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american president kidnapped (Not really. Don't freak out or anything.)

  • 05-05-2013 10:53PM
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    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,227 ✭✭✭✭


    What do you think would happen if the American president was kidnapped.

    I could see the u.s army going to no length to find them, a lot people would be killed in trying to find them


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,330 ✭✭✭niallon


    Somebody would post in AH asking what we think would happen?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,202 ✭✭✭✭hmmm


    It would be the number 3 item on RTE news, just behind "the countries Catholic Bishops have threatened to hold extra long sermons at mass this weekend" and "The cost of silage has soared in recent weeks following heavy rain in the West of the country".


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 399 ✭✭IceFjoem


    I'd imagine Stephen Segal would have to come out of retirement anyway.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,759 ✭✭✭Dave0301




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 54,868 ✭✭✭✭tayto lover


    I don't believe they'd miss him for months.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,134 ✭✭✭✭Rayne Wooney


    Ah I see what you did there with your misleading title.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,801 ✭✭✭✭suicide_circus


    Thread disappoint


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,324 ✭✭✭BillyMitchel


    I'd ask John Cena to go find him.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,293 ✭✭✭✭Mint Sauce


    cena wrote: »
    What do you think would happen if the American president was kidnapped.

    I could see the u.s army going to no length to find them, a lot people would be killed in trying to find them

    Boards server goes into slow down, as the hamster is shot by FBI and secret service snipers, in an investigation into a plot to kidnap the president, triggered by a discussion on an internet forum.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,416 ✭✭✭Jimmy Iovine


    Dave0301 wrote: »

    Great film.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,227 ✭✭✭✭cena


    I'd ask John Cena to go find him.

    he would be no good for that job


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,324 ✭✭✭BillyMitchel


    cena wrote: »
    he would be no good for that job

    He could bring St.Slaughter with him then.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,227 ✭✭✭✭cena


    He could bring St.Slaughter with him then.

    ok that well do


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 217 ✭✭Triangular


    There is such a tight grip on him that if it ever were to happen it could only be done with insider help. A bit like every other american terror situation.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,564 ✭✭✭✭whiskeyman


    They better not ring Liam Neeson...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,419 ✭✭✭PropJoe10


    It'd be no problem. They'd send for Jack Bauer and he'd be returned safe and sound within 24 hours.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,735 ✭✭✭Duckworth_Luas


    cena wrote: »
    What do you think would happen if the American president was kidnapped.
    The lizard people who put him there would be pi$$ed off!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,166 ✭✭✭Fr_Dougal


    cena wrote: »
    What do you think would happen if the American president was kidnapped.

    I could see the u.s army going to no length to find them, a lot people would be killed in trying to find them

    I'm pretty sure they'd go to great lengths to find them.


  • Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,948 Mod ✭✭✭✭dr.bollocko


    I have changed the thead title to allay all our fears.


    Though tbh if you're learning your latest news from AH that's something you'd want to look into.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,080 ✭✭✭foxinsox


    A new Will Smith movie?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,764 ✭✭✭✭Mr.Crinklewood


    We would not be told.

    He would be sick in hospital for a while, after that one of his four lookalikes would be shown to the world.

    If they could still not find him it would be announced that he had been living with a terminal disease and had not long to live.

    We would all think that he was great struggling through this disease, trying to save the world.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,648 ✭✭✭Cody Pomeray


    hmmm wrote: »
    It would be the number 3 item on RTE news, just behind "the countries Catholic Bishops have threatened to hold extra long sermons at mass this weekend" and "The cost of silage has soared in recent weeks following heavy rain in the West of the country".
    The fodder crisis has far greater relevance to Irish people's lives than the any American President kidnapping.

    Not an attack on you personally, but I love how major crises like this are dismissed as typical culchie problems or as symbolic of a backwards rural economy.

    This is having an enormous effect on people's lives in rural Ireland. There are farmers under so much stress they cannot even go outside their homes to hear starving cattle roaring. It's horrific.

    The knock on effect for urban dwellers is food prices and the cost to the exchequer.

    It's a serious problem.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,227 ✭✭✭✭cena


    I have changed the thead title to allay all our fears.


    Though tbh if you're learning your latest news from AH that's something you'd want to look into.

    Ah why. But that is ok


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,295 ✭✭✭✭Duggy747


    Play an old game from the late 80's / 90's since 80% of them involved the president or his daughter being kidnapped.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,921 ✭✭✭Remmy


    The FBI at the op's house via a no knock raid.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,288 ✭✭✭TheUsual


    The CIA are now monitoring this thread.

    We're live on CNN now. Fame at last.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,800 ✭✭✭Senna


    I think they would look for him, searching the back of the sofa's first.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 423 ✭✭bacon n eggs


    No contest ...contact Frank Drebin


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 461 ✭✭MadMardegan


    Somebody just watched "Olympus has fallen"


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 78,772 ✭✭✭✭Victor




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