Which celebrity's azz could you just about kick

stoneill

Give me a paddling pool and fill it with baked beans and I'd spend all day in it wrestling Nicki Minaj's huge ass.

Galwayguy35

Richard Hillman wrote: »

I'd give Anderson Silva a good go.

And I'm sure you would fight bravely and end up in hospital very quickly.

xzanti

I'm a lover, not a fighter..

But if I saw someone else giving Taylor Swift a good slap in the face I don't think I'd look away in disgust.

That's all I'm saying.

gramar

Chuck Norris. He's a big poof.

mattjack

Jodie Marsh , imagine the crunch of that nose breaking after a Ballyfermot kiss.

RobbingBandit

efb wrote: »

Stephen Hawking

I would smash the surfboard off his big faker head:P

arybvtcw0eolkf

That smug 'look at me I'm a genius' bastard ~ Stephen Hawking.

Ruudi_Mentari

If my arms were longer I'd have a long-as list!

Remmy

Adam Sandler. I reckon I have it as long as i don't insult his momma

El Guapo!

I reckon I could knock the bollox out of Stevie Wonder.
He wouldn't know what hit him.

osarusan

Andrew Maxwell.

'Do you think you are funny now, ya ********?'

admiralofthefleet

stephen hawking, id just plug him out

lertsnim

I think I could beat the Rock. The Rock would only be pretend hitting me

Lingua Franca

osarusan wrote: »

Andrew Maxwell.

'Do you think you are funny now, ya ********?'

I would pay good money to see this. I chatted with him once and he's an insufferably arrogant wanker.

Colash

Justin bieber would get opened with the round house kick I'd give the little bastard

Corvo

Brian Dobson - I'd kick him relentlessly, just to see if his voice can actually be raised above his current "I'm in the library" monotone version

The whole cast of Glee

Ryan Tubridy - No lads. I called him first. He's mine. Ye can have a kick or two when I'm done. Just pay your fiver at the door.

The Saint

fussyonion wrote: »

Reckon I could give Katie Price a few swift smacks to the chops.

In fairness, I think she has taken enough shots to face already.

almighty1

NothingMan wrote: »

I've been told I look like Jason Biggs too many times now, so I'd like to fight him. We're of a size, although I'd say I'm taller and have the reach on him. Put his stupid ugly face in it's place once and for all.....

admiralofthefleet

Griffin1988 wrote: »

Brian Dobson - I'd kick him relentlessly, just to see if his voice can actually be raised above his current "I'm in the library" monotone version

The whole cast of Glee

Ryan Tubridy - No lads. I called him first. He's mine. Ye can have a kick or two when I'm done. Just pay your fiver at the door.

can i help you

Galwayguy35

Colash wrote: »

Justin bieber would get opened with the round house kick I'd give the little bastard

+1


After seeing his carry on a few weeks ago being the "hard man" with the photographer behind 2 bodyguards.

He reminds me of a smurf the way he wears the hat on his head and he is about the size of one as well.

jaffacakesyum

I reckon I could take most female celebrities :cool: as well as including Justin Bieber

Agricola

Whats Tubridy, about 10st? Yeah, I could pick him up and throw him through some scaffolding. Be grand.

Conall Cernach

Shatner.

mattjack

Conall Cernach wrote: »

Shatner.

No way , his best mate is Spock , you be caught in that Vulcan move thingy.

harry Bailey esq

flatley really gets on my tits,id like to give him a good clatter.

Ficheall

Colash wrote: »

Justin bieber would get opened with the round house kick I'd give the little bastard

Seems someone tried that quite recently.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-22425256#

A member of the audience at Justin Bieber's stage show in Dubai tackled the singer from behind while he was performing at a grand piano.

When the fan hits the shit...

stefan idiot jones

That limp wristed fairy that introduces Corrie for UTV. I'd smash his jaw so it gets wired up and stop him from swallowing loads for a fortnight.

Galwayguy35

Brian O Driscoll doesn't look that big but it would be hard enough to get him down all the same.

Ruudi_Mentari

Jimmy Tarbuck

Galwayguy35

That Frankie Cocozza fella that was on x factor a few years ago.