How long will you live?

efb

http://gosset.wharton.upenn.edu/mortality/perl/CalcForm.html

My life expectancy is (suprisingly) 78 years!

13 years on the pension so!

How long have you got?

I'm nearer the grave than the cradle!
Edit: $UScentric site, assumes you're in the US

efb

I'm not! Must remember that the above will apply on turning 40!

efb

I just ignored the state bit

Sunnyisland

Have about 30 years left...







and about 10 years right.

Clandestine

82.27 years is what i got

Praetorian Saighdiuir

69.35 to 89.87

Soooooooo, the site is a huge amount of bollox.

Pilotdude5

If you do not have any sexual partner, your life expectancy would be 0.54 years longer

No more sex for me then.

wallyMe

I'll be lucky to reach 50 the rate I'm going, cookers, hocaine, feer and bags are going to kill me!

Cody Pomeray

Life expectancy 85.17 years.

I'd be hopeful that medical and lifestyle advances should see most of us born in the latter end of the 20th century live longer than that.

Ciderswigger

73 years. That's depressing.

Arpa

I have to convert kilograms to pounds, cm to inches, I have to make up a state....forget it...I'll die when I die

dd972

Until the end of this thre.......uughh



(Clunk)

Yester

I'm just hoping to get through the bank holiday weekend.

December2012

How can drinking more everyday prolong my life? Is this sponsored by Duff Beer?

1ZRed

78 years. This test was utter bollox anyway because I have no intension of living that long and getting old. Fuck that!

Mariasofia

86.65 years! Think ill have to get myself some bad habits!

brummytom

Life Expectancy: 67.01 years
Lower Quartile: 60.43 years (75% chance you will live longer than this)
Median Lifetime: 68.23 years (50% chance you will live longer than this)
Upper Quartile: 76.30 years (25% chance you will live longer than this)


Jesus that's depressing.

Steve O

Probably the worst life expectancy calculator out there.

This one is better. http://www.livingto100.com/

kingcobra

Is anyone able to beat 22.71 years? :pac:

Ruu

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WOTW6gFQUlg

galwayrush

Dermot Finglas didn't make 18:54 PM

NeonCookies

I got 88.6 years....but then again I'm adopted, so couldn't answer any of the questions about family members health. Let's assume my biological family were all 100% healthy

efb

The new test said 74

akura

Life Expectancy: 83.31 years
Lower Quartile: 75.85 years (75% chance you will live longer than this)
Median Lifetime: 85.80 years (50% chance you will live longer than this)
Upper Quartile: 93.55 years (25% chance you will live longer than this)

Polka_Dot

Mine said around 90. Fúck that, I'm not living that long!

Ficheall

74 on the old test, advising me to 2-3 glasses more per day and sleep less, and the new test gave 78. Well, that was depressing..

Peanut Butter Jelly

kingcobra wrote: »

Is anyone able to beat 22.71 years? :pac:

Life Expectancy: 20.78 years
Lower Quartile: 17.31 years (75% chance you will live longer than this)
Median Lifetime: 19.13 years (50% chance you will live longer than this)
Upper Quartile: 22.21 years (25% chance you will live longer than this)

Yup!

downwesht

92 ha ha!!!!!!!!!!!Not a hope!

efb

kingcobra wrote: »

Is anyone able to beat 22.71 years? :pac:

I can't go back in time and die sorry!

MetalDog

Life Expectancy: 84.10 years
Lower Quartile: 76.45 years (75% chance you will live longer than this)
Median Lifetime: 86.24 years (50% chance you will live longer than this)
Upper Quartile: 93.97 years (25% chance you will live longer than this)