penis won't live up to expectations?

    Interesting fact: Men are far more concerned about penis size than women. Women tend to focus on a man's personality more than his dick. So I'm sure your paranoid penis obsessed racist of a friend will give off the perfect mix of cool, confidence and self assuredness that women find sexy.


    He said it has nothing do with feeling inferior about penis size.I reckon he's just afraid of catching something.

    btw I know a girl who went out with an african bloke they broke up around 2 years ago and nobody has bothered with her since and in case your wondering,yes she is hot.So maybe there is some truth to it.Perhaps some lads are afraid of the stick they will get from their mates.


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    efb
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    Festy wrote: »
    He said it has nothing do with feeling inferior about penis size.I reckon he's just afraid of catching something.

    btw I know a girl who went out with an african bloke they broke up a around 2 years ago and nobody has bothered with her since and in case your wondering,yes she is hot.So maybe there is some truth to it.Perhaps some lads are afraid of the stick they will get from their mates.

    Did you ask him (re orbits size) did he show you? Cos to me it screams tiny willie


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    Festy
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    efb wrote: »
    Did you ask him (re orbits size) did he show you? Cos to me it screams tiny willie


    I'll be talking to him later on tonight I'll report back to you.:pac:


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    efb
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    Festy wrote: »
    I'll be talking to him later on tonight I'll report back to you.:pac:

    First sign of madness you know...


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    theteal
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    Festy wrote: »
    btw I know a girl who went out with an african bloke they broke up a around 2 years ago and nobody has bothered with her since and in case your wondering,yes she is hot.So maybe there is some truth to it.Perhaps some lads are afraid of the stick they will get from their mates.

    I actually can't fathom this tbh, is this some small-town rural place?


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    Zebra3
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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v4_COOh4VXw


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    kneemos
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    DEFTLEFTHAND wrote: »
    Apparently Elvis had the same problem, however it's like his racial views have been wiped off the record. We forget that he was a good old boy born in Tupelo Mississippi during the 1930s.

    He had another side to him which rang true to his parents conservative views, a time and place which he couldn't choose, but he never formed a more liberal view once away from them, if anything his views got more extreme.

    ****e,thought he was perfect.


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    zenno
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,377 ✭✭✭zenno


    Festy wrote: »
    He won't date an Irish woman who's went out with a black bloke,won't even entertain the idea,no matter how hot they are.


    He says he is not racist but to me he is but I've heard plenty of other Irish blokes say the same thing.

    Do other Irish blokes think the same ? or is my mate just a racist

    Well ye see, this is the problem most Irish men have when it comes to sexual chocolate, i.e the dark man with the big hose, nothing to be ashamed about having a little white sausage, and obviously the reason for your friends deflation of ego dematerialised when he found out that Matunde Fruits were bigger and better quality man (Luya of Kenya) the Best. :D


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    Schnitzel Muncher
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    Better safe than sorry, that's what I always say.

    Would she have gone bareback? Did she have a kid with the black lad?


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    JustAThought
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    He's minding his future - it's not about equipment & by all accounts the rumours of trouser boa constrictor might well be trending as true; but it's fear of what might be caught & lifelong sentences.

    No doubt I'll be barred for speaking the obvious.


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    Festy
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    zenno wrote: »
    Well ye see, this is the problem most Irish men have when it comes to sexual chocolate, i.e the dark man with the big hose, nothing to be ashamed about having a little white sausage, and obviously the reason for your friends deflation of ego dematerialised when he found out that Matunde Fruits were bigger and better quality man (Luya of Kenya) the Best. :D

    Nothing to do with the size of his wang.

    Basically he just thinks women who go off with a black blokes are damaged goods and tainted.


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    DEFTLEFTHAND
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    kneemos wrote: »
    ****e,thought he was perfect.

    No he was a racist redneck unfortunately. :pac:


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    DUBLINHITMAN
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    Anyone heard bill burr the comedian talking about the way Black people can't be racist cause they put the the profanity after the word ,

    like this Asian mother ****er walks into a restaurant

    but if a white fella says it it comes out like this

    this ****ing Asian guy walks into a restaurant

    sounds so much more racist lol


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    Festy
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    Zebra3 wrote: »
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v4_COOh4VXw

    At the end of the day I think we're all a little bit racist,just some are more outspoken about it.


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    Schnitzel Muncher
    Registered Users Posts: 349 ✭✭Schnitzel Muncher


    DUBLINHITMAN wrote: »
    Anyone heard bill burr the comedian talking about the way Black people can't be racist cause they put the the profanity after the word ,

    like this Asian mother ****er walks into a restaurant

    but if a white fella says it it comes out like this

    this ****ing Asian guy walks into a restaurant

    sounds so much more racist lol

    He's not wrong. There are a lot if very discriminatory double standards at play, unfortunately.


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    kneemos
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    DEFTLEFTHAND wrote: »
    No he was a racist redneck unfortunately. :pac:

    Not very christian to be throwing stones brother.


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    #31
    Festy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,425 ✭✭✭Festy


    Black man calls a white person a cracker - Nothing said

    White man calls a black person the N word - Racist,batsard,scumbag...etc



    :rolleyes:


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