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Is my mate racist ?

  • 11-05-2013 4:30am
    #1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,425 ✭✭✭Festy


    He won't date an Irish woman who's went out with a black bloke,won't even entertain the idea,no matter how hot they are.


    He says he is not racist but to me he is but I've heard plenty of other Irish blokes say the same thing.

    Do other Irish blokes think the same ? or is my mate just a racist


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,109 ✭✭✭Cavehill Red


    Coming soon on AH:

    My dog won't chase black cats - is he racist?
    Most of Africa has never seen snow - is snow racist?
    Yore ma only has white kids - outrageous racist!
    and
    Racist racist racist racist racist racist racist????"!!!1111!":::????


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,139 ✭✭✭Red Crow


    After inputting your 'Friends' data into the racist-o-meter I can tell you now OP that he is 100% racist.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,308 ✭✭✭Hersheys


    Festy wrote: »
    He won't date an Irish woman who's went out with a black bloke,won't even entertain the idea,no matter how hot they are.


    He says he is not racist but to me he is but I've heard plenty of other Irish blokes say the same thing.

    Do other Irish blokes think the same ? or is my mate just a racist

    He clearly feels inadequate in the trouser snake dept. Once you go black you never go back.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,109 ✭✭✭Cavehill Red


    Your 'mate' or you?
    Also you appear to have answered your own question. So /thread.
    Festy wrote: »
    I've heard plenty of other Irish blokes say the same thing.
    Do other Irish blokes think the same ?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,425 ✭✭✭Festy


    It is my mate,honestly,I only hate travellers lol.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,139 ✭✭✭Red Crow


    Festy wrote: »
    It is my mate seriously,I only hate travellers lol.

    image.jpg


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,593 ✭✭✭theteal


    since when do Irish people "date"?
    Hersheys wrote: »
    He clearly feels inadequate in the trouser snake dept. Once you go black you never go back.

    I concur, definitely a shoe-filling inadequacy going on here


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,425 ✭✭✭Festy


    theteal wrote: »
    since when do Irish people "date"?



    I concur, definitely a shoe-filling inadequacy going on here

    Date ,go out,it's the same damn thing brah :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,500 ✭✭✭✭DEFTLEFTHAND


    Apparently Elvis had the same problem, however it's like his racial views have been wiped off the record. We forget that he was a good old boy born in Tupelo Mississippi during the 1930s.

    He had another side to him which rang true to his parents conservative views, a time and place which he couldn't choose, but he never formed a more liberal view once away from them, if anything his views got more extreme.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 35,514 ✭✭✭✭efb


    Tiny willie syndrome deffo


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,371 ✭✭✭✭Zillah


    theteal wrote: »
    since when do Irish people "date"?

    Umm, about the mid-nineties I'd guess...

    OP your friend is probably racist. Did he say why? Does he see her as "tainted" or is he afraid his little white man penis won't live up to expectations?

    Interesting fact: Men are far more concerned about penis size than women. Women tend to focus on a man's personality more than his dick. So I'm sure your paranoid penis obsessed racist of a friend will give off the perfect mix of cool, confidence and self assuredness that women find sexy.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,472 ✭✭✭✭Grayson


    He's racist. Unless her names Rhianna. I wouldn't touch her either.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 460 ✭✭murraykil


    Coming soon on AH:

    My dog won't chase black cats - is he racist?
    Most of Africa has never seen snow - is snow racist?
    Yore ma only has white kids - outrageous racist!
    and
    Racist racist racist racist racist racist racist????"!!!1111!":::????

    :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,425 ✭✭✭Festy


    Zillah wrote: »
    Umm, about the mid-nineties I'd guess...

    OP your friend is probably racist. Did he say why? Does he see her as "tainted" or is he afraid his little white man penis won't live up to expectations?

    Interesting fact: Men are far more concerned about penis size than women. Women tend to focus on a man's personality more than his dick. So I'm sure your paranoid penis obsessed racist of a friend will give off the perfect mix of cool, confidence and self assuredness that women find sexy.


    He said it has nothing do with feeling inferior about penis size.I reckon he's just afraid of catching something.

    btw I know a girl who went out with an african bloke they broke up around 2 years ago and nobody has bothered with her since and in case your wondering,yes she is hot.So maybe there is some truth to it.Perhaps some lads are afraid of the stick they will get from their mates.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 35,514 ✭✭✭✭efb


    Festy wrote: »
    He said it has nothing do with feeling inferior about penis size.I reckon he's just afraid of catching something.

    btw I know a girl who went out with an african bloke they broke up a around 2 years ago and nobody has bothered with her since and in case your wondering,yes she is hot.So maybe there is some truth to it.Perhaps some lads are afraid of the stick they will get from their mates.

    Did you ask him (re orbits size) did he show you? Cos to me it screams tiny willie


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,425 ✭✭✭Festy


    efb wrote: »
    Did you ask him (re orbits size) did he show you? Cos to me it screams tiny willie


    I'll be talking to him later on tonight I'll report back to you.:pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 35,514 ✭✭✭✭efb


    Festy wrote: »
    I'll be talking to him later on tonight I'll report back to you.:pac:

    First sign of madness you know...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,593 ✭✭✭theteal


    Festy wrote: »
    btw I know a girl who went out with an african bloke they broke up a around 2 years ago and nobody has bothered with her since and in case your wondering,yes she is hot.So maybe there is some truth to it.Perhaps some lads are afraid of the stick they will get from their mates.

    I actually can't fathom this tbh, is this some small-town rural place?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,006 ✭✭✭✭Zebra3




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,592 ✭✭✭✭kneemos


    Apparently Elvis had the same problem, however it's like his racial views have been wiped off the record. We forget that he was a good old boy born in Tupelo Mississippi during the 1930s.

    He had another side to him which rang true to his parents conservative views, a time and place which he couldn't choose, but he never formed a more liberal view once away from them, if anything his views got more extreme.

    ****e,thought he was perfect.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,377 ✭✭✭zenno


    Festy wrote: »
    He won't date an Irish woman who's went out with a black bloke,won't even entertain the idea,no matter how hot they are.


    He says he is not racist but to me he is but I've heard plenty of other Irish blokes say the same thing.

    Do other Irish blokes think the same ? or is my mate just a racist

    Well ye see, this is the problem most Irish men have when it comes to sexual chocolate, i.e the dark man with the big hose, nothing to be ashamed about having a little white sausage, and obviously the reason for your friends deflation of ego dematerialised when he found out that Matunde Fruits were bigger and better quality man (Luya of Kenya) the Best. :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 349 ✭✭Schnitzel Muncher


    Better safe than sorry, that's what I always say.

    Would she have gone bareback? Did she have a kid with the black lad?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,324 ✭✭✭JustAThought


    He's minding his future - it's not about equipment & by all accounts the rumours of trouser boa constrictor might well be trending as true; but it's fear of what might be caught & lifelong sentences.

    No doubt I'll be barred for speaking the obvious.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,425 ✭✭✭Festy


    zenno wrote: »
    Well ye see, this is the problem most Irish men have when it comes to sexual chocolate, i.e the dark man with the big hose, nothing to be ashamed about having a little white sausage, and obviously the reason for your friends deflation of ego dematerialised when he found out that Matunde Fruits were bigger and better quality man (Luya of Kenya) the Best. :D

    Nothing to do with the size of his wang.

    Basically he just thinks women who go off with a black blokes are damaged goods and tainted.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,500 ✭✭✭✭DEFTLEFTHAND


    kneemos wrote: »
    ****e,thought he was perfect.

    No he was a racist redneck unfortunately. :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 790 ✭✭✭DUBLINHITMAN


    Anyone heard bill burr the comedian talking about the way Black people can't be racist cause they put the the profanity after the word ,

    like this Asian mother ****er walks into a restaurant

    but if a white fella says it it comes out like this

    this ****ing Asian guy walks into a restaurant

    sounds so much more racist lol


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,425 ✭✭✭Festy


    Zebra3 wrote: »

    At the end of the day I think we're all a little bit racist,just some are more outspoken about it.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 349 ✭✭Schnitzel Muncher


    Anyone heard bill burr the comedian talking about the way Black people can't be racist cause they put the the profanity after the word ,

    like this Asian mother ****er walks into a restaurant

    but if a white fella says it it comes out like this

    this ****ing Asian guy walks into a restaurant

    sounds so much more racist lol

    He's not wrong. There are a lot if very discriminatory double standards at play, unfortunately.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,592 ✭✭✭✭kneemos


    No he was a racist redneck unfortunately. :pac:

    Not very christian to be throwing stones brother.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,425 ✭✭✭Festy


    Black man calls a white person a cracker - Nothing said

    White man calls a black person the N word - Racist,batsard,scumbag...etc



    :rolleyes:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 349 ✭✭Schnitzel Muncher


    Festy wrote: »
    Black man calls a white person a cracker - Nothing said

    White man calls a black person the N word - Racist,batsard,scumbag...etc



    :rolleyes:

    The only time I ever hear the 'N word' is when blacks use it. Not sure how that is considered acceptable.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,500 ✭✭✭✭DEFTLEFTHAND


    The only time I ever hear the 'N word' is when blacks use it. Not sure how that is considered acceptable.

    You cannot have grown up in Ireland and not heard the N word term before..


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,080 ✭✭✭✭Big Nasty


    I smell troll. ;)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,425 ✭✭✭Festy


    MCMLXXV wrote: »
    I smell troll. ;)

    Your post reeks of bull****.The only troll here is you,either post something in relation to the topic or funk off.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 805 ✭✭✭SB2013


    If it's black people he has a problem with then he is a racist. If it's Africans in general, then he is an ignorant idiot. If it's people from certain areas or backgrounds then he may have a valid concern.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 349 ✭✭Schnitzel Muncher


    MCMLXXV wrote: »
    I smell troll. ;)

    You can smell whatever you like.

    Personally I suspect you've been smelling too much glue, but that's just my opinion.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 349 ✭✭Schnitzel Muncher


    You cannot have grown up in Ireland and not heard the N word term before..

    There weren't too many blacks around when I was growing up, so it was hardly something you would hear out and about.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,377 ✭✭✭zenno


    Festy wrote: »
    Nothing to do with the size of his wang.

    Basically he just thinks women who go off with a black blokes are damaged goods and tainted.

    Nothing damaged there.

    The black Irish as we were called in the day...

    Realistically speaking though, we cannot keep this interbreeding scenario going on in this tiny Island any longer, we need interaction directly with the worlds genetics of all colours and countries citizens and mix it all up like a milkshake, and then you have perfection.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,371 ✭✭✭Phoebas


    MCMLXXV wrote: »
    I smell troll. ;)
    I dunno. The smell of troll and the smell of racist are very similar.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,500 ✭✭✭✭DEFTLEFTHAND


    There weren't too many blacks around when I was growing up, so it was hardly something you would hear out and about.

    I know in my time the (90's) You didn't have to be black to receive it, It was a deep insult reserved for extreme occasions, usually used by scumbags, ignorant and lower class chaps who never amounted to anything, in the present day some have ended up sky eyed looking at the noose at the end of their rope.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,166 ✭✭✭Stereomaniac


    There is a racist in this thread and he has received a caution for it before, so this will be interesting.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,592 ✭✭✭✭kneemos


    I know in my time the (90's) You didn't have to be black to receive it, It was a deep insult reserved for extreme occasions, usually used by scumbags, ignorant and lower class chaps who never amounted to anything, in the present day some have ended up sky eyed looking at the noose at the end of their rope.

    Woah.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,389 ✭✭✭mattjack


    Festy wrote: »
    He won't date an Irish woman who's went out with a black bloke,won't even entertain the idea,no matter how hot they are.


    He says he is not racist but to me he is but I've heard plenty of other Irish blokes say the same thing.

    Do other Irish blokes think the same ? or is my mate just a racist

    This post is an example of why AH should be over 18's only.

    Festy , my child , your mate is more of an idiot rather than anything else.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,371 ✭✭✭Phoebas


    There weren't too many blacks around when I was growing up, so it was hardly something you would hear out and about.

    Really? You don't remember this old rhyme that young kids used to sing?
    Eeny, meena, mina, mo,
    Catch a ****** by the toe;
    If he squeals let him go,
    Eena, meena, mina, mo.


  • Moderators, Arts Moderators Posts: 35,731 Mod ✭✭✭✭pickarooney


    It must suck to be a black guy with a small schlong.

    "Oh..." rather than "Oooooh!" every time.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,253 ✭✭✭Boscoirl


    At what point do you ask the girl if she rode a black dude? Pub? Club? Supermacs? Or back at hers?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 349 ✭✭Schnitzel Muncher


    There is a racist in this thread and he has received a caution for it before, so this will be interesting.

    Thank you for bringing this to our attention. Are you per chance a member of the PC brigade?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 349 ✭✭Schnitzel Muncher


    Phoebas wrote: »
    Really? You don't remember this old rhyme that young kids used to sing?

    So tiger is racist now? I really am out of touch.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 65 ✭✭misses with rifles


    So tiger is racist now? I really am out of touch.

    i remember it as tiger as well:D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,436 ✭✭✭c_man


    zenno wrote: »
    Realistically speaking though, we cannot keep this interbreeding scenario going on in this tiny Island any longer, we need interaction directly with the worlds genetics of all colours and countries citizens and mix it all up like a milkshake, and then you have perfection.

    Jeez, eugenics much?


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