How long will you live?

efb

http://gosset.wharton.upenn.edu/mortality/perl/CalcForm.html

My life expectancy is (suprisingly) 78 years!

13 years on the pension so!

How long have you got?

I'm nearer the grave than the cradle!
Edit: $UScentric site, assumes you're in the US

efb

I'm not! Must remember that the above will apply on turning 40!

efb

I just ignored the state bit

Sunnyisland

Have about 30 years left...







and about 10 years right.

Clandestine

82.27 years is what i got

Praetorian Saighdiuir

69.35 to 89.87

Soooooooo, the site is a huge amount of bollox.

Pilotdude5

If you do not have any sexual partner, your life expectancy would be 0.54 years longer

No more sex for me then.

wallyMe

I'll be lucky to reach 50 the rate I'm going, cookers, hocaine, feer and bags are going to kill me!

Cody Pomeray

Life expectancy 85.17 years.

I'd be hopeful that medical and lifestyle advances should see most of us born in the latter end of the 20th century live longer than that.

Ciderswigger

73 years. That's depressing.

Arpa

I have to convert kilograms to pounds, cm to inches, I have to make up a state....forget it...I'll die when I die

dd972

Until the end of this thre.......uughh



(Clunk)

Yester

I'm just hoping to get through the bank holiday weekend.

December2012

How can drinking more everyday prolong my life? Is this sponsored by Duff Beer?

1ZRed

78 years. This test was utter bollox anyway because I have no intension of living that long and getting old. Fuck that!

Mariasofia

86.65 years! Think ill have to get myself some bad habits!

brummytom

Life Expectancy: 67.01 years
Lower Quartile: 60.43 years (75% chance you will live longer than this)
Median Lifetime: 68.23 years (50% chance you will live longer than this)
Upper Quartile: 76.30 years (25% chance you will live longer than this)


Jesus that's depressing.

Steve O

Probably the worst life expectancy calculator out there.

This one is better. http://www.livingto100.com/

kingcobra

Is anyone able to beat 22.71 years? :pac:

Ruu

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WOTW6gFQUlg

galwayrush

Dermot Finglas didn't make 18:54 PM

NeonCookies

I got 88.6 years....but then again I'm adopted, so couldn't answer any of the questions about family members health. Let's assume my biological family were all 100% healthy

efb

The new test said 74

akura

Life Expectancy: 83.31 years
Lower Quartile: 75.85 years (75% chance you will live longer than this)
Median Lifetime: 85.80 years (50% chance you will live longer than this)
Upper Quartile: 93.55 years (25% chance you will live longer than this)

Polka_Dot

Mine said around 90. Fúck that, I'm not living that long!

Ficheall

74 on the old test, advising me to 2-3 glasses more per day and sleep less, and the new test gave 78. Well, that was depressing..

Peanut Butter Jelly

kingcobra wrote: »

Is anyone able to beat 22.71 years? :pac:

Life Expectancy: 20.78 years
Lower Quartile: 17.31 years (75% chance you will live longer than this)
Median Lifetime: 19.13 years (50% chance you will live longer than this)
Upper Quartile: 22.21 years (25% chance you will live longer than this)

Yup!

downwesht

92 ha ha!!!!!!!!!!!Not a hope!

efb

kingcobra wrote: »

Is anyone able to beat 22.71 years? :pac:

I can't go back in time and die sorry!

MetalDog

Life Expectancy: 84.10 years
Lower Quartile: 76.45 years (75% chance you will live longer than this)
Median Lifetime: 86.24 years (50% chance you will live longer than this)
Upper Quartile: 93.97 years (25% chance you will live longer than this)

catallus

:(sixtybloodytwo

flutterflye

http://io9.com/do-these-startling-animal-studies-mean-your-lifespan-co-486041314

Whatsernamex33

Life Expectancy: 91.81 years

Not too bad.

Esoteric_

85.55 years.

Not smoking is a great choice! Your life expectancy is maximized by not smoking
If you have 2-3 drinks per day, your life expectancy would be 0.03 years longer
If you do not drive, your life expectancy would be 0.13 years longer
If you do not have any stress listed in the table, your life expectancy would be 0.05 years longer
Being a conditioning exercizer has maximized your life expectancy
Consuming all 5 classes of food everyday has maximized your life expectancy
If you do not have any sexual partner, your life expectancy would be 0.05 years longer
Having between 7 and 8 hours of sleep a day has maximized your life expectancy

If all of the above choices are adopted, your life expectancy would be 0.25 years longer

So basically, I should have less sex and more alcohol. Fcuk that!

pragmatic1

54 years. Meh.

ytpe2r5bxkn0c1

74 to 89. The whole thing is a load of bull!

Shenshen

efb wrote: »

http://gosset.wharton.upenn.edu/mortality/perl/CalcForm.html

My life expectancy is (suprisingly) 78 years!

13 years on the pension so!

How long have you got?

No idea... I can't do weird measurements, nor do I earn any dollars.

Wurly

84.

Wilberto

Life Expectancy Results

Life Expectancy: 84.65 years
Lower Quartile: 77.11 years (75% chance you will live longer than this)
Median Lifetime: 86.66 years (50% chance you will live longer than this)
Upper Quartile: 94.35 years (25% chance you will live longer than this)


84, going on 85. Meh!!

SimonTemplar

I'm 28 now and I got 83 but I doubt this site takes into account possible medical advances that will be made in the next 50 years, so who knows.

Senna

10...9....8...7.....6....LOOK IT WAS RIGHT....5...4..3...2....1....

Stella Virgo

efb wrote: »

http://gosset.wharton.upenn.edu/mortality/perl/CalcForm.html

My life expectancy is (suprisingly) 78 years!

13 years on the pension so!

How long have you got?

check this out
http://www.deathclock.com/

anoda_username

84.9 not bad I guess

entropi

Apparently, 86.33 years. I don't believe that though, sure medical advances will account for possible further longevity. This site doesn't take into account that I could be killed by a car anytime I'm by a road.

The last time a actually did one of these tests, According to the results,I died five years ago! :eek:

annascott

84! I was expecting mid 50's so am delighted....

LordSutch

Fourscore years & ten hopefully.

Wibbs

Ciderswigger wrote: »

73 years. That's depressing.

Meh I figure maaaahoosive heart attack in relatively fine fettle at 70 is better than dribbling and pissing yourself with blank eyes at 90. Better for those around you too.

I got 88 on that test(92 on the later link). The blokes in my family on both sides live loooong. Bucking the trend of there being more widows than widowers. Still the amount of abuse I've given my body I'm reckoning I've long cashed in my genetic cards.

Ihatecuddles-old

I got 79 that's another 58 years to piss away..

Talib Fiasco

71. Drinking and the party college lifestyle clearly have their effects. If this was last year I'd be definitely close to 90.