An internet message board set up to give Irish geeks too ugly to be seen

dartup

An internet message board set up to give Irish geeks too ugly to be seen


http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=boards.ie

yeayeayea

A bit like here then I suppose.

SV

yeayeayea wrote: »

A bit like here then I suppose.

Oh dear.



Early morning boards is the worst.

tdv123

The fecking Polish at it again.

Lurching

What does "thier" mean?

It's used a lot there.

Chuck Stone

That dictionary certainly isn't urbane.


Haw, haw, haw, *snort* haw.

wandatowell

boardslut

To give irish geeks what?

IM0

OP you accidentally some words there

Nabber

Jaysus OP, me thinks you need some basic English lessons.

The second definition is much better.

An Irish internet message board that has more forums than topics, averaging about 2 topics per 5 forums. Being an Irish website, the main discussion is drinking, with 307 forums dedicated to this subject. Many drinking sessions are organised on a daily basis, making the general population of boards.ie drunk 46% of the time.
A typical boards.ie thread will consist of someone suggesting pints, 30 people are up for it, 12 argue about the venue, 17 people demanding a pissup be organised in their county, 2 people making it clear that they don't drink, and 82 people saying they won'd be able to make it as they're too hungover from last night's pissup.

Festy

Yes I'm a geek,big whoop,wanna fight about it ?

IM0

is a geek like a gee but only men have them?

Kylo Ren

Festy wrote: »

Yes I'm a geek,big whoop,wanna fight about it ?

Yeah, I bloody do. Dungeons and Dragons in your parents' basement tonight. You're gonna get some time from my level 67 imperial dwarf, buddy.

I'll bring snacks, fucker.

Dicky Pride

I enjoy when people think they are the first person to find someone that everyone else has seen too many times to care about anymore.

T-K-O

bluewolf wrote: »

To give irish geeks what?

Two ugly swans for keeps!

Festy

Keno 92 wrote: »

Yeah, I bloody do. Dungeons and Dragons in your parents' basement tonight. You're gonna get some time from my level 67 imperial dwarf, buddy.

I'll bring snacks, fucker.

Nice one bud,just need to make sure me Ma and Da are out for the evening.

PS don't knock at the door,just send me a text when you're near to the house.

Dravokivich

Keno 92 wrote: »

Yeah, I bloody do. Dungeons and Dragons in your parents' basement tonight. You're gonna get some time from my level 67 imperial dwarf, buddy.

I'll bring snacks, fucker.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5gs2VYL-3RI

:pac:

johnr1

Anyone have any idea who the disgruntled one was when he was here?

Mr Benevolent

A typical boards.ie thread will consist of someone suggesting pints, 30 people are up for it, 12 argue about the venue, 17 people demanding a pissup be organised in their county, 2 people making it clear that they don't drink, and 82 people saying they won'd be able to make it as they're too hungover from last night's pissup.

To be fair, they're spot on.

Chucken

johnr1 wrote: »

Anyone have any idea who the disgruntled one was when he was here?

1 definition by Devore :eek:

http://www.urbandictionary.com/author.php?author=Devore

jimgoose

Can you beards.ie types quit wasting all the Int3rn3tz?? Some guys from MIT are trying to UUCP me a hundred reasons why Captain Picard totally kicks JTKs arse. As if, like. :mad:

pablomakaveli

The bottom one is funnier. Just a bitter rant from a guy who got banned.

This was the best part:

where you can't mention the word knacker without getting an infraction and 2 week ban from the forum. (despite the fact that these vile creatures are responsible for 50% of crime in my town, despite making up less than 5% of the populace.)

And he's surprised he got banned :pac:

returnNull

Keno 92 wrote: »

You're gonna get some time from my level 67 imperial dwarf

oh noes not the imperial dwarf!!!

Schnitzel Muncher

pablomakaveli wrote: »

The bottom one is funnier. Just a bitter rant from a guy who got banned.

This was the best part:


And he's surprised he got banned :pac:

He's probably not far off the truth. I smell coverup.

FatherLen

At least thier not gypsies, lol yore ma's an atari jaguar

:pac:

666irishguy

They missed out on mentioning the abundance of self righteous cun.... I'll shut up now.

BillyMitchel

Meh, was funny when I first read it donkey years ago.

YFlyer

Any beer sessions?

JD DABA

"An authoritarian like message board where the moderators brag to each other publicly about banning posters "

Sarky

Not just to eachother. God, I've banned so many muppets. It makes my balls feel big.

Pug160

That's pretty damn old.

Sparks43

Sarky wrote: »

Not just to eachother. God, I've banned so many muppets. It makes my balls feel big.

As big as this??????

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=84533814&postcount=1

jaffacakesyum

In fairness, when I first started posting on boards.ie I assumed ye were all ugly aul ones but my God you're a sexy sexy bunch.

*continues to snoop on TLL and TGC "know your boardsies" threads...

:cool:

The Backwards Man

Haha you are all ugly geeks coz you post on boards.

Scruffles

dartup wrote: »

An internet message board set up to give Irish geeks too ugly to be seen


http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=boards.ie

hey now,that is ridiculous and untrue...some of us arent living in ireland.
ugly geek and proud though.:cool:

--Kaiser--

Story checks out

aquaman

Keno 92 wrote: »

You're gonna get some time from my level 67 imperial dwarf, buddy.

Said the bishop to the priest

Turtyturd

johnr1 wrote: »

Anyone have any idea who the disgruntled one was when he was here?

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2056941831

shruikan2553

Love how the last one seems to be a rant from some guy who got banned

johnr1

Turtyturd wrote: »

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2056941831

Really?
I'm actually had the same question when I read that thread, who was CB originally? Cant see any similarity to any of the famous serial rereg trolls, but maybe im just slooow....