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An internet message board set up to give Irish geeks too ugly to be seen

10-05-2013 5:08am

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dartup

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An internet message board set up to give Irish geeks too ugly to be seen

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=boards.ie

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#2 10-05-2013 5:11am

yeayeayea

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A bit like here then I suppose.

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#3 10-05-2013 5:12am

SV

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yeayeayea wrote: »

A bit like here then I suppose.

Oh dear.

Early morning boards is the worst.

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#4 10-05-2013 5:15am

tdv123

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The fecking Polish at it again.

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#5 10-05-2013 5:19am

Lurching

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What does "thier" mean?

It's used a lot there.

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#6 10-05-2013 5:36am

Chuck Stone

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That dictionary certainly isn't urbane.

Haw, haw, haw, *snort* haw.

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#7 10-05-2013 6:09am

wandatowell

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boardslut

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#8 10-05-2013 7:48am

Brenna Ancient Checkbook
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To give irish geeks what?

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#9 10-05-2013 8:00am

IM0

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OP you accidentally some words there

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#10 10-05-2013 8:02am

Nabber

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Jaysus OP, me thinks you need some basic English lessons.

The second definition is much better.

An Irish internet message board that has more forums than topics, averaging about 2 topics per 5 forums. Being an Irish website, the main discussion is drinking, with 307 forums dedicated to this subject. Many drinking sessions are organised on a daily basis, making the general population of boards.ie drunk 46% of the time.
A typical boards.ie thread will consist of someone suggesting pints, 30 people are up for it, 12 argue about the venue, 17 people demanding a pissup be organised in their county, 2 people making it clear that they don't drink, and 82 people saying they won'd be able to make it as they're too hungover from last night's pissup.

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#11 10-05-2013 8:05am

Festy

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Yes I'm a geek,big whoop,wanna fight about it ?

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#12 10-05-2013 8:07am

IM0

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is a geek like a gee but only men have them?

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#13 10-05-2013 8:08am

Kylo Ren

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Festy wrote: »

Yes I'm a geek,big whoop,wanna fight about it ?

Yeah, I bloody do. Dungeons and Dragons in your parents' basement tonight. You're gonna get some time from my level 67 imperial dwarf, buddy.

I'll bring snacks, fucker.

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#14 10-05-2013 8:08am

Dicky Pride

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I enjoy when people think they are the first person to find someone that everyone else has seen too many times to care about anymore.

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#15 10-05-2013 8:13am

T-K-O

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bluewolf wrote: »

To give irish geeks what?

Two ugly swans for keeps!

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#16 10-05-2013 8:15am

Festy

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Keno 92 wrote: »

Yeah, I bloody do. Dungeons and Dragons in your parents' basement tonight. You're gonna get some time from my level 67 imperial dwarf, buddy.

I'll bring snacks, fucker.

Nice one bud,just need to make sure me Ma and Da are out for the evening.

PS don't knock at the door,just send me a text when you're near to the house.

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#17 10-05-2013 8:22am

Dravokivich

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Keno 92 wrote: »

Yeah, I bloody do. Dungeons and Dragons in your parents' basement tonight. You're gonna get some time from my level 67 imperial dwarf, buddy.

I'll bring snacks, fucker.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5gs2VYL-3RI

:pac:

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#18 10-05-2013 9:11am

johnr1

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Anyone have any idea who the disgruntled one was when he was here?

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#19 10-05-2013 9:14am

Mr Benevolent

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A typical boards.ie thread will consist of someone suggesting pints, 30 people are up for it, 12 argue about the venue, 17 people demanding a pissup be organised in their county, 2 people making it clear that they don't drink, and 82 people saying they won'd be able to make it as they're too hungover from last night's pissup.

To be fair, they're spot on.

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#20 10-05-2013 1:02pm

Chucken

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johnr1 wrote: »

Anyone have any idea who the disgruntled one was when he was here?

1 definition by Devore :eek:

http://www.urbandictionary.com/author.php?author=Devore

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#21 10-05-2013 1:15pm

jimgoose

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Can you beards.ie types quit wasting all the Int3rn3tz?? Some guys from MIT are trying to UUCP me a hundred reasons why Captain Picard totally kicks JTKs arse. As if, like. :mad:

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#22 10-05-2013 1:17pm

pablomakaveli

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The bottom one is funnier. Just a bitter rant from a guy who got banned.

This was the best part:

where you can't mention the word knacker without getting an infraction and 2 week ban from the forum. (despite the fact that these vile creatures are responsible for 50% of crime in my town, despite making up less than 5% of the populace.)

And he's surprised he got banned :pac:

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#23 10-05-2013 1:45pm

returnNull

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Keno 92 wrote: »

You're gonna get some time from my level 67 imperial dwarf

oh noes not the imperial dwarf!!!

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#24 10-05-2013 1:52pm

Schnitzel Muncher

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pablomakaveli wrote: »

The bottom one is funnier. Just a bitter rant from a guy who got banned.

This was the best part:

And he's surprised he got banned :pac:

He's probably not far off the truth. I smell coverup.

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#25 10-05-2013 2:05pm

FatherLen

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At least thier not gypsies, lol yore ma's an atari jaguar

:pac:

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#26 10-05-2013 2:12pm

666irishguy

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They missed out on mentioning the abundance of self righteous cun.... I'll shut up now.

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#27 10-05-2013 2:41pm

BillyMitchel

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Meh, was funny when I first read it donkey years ago.

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#28 10-05-2013 4:37pm

YFlyer

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Any beer sessions?

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#29 10-05-2013 4:56pm

JD DABA

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"An authoritarian like message board where the moderators brag to each other publicly about banning posters "

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#30 10-05-2013 4:58pm

Sarky

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Not just to eachother. God, I've banned so many muppets. It makes my balls feel big.

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#31 10-05-2013 5:04pm

Pug160

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That's pretty damn old.

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#32 10-05-2013 6:38pm

Sparks43

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Sarky wrote: »

Not just to eachother. God, I've banned so many muppets. It makes my balls feel big.

As big as this??????

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=84533814&postcount=1

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#33 10-05-2013 7:58pm

jaffacakesyum

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In fairness, when I first started posting on boards.ie I assumed ye were all ugly aul ones but my God you're a sexy sexy bunch.

*continues to snoop on TLL and TGC "know your boardsies" threads...

:cool:

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#34 10-05-2013 8:05pm

The Backwards Man

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Haha you are all ugly geeks coz you post on boards.

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#35 10-05-2013 9:09pm

Scruffles

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dartup wrote: »

An internet message board set up to give Irish geeks too ugly to be seen

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=boards.ie

hey now,that is ridiculous and untrue...some of us arent living in ireland.
ugly geek and proud though.:cool:

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#36 10-05-2013 9:29pm

--Kaiser--

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Story checks out

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#37 10-05-2013 9:39pm

aquaman

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Keno 92 wrote: »

You're gonna get some time from my level 67 imperial dwarf, buddy.

Said the bishop to the priest

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#38 10-05-2013 9:41pm

Turtyturd

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johnr1 wrote: »

Anyone have any idea who the disgruntled one was when he was here?

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2056941831

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#39 10-05-2013 9:58pm

shruikan2553

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Love how the last one seems to be a rant from some guy who got banned

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#40 19-05-2013 11:33pm

johnr1

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Turtyturd wrote: »

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2056941831

Really?
I'm actually had the same question when I read that thread, who was CB originally? Cant see any similarity to any of the famous serial rereg trolls, but maybe im just slooow....

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