Men Who Cross There Legs Like a Woman ?

is it such a big deal , my father think it does .

he calls me out everything he see me its annoying

when i sit i do cross my legs , i always have its confortable

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/11/16/male-celebrities-crossing-legs-photos_n_2146670.html

only pics i could find for example

whats the big deal , mind your own business ?

mathie

dare are worse tings to be honest.

ColeTrain

Yes it is a big deal - huge actually.

Men who cross their legs are for the watching..

DeltaWhite

The extreme pettiness in the world is exhausting...

kraggy

You're dad is right.

And women shouldn't wear trousers.

mathie

ColeTrain wrote: »

Yes it is a big deal - huge actually.

Men who cross their legs are for the watching..

Step into their blind spot and watch out for the hooks they have for hands.

Links234

I just don't get how anyone can get so worked up about something so insignificant?

Duggy747

If you see me crossing my legs and think it's womany then you shouldn''t be having those kind of thoughts about me :pac:

This is a thing?

Who notices stuff like this anyway?

sesswhat

As long as you don't watch Fair City as well you should be OK.

smash

Candie wrote: »

This is a thing?

Who notices stuff like this anyway?

OP's dad likes to look at men and pretend they're women!

Links234

Also, why do you think they're crossing their legs like women? They could be crossing their legs like men, couldn't they? The subtlety must be lost on me.

The Backwards Man

I only found out today that men and women's shirts button differently. Won't stop me wearing them though.

Zaph

Links234 wrote: »

I just don't get how anyone can get so worked up about something so insignificant?

First time in AH? :pac:

Cavehill Red

What do you mean cross your legs 'like a woman'? As opposed to what? Like a centipede? Like a giraffe? Men and women are the same species, with the same type of legs. There's only one way to cross them and both sexes do it the same way.

smash

The Backwards Man wrote: »

I only found out today that men and women's shirts button differently.

I think the fly on jeans is different too. Maybe I'm just making that up though.

sesswhat

Cavehill Red wrote: »

There's only one way to cross them and both sexes do it the same way.

Are you a knee man or an ankle man?

Dravokivich

Cavehill Red wrote: »

What do you mean cross your legs 'like a woman'? As opposed to what? Like a centipede? Like a giraffe? Men and women are the same species, with the same type of legs. There's only one way to cross them and both sexes do it the same way.

Women cross their legs thigh over thigh. Men usually lift an ankle over the knee of the other leg.

The Backwards Man

smash wrote: »

I think the fly on jeans is different too. Maybe I'm just making that up though.

How can the fly be the other way round?

TPD

I find it too uncomfortable to cross my legs that way.

iDave

I do believe it makes you look like one of them there homer-sexuals

Cavehill Red

Dravokivich wrote: »

Women cross their legs thigh over thigh. Men usually lift an ankle over the knee of the other leg.

That's not crossing your legs - that's propping a foot up on the other leg.

smash

The Backwards Man wrote: »

How can the fly be the other way round?

something like that. Dunno

The Backwards Man

smash wrote: »

something like that. Dunno

If I get arrested for going around examining women's zippers I'm naming you as an accomplice.

brummytom

I always sit on one of my legs, usually my right. I sort of tuck it under myself.
Please tell me I'm not the only one who does this?

Terry1985

It's a sign of insecurity, trying to protect yourself.

MadsL

Are there men who take off T-Shirts like women too?

Men: Back of the collar - pull up
Women: Cross arms, grab hem - pull up

castletownman

I remember the weekend before starting secondary my older cousin gave me a few tips.

They included when your sitting cross legged, to do so with one ankle lifted onto the other knee, or outstretched with one ankle overlapping the other, and to never, ever wear white socks.

I'll pass his sage advice on to my kids, and take it with me to the grave.

Cody Pomeray

If you do it, you must show 5mm of skin between trouser and sock.

That's the old man way.

Anything else is gay.

Anyone

Squashed bollox

I would but I cant









Because of my enormous genitals

Jimoslimos

OP your father is right. Crossing your legs like a woman constricts the air flow to your balls, leading to overheating, decreased sperm count and lower fertility*. It's his future grandchildren he's concerned about. Real men let their junk hang out.

*Scientifically proven fact.

WilyCoyote

MadsL wrote: »

Are there men who take off T-Shirts like women too?

Men: Back of the collar - pull up
Women: Cross arms, grab hem - pull up

Get rid of that floor-to-ceiling sliderobe mirror. You're spending far too much time getting undressed

gimmick

mathie wrote: »

dare are worse tings to be honest.

I am guessing you cannot pronounce your THs either??

OneArt

castletownman wrote: »

I remember the weekend before starting secondary my older cousin gave me a few tips.

They included when your sitting cross legged, to do so with one ankle lifted onto the other knee, or outstretched with one ankle overlapping the other, and to never, ever wear white socks.

I'll pass his sage advice on to my kids, and take it with me to the grave.

I'm a guy and I think that's the most uncomfortable way to cross your legs. I didn't even realise this was a thing until about two years ago. Honestly, people should just sit how they bloody well like. I'd sit upside down on sofas if it wasn't so difficult to drink wine that way.

WilyCoyote

Deleted User wrote: »

I would but I cant









Because of my enormous genitals

Try emptying them more often

anncoates

My cock is too big to cross my legs comfortably but I bear no ill will to those that do.

mathie

gimmick wrote: »

I am guessing you cannot pronounce your THs either??

A+

looking_around

smash wrote: »

I think the fly on jeans is different too. Maybe I'm just making that up though.

And the way belts are meant to face XD

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gender differences bug me. But I reckon as years go by there will be less and less.

A guy is not meant to "cross their legs", If you must, you lift the leg,placing the foot over knee on other leg. If that makes sense.

"crossing legs" is considered a "lady" thing to do.

OP, I'd tell your Da, if bothers him so, he should've raised you better :P

The Backwards Man

looking_around wrote: »

And the way belts are meant to face XD

Never realised that there were so many differences between men and women, someone will be on next to say that they pee differently.

looking_around

looking_around wrote: »

And the way belts are meant to face XD

Never realised that there were so many differences between men and women, someone will be on next to say that they pee differently.

We pee differently.

LordSutch

TV3 > > > > http://content.tv3.ie/content/images/0392/sinead_wed_98504.jpg

davet82

its a sign of little equipment

Crooked Jack

I am guilty of this but i tend to make it a bit more masculine by having to pull my bag out from between my thighs as i do it.

krudler

brummytom wrote: »

I always sit on one of my legs, usually my right. I sort of tuck it under myself.
Please tell me I'm not the only one who does this?

nope,I do it at work all the time, I expect a blood clot any day now

hatrickpatrick

I'm not able to do it, it hurts me bollix

Any time I cross my legs it's usually just putting one foot on top of my other knee, so you get an upside down triangle between your leg and your bollocks. Any closer together than that and I'd worry about damaging the future hatrickpatrick Jrs in there

pablomakaveli

Dont do it for the simple reason it squashes my balls. I like my balls (very very much) and would like to keep them so crossing my legs like a woman is not an option.

I Heart Internet

Putting an ankle or shoe on the opposite knee is a man's leg cross.

As the supporting knee travels further up the cross-over-leg, your chances of becoming a woman or a ghey increases.

Half way up is passible for a man, if he has a strong chin or can change a tyre in under 5 minutes.

Once you get to the knee on knee with your cross-over-leg draped down the front of your supporting leg you (as well as probably being very tall) have entered womanhood or are properly ghey.

In fairness though OP - your old-man sounds like a right eejit.

Capt'n Midnight

Candie wrote: »

We pee differently.

Psychiatrists do it differently the pee is silent

Mint Sauce

Cavehill Red wrote: »

What do you mean cross your legs 'like a woman'? As opposed to what? Like a centipede? Like a giraffe? Men and women are the same species, with the same type of legs. There's only one way to cross them and both sexes do it the same way.

Their legs are very different. I have never commented on a man having a fine pair of legs.

:P

As for the crossing the legs, theres two ways I know, one where the top leg sits horizontal on the bottom leg, and one where it hangs to to side.

Aced_Up

tajd wrote: »

is it such a big deal , my father think it does .

he calls me out everything he see me its annoying

when i sit i do cross my legs , i always have its confortable

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/11/16/male-celebrities-crossing-legs-photos_n_2146670.html

only pics i could find for example

whats the big deal , mind your own business ?

The interesting thing is they look like they are crossing their legs, but in reality they are farting.